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    Happy TD everybody!

    White or dark? Sorry I'm late, but I had to run out for some yams. Anyway, here's what I did. Detroit +6? Under 48 Dallas +7 Over 40 I wanna take a moment to thank Jack for continuing the great job he does in running the classiest sports bar in Cyberbia. Thanks, Jack! And IE and Tiger and...
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    What happened in New Orleans?

    Sounds like I got screwed again.
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    Wolf, Fly, Redsfann? Where are you?

    I hate goin' to the window without at least a brief peek.
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    Titans have never lost...

    ... when Steve McNair both rushes and throws for a touchdown (9-0). He threw one to Dyson in the 1st half and he just ran one in. Oh well, all good things must come to an end. Am I right?
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    Crunchin' numbers bringin' ya down?

    For them what don't dig paperwork Who'd rather ride an angle You're invited to Bovinia To contemplate The Dangle You'll find trends for all occasions I'm sorry, there's no booze Just lotsa stuff what oughtta help ya choose http://www.madjacksports.com/COW.shtml Lemme know whattya think. Like...
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    I don't know if it's worth anything ...

    ... but I noticed this while doin' some work this morning. Over the last 3 weeks underdogs that have played fewer games than their opponent are 8-0 to the number. Maybe we've reached that point in the season where summa these teams needa break, huh?
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    My Nickels Worth

    THE BREEDERS? CUP It?s hard to believe, but I?m more excited about this than the World Series. And I?m a huge fanna the horsehide! 3rd ? THE DISTAFF $2 Exacta Box 1,2,3,12 = $48 1 TRANQUILITY LAKE 10/1 DELAHOUSSAYE E 123 2 FLUTE 5/2 BAILEY J 120 3 EXOGENOUS 3/1 CASTELLANO J 120 4 MISS...
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    Cow Pies

    I seem to be havin' some trouble gettin' my Pies to Maryland this morning. So... ?Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back down to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!? ~~ San Diego Padres radio announcer Jerry...
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    Thursday Night

    Excuse me . . . I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player. ~~ John Kruk In honor of the upcoming Fall Classic, I thought I?d sprinkle this week?s report with summa my favorite baseball quotes. I hope yuz enjoy ?em. Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit. ~~ Hank Aaron...
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    It took me a fifth of the day to wite it. I'm postin' it, okay?

    I got zero <hic> time for contemplation of the non-gamblin? variety, so I went to the archives, ya savvy? For entertainment purposes only, ?natch. Gleaned from the Unholycow files: Stardate 1016-00 Today, I thought I?d lay summa my favorite movie quotes onya. My favorite ?redneck? movie...
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    Some stuff what might be of interest

    Washington has won 4 of 5 from NYG, but when these two meet in NY the dog is 2-14-1 to the number. Tennessee entered '01 on a streak of 25-8 as a road dog. Acourse, they took the gas pipe in that role two weeks ago. Seattle is 13-3 after allowing more than 30 points. SF is 3-13-1 vs the...
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    Seattle at Oakland

    The more I consider this game the more I like the under. In fact, I am loading up. Look for Oakland to finally get their ground game going. They led the league in rushing and punished the Hawks on the ground twice last year. I figure they'll make it a priority again today. On the other side...
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    Circling the Drain

    CIRCLING THE DRAIN by Unholycow Dig. A few months back, you know, when certain ?associates? of mine were unsure of their social standing, my brother Nine moved east, out of the city. He still contends that the fact that I was behind bars, by virtue of a mysterious set...
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    Sunday Cow Pies

    Are you freakin? kiddin? me? 0-3 ?300? An inauspicious beginning, to be sure. But, hey! Whattaya gunna do? Move forward, that?s what! Lets rock! MLB 0-2 ?200 MIL (Sheets) +132 atl and UNDER 8? +100 These teams are going under more often than my gawdam tech stocks. And with a low-scoring...
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    Reflections From Inside the Can

    I hope nunnayuz think I'm puttin' this here so you'll forget about the 0-3 record I had today in my return to the handicapping arena. But hey, any diversion is welcomed. REFLECTIONS FROM INSIDE THE CAN According to Louis Zafortune, attorney for the accused (howya dooin??), both the state of...
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    All the moos that's fit to print

    It?s strange the way your mind can sometimes ease your passage through periods of heightened duress by lyin? to yer ass. Seriously! My subconscious ran a freakin? game on me like I was a gawdam boob! I mean, it took me mosta three weeks inside to admit to myself that I wasn?t ?up a creek,? I was...
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    *** ATTENTION ***

    Ladies and gentlemen! Prepare yourselves! Coming soon to a MadJackSports.com forum near you ... it could be ... it might be ... IT IS! UNHOLYCOW! Stay tuned for further details. Patent pending. All rights reserved. Like, moo.
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    Go, baby, go!

    Christ, man, I need some sleep. I ain't studied a Racing Form in a long time. Them numbers are LITTLE! Here's what I come up with, in case you're interested. Good luck. DISTAFF I don't like the race. It looks like a cold exacta, but what'll it pay? About 7 bucks'd be my guess and I ain't gunna...
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