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    Mark Your Calendar Fellas...

    http://www.steakandbjday.com/ You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that...
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    Test If You Are Really A Boob Man

    I scored an 18...Let's see how well you do... www.dopeysden.com/flash/realsilicon.swf
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    Anyone Ever Got Food Poisoning?

    Man, I've been spewing out both ends for the past day and half. My stomach tightens up like a vice and I haven't been able to eat or drink anything since Saturday night. I am physically exhausted. I think I had eaten some bad fish Saturday and woke up around 3 am Sunday morning blowing...
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    Bear Remover...Funny

    A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a...
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    Terrorist Bombing...Caution: Very Graphic

    Very Sad That This Type Of Stuff Goes On... http://www.big-boys.com/articles/terrorbomb.html
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    Out of the Mouths of babies....

    Out of the Mouths of babies.... NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back...
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    The Penis And His Request For A Raise

    The penis hereby requests a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that...
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    Incredible Basketball Shot...

    This was a great "lucky" shot!!! http://www.big-boys.com/articles/greatbbshot.html
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    anti theft

    we can only wish for these http://www.enoutpost.com/video/2004auto.swf
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    Survival Tip For Drinkers

    TODAY'S SURVIVAL TIP Next time you are too drunk to drive, Walk to the nearest pizza shop, Place an order, And when they go to deliver it, Catch a ride home with them...
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    My First Day As A Little League Soccer Coach

    I had my first meeting/practice today and everything went well. I was a little nervous at first considering I've never coached before, to say the least, an under 5 league. Everyone was really nice and supportive except for one parent who was extremely belligerent about how he had to break all...
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    Go White Boy, Go White Boy, Go!!!

    who says a cracker can't dance? nevermind what is in the bags surounding the screen Its left over from the Dallas Police scandal....yea, that is it! LoL http://www.lamermelculo.com/video.php?id=611
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    Then And Now

    1945- Rifles were made of wood and steel, shot a .30 caliber bullet that killed the enemy. Now- Rifles are made of plastic and aluminum, shoot a .22 caliber bullet that wounds the enemy. 1945- The winning side used a US made .45 Caliber pistol, the losers a European 9mm. Now- We use a European...
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    Gun Control & Death Rate

    According to http://www.casualties.org , there have been 88 hostile fire deaths caused by firearms since the beginning of hostilities in Iraq. The remainder of coalition deaths have been due to explosives or accidents. What does this mean? If you consider that there have been an average of...
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    AVATAR REQUEST

    Nevermind...can't get the pic...
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    An Enjoyable Surprise...Adult Eyes Only

    Click on the link and move the cursor: http://members.cox.net/howardsd1/brunette/spreadthoselegs.swf
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    Water Heater Guru's...I Have A Question

    Everywhere in my house, the water heats up really quick and really hot, however, in my masterbathroom, the standup shower takes forever to warm up and even then, the water is not that hot. Now, the bathtub next to it and my two sinks do fine with the hot water. Anyone got any suggestions...
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    Lawyer Joke

    >A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the > office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck > came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's > door of the Lexus. > > The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone...
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    Coaching Under 5 Soccer League. Need Advice.

    I'm coaching little league soccer for the first time this year. Any coaches out there that would like to give their input, I'd love to solicit any ideas. Thanks.
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    Can Someone Verify This About Car Theft?

    IS THIS TRUE? >Subject: Car Thieves - IMPORTANT INFORMATION >It seems car thieves have found yet another way to steal your car or truck without any effort at all. > The car thieves peer through the windshield of your car or truck, write down the VIN # from the label on the dash...
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