Welcome to the Suicide Parlay Jungle - it gets worse here every day

[compaqdork]

Here comes the sun,
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's all right

Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun,
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's all right

Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun,
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's all right

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes

Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear
Here comes the sun,
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's all right

Here comes the sun,
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's all right
It's all right

 

[Dell Dude]

As soon as the opening pitch is thrown, I'll reveal my double/all or nothing straight putt. I'll give a hint: I bet on Chicago. :walk:

 

[Wilson]

As soon as the opening pitch is thrown, I'll reveal my double/all or nothing straight putt. I'll give a hint: I bet on Chicago. :walk:

You go dude :mj14:

 

[Chopsticks]

She's kinda hot for an animated chick...

 

[Dell Dude]

2023392 Straight Risk/Win: 450/495

955 AT CHICAGO WHITESOX
+110 5/21/2005 10:20:00 AM

 

[Dell Dude]

No ninth inning home run this time... except by the Chisox. Kiss my ass Cubbies. Cost me $6500 Tuesday. I'm getting it back!

USD Balance: 945.00

 

[Dell Dude]

2026652 Straight Risk/Win: 920/1150

969 AT ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
+125 5/21/2005 4:05:00 PM

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm probably going to SMASH MOUTH to $10,000 then LONG BALL to $100,000...

 

[Dell Dude]

Need some fukkin runs and I'll be all right. Actually, one run would be nice at this point.

 

[Dell Dude]

Terrero hit sacrifice fly to right, Kata scored.

D'Backs 1-0 top seven. Calling $2070 balance. :moon:

 

[chump]

are you retarded???

a 1-0 lead is never safe

it's 1-1 with bases loaded 1 out now

tigers gonna break it open

can't get to level 3 getting excited over a 1-0 with estes...

 

[Dell Dude]

I wouldn't even have to be sweating this out if stupid Bowmans didn't decline my first bet: $920 on NY Dragons arena. $500 online limit and I was too lazy to call it in.

Assholes.

 

[Dell Dude]

If badbeat is inevitable.

Every time Detroit comes up to bat I unclick the sound from cbsportsline scoreboard. I don't want to hear that crack of the bat. That means Bowmans bankroll kill shot.

1-1, end nine.

 

[Dell Dude]

From: Support@CitadelCommerce.com
To: tlpnlxz@yahoo.com
Subject: Citadel Commerce Transaction Receipt
Date: Sat, 21 May 2005 19:27:30 -0700

This email has been sent to you as a result of you processing a financial transaction through ECash Direct (UK) Limited using the Citadel Commerce Payment System.

Transaction processed by: XXXXXX XXXXXX
Transaction date: 2005-05-21 19:27:19.0
Account: **************
(US Personal) Check number: 31
Amount: $ 50.00 USD

Citadel Commerce reference number: XXXXXXXX
The purchase originated from: ECash Direct (UK) Limited ECash Direct (UK) Limited reference number: XXXXXXXX-XXXXXX

Omni Casino

Game: Blackjack
Starting at [2005/05/21 22:27:57] and lasting for 0:00:36
Start balance: $50.00 End balance: $200.00
Total bets: $150.00 No of bets: 2
Result: $150.00


Hand # 1
Your bet was: 50 USD
Your cards: 9 Clubs, Ace Clubs (10/20)
Dealer's cards showing: Jack Clubs
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: Jack Clubs, 8 Hearts (18)
The result was: you won 50.00 USD
Your new balance: 100.00 USD

Hand # 2
Your bet was: 100 USD
Your cards: 2 Diamonds, Ace Spades (3/13)
Dealer's cards showing: Queen Diamonds
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: 2 Diamonds, Ace Spades, 9 Clubs (12)
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: 2 Diamonds, Ace Spades, 9 Clubs, 9 Clubs (21)
Dealer's hand: Queen Diamonds, Queen Clubs (20)
The result was: you won 100.00 USD
Your new balance: 200.00 USD

- - - - -

Game: Blackjack
Starting at [2005/05/21 22:33:43] and lasting for 0:00:16
Start balance: $200.00 End balance: $250.00
Total bets: $50.00 No of bets: 1
Result: $50.00


Hand # 1
Your bet was: 50 USD
Your cards: Jack Spades, 6 Diamonds (16)
Dealer's cards showing: 6 Spades
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: 6 Spades, 8 Hearts, 8 Hearts (BUST)
The result was: you won 50.00 USD
Your new balance: 250.00 USD

Date: Sun, 22 May 2005 03:03:18 +0100 (BST)
From: NETellerPayments@EcashDirect.net
To: tlpnlxz@yahoo.com
Subject: Withdrawal Request Received

Dear XXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX

This is to confirm that ECash Direct has received your withdrawal request for $224.00 by NETeller. Your transaction number is XXXXXX.

You will receive another email once the payment has been sent back to your Neteller account. Please keep this email for your records.

Thames singled to center, White scored,
Young to third, Monroe to second.

Tigers 3-2 *FINAL*

 

[CryBoy]

Scott? Chime in, buddy.

 

[Dell Dude]

Cwissy Sportsbook

[504] PHOENIX u207-110NBA
[503] SAN ANTONIO ML+125MLB
[902] PIT PIRATES ML-155 ( ACTION )MLB
[901] COL ROCKIES o8-105 ( J KENNEDY-L / J FOGG-R )MLB
[903] AZ D`BACKS ML-110 ( ACTION )MLB
[903] AZ D`BACKS o7?-120 ( J VAZQUEZ-R / J JOHNSON-R )

50/2364

* * *

I purposely chose another Citadel deposit knowing I would not be payout ready for up to two weeks. Have

Plenty Up Topp

money coming in via NETeller Monday. Now it's just a question of using those excess funds as sparks to try to start a sportsbook fire somewhere...

 

[Dell Dude]

Was going to take the Suns because I think they are going to win the series, but I did something unusual for me and went with the value play of Spurs plus moneyline. No major injuries I know of so I think that is too juicy a number to pass up. And the UNDER because I think that is tied to the Spurs winning. If I picked the Suns probably would have went with the OVER.

 

[Chopsticks]

Dude, do you even keep up with the games? I guess you don't know about Duncan's ankle injury. But then again, he's not a real big contributor to the team anyway...

 

[Dell Dude]

I know about his "tweaked" ankle. I also know he's playing. Finally, I know it is to the Spurs advantage to play up his "injury" as much as possible. Bottom line: Duncan's going to be fine. I think Spurs plus moneyline at home is a bad line based on a hearsay type injury.

 

[Dell Dude]

These are the most likely scenarios to winning $100,000.

1. Win $10,000 plus at a sportsbook with either strait putts or a parlay then deposit $1000 at either/or Sands, Omni, 1on1, WillyHilly Casino and suicide BJ it up to $100,000.

2. Win $10,000 plus at a sportsbook with either smash mouth or long ball, then close the deal LONG BALL.

3. Win $100,000 at a sportsbook SMASH MOUTH only.

4. Win $100,000 at a sportsbook with a LONG LONG BALL - like $500 eight teamer with dogs.

5. Win $10,000 at a sportsbook, deposit $1000 into a casino, win like $25,000 at the casino then close the deal at (a) sportsbook(s) with either smash mouth or long ball.

Those are the five most likely, but who knows and know cares how I get there. I just want to finally get there!