Welcome to the Suicide Parlay Jungle - it gets worse here every day
- Thread starter Dell Dude
- Start date
I cleared $2000 plus last week solely because of suicide BJ. This week I hope to get my suicide parlay game back on track so I can clear $20,000!
Well it is impossible to coat tail you the way you post. Any chance of you posting a few plays normally so some of us might follow or fade?
What I'm looking for is either a *clean* $1000 four teamer or a *clean* $1000 casino deposit. Clean means it's profit and I have the additional BR to cover a BUST. With the BJ, assume I wouldn't bet a hand less than a grand. With the parlay, assume the payout would be at least 15-1 so no heavy chalk.
It starts with a Twins, OVER and Bo Bice sweep style tonight...
It starts with a Twins, OVER and Bo Bice sweep style tonight...
Fukk this shitt and this compulsive, crooked poster.
WSEXY
TEXAS: DRESE (-163)
& OVER +10.5 (-145)
PHOENIX (-220)
& OVER 212.5
$500.00 to win $3285.21
WSEXY
TEXAS: DRESE (-163)
& OVER +10.5 (-145)
PHOENIX (-220)
& OVER 212.5
$500.00 to win $3285.21
Sand Casino
Game: Blackjack
Starting at [2005/05/24 19:34:10] and lasting for 0:00:16
Start balance: $759.07 End balance: $1518.07
Total bets: $759.00 No of bets: 1
Result: $759.00
Hand # 1
Your bet was: 759 USD
Your cards: 10 Clubs, 10 Spades (20)
Dealer's cards showing: 6 Spades
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: 6 Spades, Queen Spades, 9 Clubs (BUST)
The result was: you won 759.00 USD
Your new balance: 1518.07 USD
Game: Blackjack
Starting at [2005/05/24 19:34:10] and lasting for 0:00:16
Start balance: $759.07 End balance: $1518.07
Total bets: $759.00 No of bets: 1
Result: $759.00
Hand # 1
Your bet was: 759 USD
Your cards: 10 Clubs, 10 Spades (20)
Dealer's cards showing: 6 Spades
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: 6 Spades, Queen Spades, 9 Clubs (BUST)
The result was: you won 759.00 USD
Your new balance: 1518.07 USD
I have done everything I can possibly do. I've made the Level One bet, I've made an insurance two teamer, I've covered both with suicide BJ. Just have to sweep the board style and I am on my way to Level Two.
Come on, one time ONE TIME just (((ONE TIME BABY!!!)))
Come on, one time ONE TIME just (((ONE TIME BABY!!!)))
Looks like I'll probably lose the Twins OVER. I need to either hit this or the four. I can do this. Come on! This is the break I need!
I increased my Sands balance to $1918. But I can't attempt a BLOW until I win one of these parlays...
This is REAL this is LIVE this is HAPPENING NOW! This could be the spark I need to finally reach Level Two. I need a perfect suicide parlay night, though.
Twins 1-0, top third...
Twins 1-0, top third...
To hell with it. American Idol is coming on. Switching to sports pager. Check that: switching to cell phone...
NO NO ITS NOT IF YOU MUST RELOAD AGAIN AGAIN AND AGAIN AGAIN YES YES YES
YES YES
RELOAD ITS POSSIBLE RELOAD
YES YES
RELOAD ITS POSSIBLE RELOAD
You know, maybe I should just forget about parlays and turn suicide BJ pro. I'm stealing from Jamiaca Mon to give to Jay Cohen Mon.
Nothing to do now but wait for it to become official. Need a three run tator by Minny or a crooked ass inning by the Rangers Girls.
I have $1918 at Sands Casino. If I lose both parlays, I don't see how I can go all or nothing again because that would be everything...
