Kind of scary. They made it sound like it was more difficult to catch then what the nurse "supposedly did."
It was a nurse wearing full protective gear. I would love to know how these trained medical professionals are contracting the disease despite wearing hazmat suits. It makes little sense but I'm sure we won't hear the truth.
If it was "easy" to catch, we'd all be dead by now
The government is lying to the American people, it's much easier to catch than they say it is
Oh for fucks sake. It's a fucking virus that has effectively thrown a significant number of you into the "fry Adrian" mentality
Yes but only from shitty Ebola dog ownersCan pit bulls catch Ebola? :shrug:
Keep your government conspiracy bullshit in the politics forum. No more in here from you or I'll block you out of general permanently. :0008
How many fucking times do you have to repeat yourself?
This report is ridiculous. There was NO case of Ebola in Frisco at a care now. That report was fabricated by a fox news reporter. Does it really not matter to idealogues such as hedge and yourself to ensure the crap you post is truthful and factual? Are you so gullible and narrow minded that you completely disregard the integrity or lack thereof those you listen to?
CANTON, OH (The Borowitz Report)?An Ohio man has become infected with misinformation about the Ebola virus through casual contact with cable news, the Centers for Disease Control has confirmed.
Tracy Klugian, thirty-one, briefly came into contact with alarmist Ebola hearsay during a visit to the Akron-Canton airport, where a CNN report about Ebola was showing on one of the televisions in the airport bar. ?Mr. Klugian is believed to have been exposed to cable news for no more than ten minutes, but long enough to become infected,? a spokesman for the C.D.C. said. ?Within an hour, he was showing signs of believing that an Ebola outbreak in the United States was inevitable and unstoppable.?
Once Klugian?s condition was apparent, the Ohio man was rushed to a public library and given a seventh-grade biology textbook, at which point he ?started to stabilize,? the spokesman said.
But others exposed to the widening epidemic of Ebola misinformation may not be so lucky. ?A man in Oklahoma was exposed to Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Fox for over three minutes,? the C.D.C. spokesman said gravely. ?We hope we?re not too late.?
Peace!
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/man-infected-ebola-misinformation-casual-contact-cable-news
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