You Will Never Guess

[beantownjim]

WELL BOYS YOU HAVE KNOWN ME FOR A LONG TIME NOW AND YOU GUYS REALIZE I DONT LIKE TO THROW FAMOUS NAMES AROUND BUT GUESS WHO IM PLAYING GOLF WITH ON MONDAY.I WILL GIVE YOU 3 CLUES AND NO ITS NOT PETER GAMMONS.EVERY YEAR I PLAY IN A CHARITY EVENT FOR KIDS WITH BRAIN TUMORS AND THIS GENTLEMAN SHOWS UP I HAVE BEEN IN HIS FOURSOME FOR 3 OUT OF THE LAST 5 YEARS

1ST CLUE-HES A FAMOUS BROADCASTER FROM E.S.P.N

2ND CLUE-FOR AN ITALIAN GUY HES ALLRIGHT IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU I WOULD RENT HIM AN APARTMENT OR ANYTHING BUT HES A DECENT HUMAN BEING.

3RD CLUE-THIS IS A BIG ONE HE IS VERY INVOLVED WITH COLLEGE FOOTBALL I CALL HIM MR. FOOTBALL

DID ANYBODY SEE HOW I DID LAST NIGHT IN THE CONTEST IF NOT LET ME REMIND YOU FELLAS I SWEEP THE BOARD AGAIN ITS OVER JACK THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR ME NOW IS A NAME FOR MY NEW SECTION.IM TOYING WITH YOU CHUMPS I LET YOU THINK IM ON A LOSING STREAK SO GUYS LIKE SLIP WILL COME IN HERE AND DOUBLE THERE BETS OH BY THE WAY BOYS HOWS YOUR BET LOOKING NOW MY RECORD IS 22 WINS 20 LOSSES AND 7 TIES IM NOT GIVING THIS MY BEST EFFORT I LIKE TO SEE SPANKY AND SLIP SWEAT A LITTLE.HEY BOYS WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT ILL BET IT WAS (CROW) LET ME KNOW HOW IT TASTED WHEN THIS CONTEST ENDS.BEANTOWNJIM

WHOEVER GUESSES WHO IM PLAYING GOLF WITH ON MONDAY JACK WILL GIVE THEM A FREE MUG HUH JACK.

:thefinger :nono:

 

[buddy]

Pee Wee Herman

 

[DNOMYAR_5791]

Lee Corso bobble-head doll???

 

[buddy]

Big Bird

 

[Bama6895]

Barney the Dinasour.

Wait no, you are playing with Ru Paul.

Do I get the free mug????:shrug:

 

[Hailmary]

The guy in the Dell commercials?????

 

[fatdaddycool]

could be any one of the seven personalities you have. Dude you are never alone are you? Hopefully, for your sake, you will get lucky and win, oh I don't know, whatta ya say about two grand from this personality. Then he will give you a sure fire winner, that you will post all over the place. Heres a tip I went 4-1 last night and guess what.........noone cares about it either.

 

[Lockport7]

Beantown,



I wouldn't think twice about doubling up now..... but your too big of pussy to take me up on it... $200 is fine with 11 picks to go

 

[Jackal]

The guy no one can stand - Mel Kiper Jr....

You call him Mr. Football, Everyone else wonders who the hell this guy thinks he is... The players won't even give him the time of day.

 

[LasVegasErnie]

Judging by his obnoxious attitude, I really can't see ANYBODY playing 18 holes of golf with this guy. Sooooooooooooo.........
my guess is, Beandip must be playing with HIMSELF!!!!!!!
You can donate my prize to a registered charity of your choice Jack

 

[dogface]

Re: You Will Never Guess

IM NOT GIVING THIS MY BEST EFFORT I LIKE TO SEE SPANKY AND SLIP SWEAT A LITTLE.

WOW, and you wonder why respect is hard to come by! Remember most people can handle a prick, it's the pompous attidue behind it that is hard to ignore!

dogface/TSI

 

[mr. wizard]

He's playing with the Orkan man that killed that big ass bug on my screen last night.

