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    Week 2

    Greetings from the perimeter. I trust all is well in the mainstream. Hopefully we can improve upon it. We'll see, I suppose. Before commencing with the Cow Pies; here's a quick reviewa last week. To wit: I had winnes with the G-men, the Buff, Denver, SF(Power Pie) and Seattle. Whilst losing...
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    Where am I?

    So, anyway... Those a yuz in the know might take a look-see at these. Unholycow is back for the NFL season. Start winnin' and grinnin', fellas, I'm doin' the damn work! Week 1 I usually play a conservative slate in the season's opening week, and this one ain't gunna be any...
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    Day 2 at The Dance with Unholycow

    So anyway? a cow walks into a bar, see? And the booze jockey looks him over and says, ?Hey! I ain?t servin? no freakin? cow.? Are ya with me? Unfazed, the cow slaps down a twenty on the bar and replies, ?Who freakin? cares? I don?t wanna hamburger, ya boob! I wanna gawdam drink!? 9-5-1...
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    Just in case...

    The sun woke up this morning and it dawned on me... Wisc-Milw +5 W Kentucky +9? (Power Pie) S Illinois +4? Marquette -10 S Carolina St +27 NC State -1 (This one's for you, Loop) Arizona St +3 Utah St +16 Gonzaga +1? Creighton -5 Colorado St +15 UConn -4? San Diego +6? Weber St +7 Dayton -2...
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    Can you hear me now?

    http://www.madjacksports.com/COW.shtml Good.
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    Can you hear me now?

    Good. http://www.madjacksports.com/COW.shtml
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    I had it all, white horses and everything... now look

    WARNING: You have entered into an unpatrolled and extremely hazardous locale, gullible dispositions are strictly forbidden. All others are required to have a strong stomach, nose plugs and thermal underwear. MadackSports.com and it?s affiliates do not endorse, recognize or understand the...
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    Mein Kampference Championships

    Yavol! Don?t worry, I?m okay. The resounding thud you heard outta Bovinia last Sunday was my Green Bay pick, or as some have chosen to call it . . . the udder side of a hot streak. I am here to tell you, though, that even with the repulsiveness of that particular selection on the record, not...
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    Step on in here, mister, I got just what you're lookin' for

    With only eight teams and seven games remaining in the NFL season, the matchups are now mammoth in every way, so I hope I have your undivided. Ya see what I?m sayin?? Not only will I be dealin? you my white-hot opts in all four semi-conference tilts, but I?ve got a Cow Power pie in the AFC which...
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    Did somebody ask for Cow Pies?

    Greetings and salutations. I?m a bit outta my element this week. Against my better judgment, I am passing in the Aces Gold NFL Handicapping contest. In other words, Bubblehead, Cobra, Flipper13 and Fatboy better stay the hell offa the following selections, ya hear me? As for the resta yuz? hey...
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    Am I missing something?

    Cobra, I can't believe you took a pass today in the contest! I mean . . . I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! BARTENDER! Make mine a double, too!
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    Bovinian Pastry

    Hello girls. Lookin' for some Cow Pies? Welp, it?s that time of year when them key handicappin? techniques what you?ve finally got dialed in become damn near worthless. I mean, not only is home field importance less than it?s been all year, but with some teams havin? nuthin? left to play for...
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    'Twas what?

    COW?S NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ?Twas the night before Christmas and I really think That the only thing stirring was the straw in my drink As I studied my numbers for the next day?s football By the chimney a sweat sock hung alone on the wall A hooker named Vixen was asleep in my bed She?d danced...
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    The X-mas Files

    Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here. Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing. Mulder: Look, Scully, just like the other homes: Douglas fir, truncated, mounted, transformed into some sort of shrine. Halls decked with boughs of holly, stockings hung by the chimney with...
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    Join me in a toast

    As those of yuz that have known me for awhile may remember, December 23rd is kind of a special day around here. Some time Sunday, I?d appreciate it if you?d raise a glass of your favorite libation and say these three words. ?Happy Birthday, Snacks!? And now; the traditional anecdote of the...
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    Dolphriots

    I don?t know what it is exactly, but I do know this? I got it. I?m talkin? about the Christmas spirit, ?natch. You know the routine; good glow goin? all the time; always in an excellent mood; spreadin? joy and them good tiding deals wherever ya go. Yesterday, I partook in another of the season?s...
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    Thinkin' of Saint Eye

    Like, moo. The New Orleans Bowl wasn't exactly goin' my way, so I started riflin? through a box of Christmas crap what I got. Well, I came across this package of rubb... er... I mean, prophylactics, and they reminded me of an old friend. He sent ?em to me a coupla years back, along with tons of...
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    Men are From Mars, Women...

    ... Want My _ _ _ _ _ Hey! Howya dooin?? I was talkin? with Snacks last night and the subject rolled around to summa the guys what we don?t see no more. When out of the freakin? blue I go all goosepimply, ya see what I?m sayin?? I mean, I gotta huge whiffa that d?j? vu crap all of a sudden...
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    The Playoffs

    Since I got nuthin? on the game tonight, I thought I?d give yuz my viewa the upcoming playoffs. To wit: AFC The Steel, the Raid and the Swimming Mammals are in the driver?s seat for division titles, with P?burgh (10-2 anda a game ahead of O?land) having the best shot at earning the number one...
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    Ace's Gold $5000 NFL Football Contest

    Who?s playin? what, as of 8:30am pacific time. Cleveland? Den 7 Mia 11 Ind 13 Bal 3 Car 11 NO 3 Min 4 Pit 13 NE 10 NYJ 17 STL 14 Atl 1 TB 6 Cin 10 Ten 2 Cle 14 Det 18 Chi 4 SD 13 Sea 4 AZ 6 Oak 4 Dal 13 Was 5 Buf 13 SF 8 GB 11 Jax 3
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