I was playing darts last nite w/son,son-in-law,and a few friends when this subject came up,Some pretty funny stuff was revealed,One of my most embarassing moments......6th grade I attended a bitrhday party in the playroom of a classmate,Was introduced to spiked punch an spin the bottle I had never kissed a girl before :shrug: when my turn came up I could feel the sweat beading up on my forehead :com: And than it happened :scared BONER!!!!!OMG :mj07: The heat off my face i'll never ever forget,Knew i looked like a bright red tomato and had to make my way upstairs with the ole cuffed hands only to run into the guys mom,Party ended soon after,should have just smiled proudly and adjusted the wood,If i only knew.
Your worst sexual experience
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went to see what new threads were up and 1st thread was the worst sexual experience and second thread involved lawyers.
insert jokes here.
insert jokes here.
What's the over/under on when this puppy gets locked up...............
5 Bills on under 17............ :142smilie
5 Bills on under 17............ :142smilie
Mjolnir said:
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control??
A: Their personalities!!!
in answer to the original question, is there really such a thing as *bad* sex??
n/m ..... i know there really is.....LOL
i can't give my answer to that in this forum tho, as the worst experience i remember involves a member that may possibly read.....
(wasn't bad sex, in case he does, it was just a phone call received right during the middle of that sex)My wife actually vomited all over my love muscle one time b4 we were married when I kinda, accidentially pushed her head to far down on my shaft....it was pretty gross. :scared
Took me a minute to realize what happened & why it got some warm & wet down there..since it was dark in the room.
Took me a minute to realize what happened & why it got some warm & wet down there..since it was dark in the room.
Mama, I never took you to be the one who slept around in the forum. :com:BahamaMama said:i can't give my answer to that in this forum tho, as the worst experience i remember involves a member that may possibly read.....
remember it like it was yesterday. I was still in high school, 17 I think. I drank quite a bit on the weekends and this one was no different. After a long night of jack daniels I come home to find this girl waiting for me. (I had known her a long time, we were pretty close but I didn't think I would ever bang her) we go in and start talking, reminiscing about when we were younger. One thing led to another, and the next thing I know we're doing it right in my living room. it was unbelievable, I did things with her I had never done before. it was the greatest sex I ever had. I know I'll never forget it. but I also felt bad after it was over. The way I took advantage of her. And I just had to tell her that, so I did, I said "mom, we can never do this again"
ripken8 said:remember it like it was yesterday. I was still in high school, 17 I think. I drank quite a bit on the weekends and this one was no different. After a long night of jack daniels I come home to find this girl waiting for me. (I had known her a long time, we were pretty close but I didn't think I would ever bang her) we go in and start talking, reminiscing about when we were younger. One thing led to another, and the next thing I know we're doing it right in my living room. it was unbelievable, I did things with her I had never done before. it was the greatest sex I ever had. I know I'll never forget it. but I also felt bad after it was over. The way I took advantage of her. And I just had to tell her that, so I did, I said "mom, we can never do this again"
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