Mr. Wizard

 

[spanky2]

I wonder why most of your "PLAYS" are all -$.30 and - $.40 ???
Gee, real tough to figure out getting a 30 cent edge your way,and you doing your FUCHING chest pounding because you are 2 games Above .500 But WHAT IS YOU ACTUAL $$$$ win/ loss sheet look like ,you fail to mention that 'yardstick' as you have to be in the PLUS after 60 games Dumbo. So just keep playing that chalk kid, the 'juice' will add up and do you in . I love ALL your Totals Plays- you just love playing the 10 1/2 - $135 thinking your getting a huge edge as your not allowed to play a game with the number over -$140 !!!!!
Amazing how many CHALK you have played during this 'contest'.... How many DOGS have you played in the 40 plus picks you have made ??? little afraid of playing in 'Dog City' are you Beansoup ???? Your just like most dopes, Chalk ,chalk, chalk.......
Please let me FADE ALL your football plays !!!! Please ,please, oh PLEASE....... O.K. off to work you go,you'll be late for the afternoon shift , make sure all the 'best broads' don't attack you 'cause they might think your some film star in your $1,000 suit >>>>

 

[Lockport7]

Re: You Will Never Guess

IM NOT GIVING THIS MY BEST EFFORT I LIKE TO SEE SPANKY AND SLIP SWEAT A LITTLE.HEY BOYS WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT ILL BET IT WAS (CROW) LET ME KNOW HOW IT TASTED WHEN THIS CONTEST ENDS.BEANTOWNJIM

Hey beantownjim,


I love to see that you control the outcome of the games so much that you can toy with us, what a fuggin idiot. The funny thing is your on like your last thread with this forum because we all know you have been kicked out of a few other ones as well. Frankly I can give two chits if you win this or not. It is quiet entertaining to me though seeing some of your responses. So I am sure I am going to get a post a few minutes or hours from now saying "OHHHH SLIP LETS BE MEN IN HERE" or something stupid to that nature when in fact you are the biggest piece of chit to come out of boston. You are just a fad in the madjacksports forum, you will be here for a short time and we will throw you out like the trash that you are. So good luck with your eleven picks, and come that 60th pick when you decide "oh chit, i lost and don't wanna pay up" go run and scamper because you will never be welcome to madjacks again, perhaps that is my opinion but you will scrutinized and nobody will think your funny anymore and no one will pay you attention because we all know your the low-life scum that you portray.

Have a good day


I am
Sincerely,
LP7SLIP

 

[Neemer]

#2 games over .500 and a negative return on your money. Yeah, real impressive knucklehead! If you've forgotten, a winning record in bases doesn't get you CHIT! It's the final dollar figure that you should be worried about numbnuts! Plenty of folks out there with winning records who end up LOSING money! Keep in mind, this IS NOT good Beandip! A person would much rather have a losing record in bases and be in the positive territory on his cash balance than the other way around. You've appeared to have gotten it backwards dumbass! Those -125 to -140 baseball favs will eventually eat your cake as they've already started to.

I realize this might take some time to sink in, but ya better pay attention Grasshopper as you once again will find yourself broker than a bum on the streets. You should try and incorporate different betting strategies as they relate to different sports. Baseball is a much different game than football or basketball. I know you're new to all of this, but ya should really try and concentrate a little more to save yourself from embarassing situations such as this. You are one fukked up dude in serious need of a psychiatric evaluation. :thefinger :thefinger :thefinger

 

[ferdville]

Why don't you scan a picture of yourself with this guy and post for all of us to see! I know that I would be thrilled and excited beyond belief! You could also scan the info from the charity event in case some of us would like to send a check and contribute to this fine cause ourselves - because anything that Beantown would be involved with would certainly be a cause that would illicit the support of just about everybody at this web site. Great job Beantown. As soon as you put those up here - I am sure that the donations will be flying in. Just think what a big shot you'll be in South Boston, well, I know you already are a big shot, so that goes without saying. I will have my eyes glued to my monitor in hopes that you will post the picture for all of us. You have to understand that those of us less fortunate souls want to live our lives through you, so we can get a vicarious thrill out of your golf date with Mr. Big. Pleeeeeaaaase don't let us down.

 

[djv]

Someone mentioned football. Do not take this dude on in football. BTWJ runs around 66% on football. Just ask him.

 

[Brick]

Are you sure it is only 66% DJV. I thought he mentioned 75 at one time. I know I'll be holding my breath week to week waiting for his picks LOL.

 

[fletcher]

shoeshine and his south side smurfs could not hit 66% in fb even with the next days paper.

 

[TJBELL]

LOL!!!!!!!

TOO FUNNY!!!