Welcome to the Suicide Parlay Jungle - it gets worse here every day

Dell Dude

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Now I have to go back and check my deposit and payout records. I have no idea where I am at right now in terms of total profit. I only know it's around $2000...
 

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Pinnacle

MLB Baseball
San Diego Padres/Seattle Mariners 22-May-2005 1:05 PM PST
Total Points UNDER 9 for Game -110
T. Stauffer must start A. Sele must start

MLB Baseball
LAA Angels/Los Angeles Dodgers 22-May-2005 1:10 PM PST
Total Points UNDER 8 for Game -125
P. Byrd must start D. Lowe must start

NBA Basketball
San Antonio Spurs 22-May-2005 12:30 PM PST
Money Line for Game +140

NBA Basketball
San Antonio Spurs/Phoenix Suns 22-May-2005 12:30 PM PST
Total Points UNDER 207 for Game -105

Risking 25.21 to Win 380.72 USD
 

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Ok, now I see why the Spurs were the dog. The game is in Phoenix not San Antonio. :thinking:
 

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I still like my Spurs and UNDER play.
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Tying Cobb run at third, winning run at first, bottom ninth, Pisstburgh, two outs...
 

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So now let the second guessing begin. Should I have tried for a third all or nothing BJ hand at Omni and pushed my balance to $400 instead of $250, and then possibly made it up to $1000 instead of cashing out $224?

I *thought* I could win another quick thousand at a sportsbook then go smash mouth again. Instead, with only one game left on the board tonight I've run out of time for this weekend.

I will continue to make small deposits into sportsbooks and go for penny lane sucide parlays. Unless I decide to make a dramatic A/N attempt for five figures. If I do that, it'll be minumum $500 deposit. But screw that shitt for now. It's Star Wars and Contender time.

May the suicide force be with you, and I could have been a Level Two contender!
 

Dell Dude

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Fukk this shitt, this thread, this poster and this parlay!

Bo Bice Dog

Oakland Athletics -136
Oakland Athletics vs. San Francisco Giants Over 8? (-125)
Detroit Pistons +4 (-105)

Risk $96.00 to win $489.44

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Off a $20 EFT deposit plus two all or nothing BJ winners. Equivalent to a sports/casino five teamer...
 

THE KOD

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Dell Dude

It has come to my attention that you are posting over and over with no meaning or gist of anything.

I am here to inform you that this is not allowed at madjacks.

I am putting in a cease and desist order and this thread will no longer be tolerated.

Do you know how long it would take me to overcome the records of meaningless posts that you have set in this thread ?

Holy Christmas .....stfu ! and I mean do it now.

Do not make me take actions that will force unfair discrimination against you.

Please just start a new thread, and I will try to figure out how to overcome some of the records you have set.

KOD
 

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Dell Dude

It has come to my attention that you are posting over and over with no meaning or gist of anything.

I am here to inform you that this is not allowed at madjacks.

I am putting in a cease and desist order and this thread will no longer be tolerated.

Do you know how long it would take me to overcome the records of meaningless posts that you have set in this thread ?

Holy Christmas .....stfu ! and I mean do it now.

Do not make me take actions that will force unfair discrimination against you.

Please just start a new thread, and I will try to figure out how to overcome some of the records you have set.

KOD


POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK
 

Dell Dude

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With still almost a week left in May I have gotten casino payouts totalling OVER $8100 this month. My sportsbook payouts have totalled just UNDER $1000. That says it all, and sums up this stupid ass thread perfectly. Going to sleep. I'm working tomorrow morning, and I ain't staying awake for this low scoring bullshitt going on in San Fran.

Night and weekend OVER. Thread continues...
 

Dell Dude

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I just bought a $400 sprint cell phone with all that unlimited shitt. It's going to be used exclusively for hookers and bookies. And now I've gotta win that money back too!

Please stand by...
 

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Bo Bice Bet Jamaica :mj23:

Twins +106
& Over 8.5 -110

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Risking 224.00 to win 656.93 USD

Deadicated to Bo Bice. This Rocker will RULE tonight! So long Carrie Cunt!

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