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Wise and Wiser

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Let's compile a good list. I'll get it started.

If you have graduated from middle school, you should no longer take a glove with you to a baseball game.

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hedman,

I take it you're one of the dorks I see every now and then with a glove. If you did catch a ball, you would probably keep it for yourself instead of giving it to a kid. Sorry to offend you! Man Law number two, you should never choose usernames such as hedman for a gambling website. You are just asking for people to call you a homo!
 
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wise and wiser,

thank you for your kind words, im very secure in my sexuality, and if I was a "homo" would that be such a terrible thing.
 
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by the way wiser, you are pretty touchy for me making fun of a post that is taken from a commercial, I do have to say I love when that hunk of a man takes his shirt off. Does this make me a "homo"? :scared
 
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not a fan of homos. anyway.

Man Law #3. If you drive a convertible, it better be a porche. If you drive a convertible VW or anything like it, your gay.
 
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kksuited said:
not a fan of homos. anyway.

Man Law #3. If you drive a convertible, it better be a porche. If you drive a convertible VW or anything like it, your gay.
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Or a Jeep or actually numerous other sports cars..
 
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CryBoy,

He said a VW or anything like it. A Mustang is nothing like a VW!
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Gotcha.

See what you think about this one... As we were leaving the restaurant, I was holding the door for my wife. A "dude" slipped through the door without extending his arm to keep the door open. My testosterone level was high that day and wanted a confrontation for the rude "non gesture" on that guy's part, but wife stopped me. Hey, when I was dating, I wouldn't have let that go. But now that I am married, hmm... Oh shit. Am I pussy whipped now?
 
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No, that doesn't make you a pussy! If we confronted every asshole we come in contact with, we would spend half of every day throwing down. Not cool to fight in front of the boss either. Women aren't impressed with that in the least bit. Not any woman you would want to marry anyway.
 
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Wise and Wiser said:
hedman,

I take it you're one of the dorks I see every now and then with a glove. If you did catch a ball, you would probably keep it for yourself instead of giving it to a kid. Sorry to offend you! Man Law number two, you should never choose usernames such as hedman for a gambling website. You are just asking for people to call you a homo!
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If I ever catch a Ball, It's mine. Sorry, have never caught one, want one.
 
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