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    secret of your success...so true

    "Sir, What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank president. "Two words" "And, Sir, what are they?" "Right decisions." "And how do you make right decisions?" "One word." "And, What is that?" "Experience." "And how do you get Experience?" "Two words" "And...
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    DOGS THAT BARK...Ant Update

    Say Bro, those ant traps you sent me worked like a charm...Haven't seen one mound since I put those up...Very much appreciated!!! You da' man!!! And my kids appreciate it too...
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    New Bush Slogan...

    In light of the Administration's position on gay marriage, shouldn't the President's re-election slogan be: "Bush and Dick: The Way God Wants It?"
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    Dear Alcohol

    Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer with the game, and you're even around in the holidays hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in...
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    "THE 12 DAYS OF CRIMMUS" Too Funny!!!

    "THE 12 DAYS OF CRIMMUS" On de fert dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!! A 78 Cutlass Supreme! On de secont dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!! Too gold teets an a 78 Cutlass Supreme! On de therd dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!! Tree hot wings, too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass...
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    how expensive is it to live elsewhere?

    America's 5 Most and Least Expensive Cities - No surprise?the more a city has to offer, the more it costs to live there How to Read the Numbers The number that follows each city is its composite index score, with the average being 100. For example, with a composite index of 217.1, the cost of...
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    Birth Test...I'm a #7...What # Are You?

    Birth Test Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth Date together, like in the example, until there...
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    Funny Things That I've Learned About Texas

    There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a few no one has ever seen before. The wind blows at 90 mph from Oct 2 till June 25, then it stops totally until October 2. Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with all four feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of...
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    Name The Top Strip Clubs In Your Area

    1. Gentlemen's Club...High class and very good brunch buffets on Wednesday 2. Fantasy Ranch...Love the "dungeon" 3. Baby Dolls...Cute girls 4. Peeping Tom's...Total freaks, mainly black chicks, but they do a hell of alot more than you can imagine...They also seem to get into the music and...
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    13 Thoughts for the Day

    13 Thoughts for the Day 13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway... 12. Life is sexually transmitted... 11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die... 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a...
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    Thoughts on Sex

    Thoughts on Sex > > "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome > things that money can't buy." > > --Tom Clancy > > > > "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." > > -- Steve Martin > > > > "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a...
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    Anyone Know Where I Can Get Boric Acid?

    I'm trying this new at home ant killer and I need some boric acid...Just wondering where I can get any...Thanks
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    New Netsky-D Worm Spreading Through E-Mail

    New Netsky-D Worm Spreading Through E-Mail Mon Mar 1,10:28 AM ET Add Technology LONDON (Reuters) - A new computer worm dubbed "Netsky-D" was clogging e-mail systems around the world after emerging on Monday, a security expert said. The worm is particularly difficult to root out...
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    Paris Hilton And SNL...Funny Chit

    I got quite a chuckle out of this one... http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00105.wmv
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    This Is Why Drinking And Lumber Don't Mix...OUCH

    Ya gotta see this for yourselves...I, myself, am speechless... http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00092.wmv
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    New Mydoom Variant Deletes Files

    New Mydoom Variant Deletes Files Wed Feb 25,10:00 AM ET Add Technology - PC World to My Yahoo! The variant, dubbed Mydoom.F, not only tries to perform a distributed denial-of-service attack on the Web sites of Microsoft and the Recording Industry Association of America (news - web sites)...
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    I'm In Desperate Need Of Some Jokes...

    Some stuff in my life is kind of bumming me out right about now...Need some pick me ups. Just wondering if anyone's heard any new jokes lately. Thanks fellas...
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    The Man Song

    How True... http://www.semmel.us/mansong.html
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    Nikki Cox...Whatever Happened To Her?

    Anyone remember the tv show a few years ago with that hot redhead, Nikki Cox? Just wondering where her career is now and if anyone had any recent pics...
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    Ordering Pizza in the Year 2010

    Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order." Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?" Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610." Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742...
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