Man Laws
- Thread starter Wise and Wiser
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Some golf ones I can think of
Some golf ones I can think of
No man shall utter these words on any golf course or at the bar following a round of golf:
1) We already have a lot of presses out there. Why don't we just call off any more presses and go with what we already have bet?
2) Are you sure you want to carry over that bet to the back nine? We tied on the front so why not just cancel that wager?
3) The beer cart again? You guys shouldn't drink any more, it may affect your putting!
4) Hey, I know I should buy drinks as the winner on today's round, but you guys are drinking more than I won! How bout a well drink?
5) You guys drank Bombay and Ketel, why should we split the tab 4-ways? All I had was a bud light, fellas.
6) Just let me look for that Pinnacle for 5 more minutes -- it's brand new.
7) I know I am OB and I forgot to hit a provisional, but can I just drop here to speed up play? It's a long way back to the tee box.
8) Do you like my new Izod socks?
Some golf ones I can think of
No man shall utter these words on any golf course or at the bar following a round of golf:
1) We already have a lot of presses out there. Why don't we just call off any more presses and go with what we already have bet?
2) Are you sure you want to carry over that bet to the back nine? We tied on the front so why not just cancel that wager?
3) The beer cart again? You guys shouldn't drink any more, it may affect your putting!
4) Hey, I know I should buy drinks as the winner on today's round, but you guys are drinking more than I won! How bout a well drink?
5) You guys drank Bombay and Ketel, why should we split the tab 4-ways? All I had was a bud light, fellas.
6) Just let me look for that Pinnacle for 5 more minutes -- it's brand new.
7) I know I am OB and I forgot to hit a provisional, but can I just drop here to speed up play? It's a long way back to the tee box.
8) Do you like my new Izod socks?
A man should never actively be involved in house redecorating decisions. Now, if your wife wants to show her favorite 3 samples out of the 25 she brought home to look at while you're sitting in your recliner, that's ok, but you should never be caught in that section of Lowe's/Home Depot.
A man should never buy a cat.
A man should never refuse the advances of his woman/wife no matter how tired or sick he might be.
A man should never buy a cat.
A man should never refuse the advances of his woman/wife no matter how tired or sick he might be.
Wise and Wiser said:
OMG, Man Law for sure!!
And all of No Peppers are Man Laws also :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
