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LA Burns

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line on Eugenie looked short to start and $$ has been moving towards dog but I don't see her losing tonight if she plays halfway decent
 

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adding for Day 3.................


Parlay #3
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Sania Mirza & Barbora Strycova
Caroline Garcia & Kristina Mladenovic
Samantha Stosur & Shuai Zhang
Bob Bryan & Mike Bryan
Roger Federer
Tomas Berdych
Jack Sock
Diego Schwartzman
Eugenie Bouchard:canada1

odds = $6.04 (+504) *0.75 unit
 

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I'll let BleedDodgerBlue answer that, he's an expert on penises.

Listen fucknut. Ask your mom about my shaft. I've felt her lungs with the tip. The only thing Canadians love more than their Tim Horton's is kickserve's mom's famous blowjobs. She has enough salt pouring down her throat to melt the Antarctic.

Never fear LA burns. I know you came here for my advice so I'll give it to you because, well, I'm an expert and you're a guy looking for advice.

Peng +1.5 sets over that stupid cunt canadian at only -135 is a steal. Not even kickserve's sister is more mentally fragile than genie.
 

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Listen fucknut. Ask your mom about my shaft. I've felt her lungs with the tip. The only thing Canadians love more than their Tim Horton's is kickserve's mom's famous blowjobs. She has enough salt pouring down her throat to melt the Antarctic.


As I said, he's an expert on penises.
 

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Listen fucknut. Ask your mom about my shaft. I've felt her lungs with the tip. The only thing Canadians love more than their Tim Horton's is kickserve's mom's famous blowjobs. She has enough salt pouring down her throat to melt the Antarctic.

Never fear LA burns. I know you came here for my advice so I'll give it to you because, well, I'm an expert and you're a guy looking for advice.

Peng +1.5 sets over that stupid cunt canadian at only -135 is a steal. Not even kickserve's sister is more mentally fragile than genie.


started to think about that while i was in the process of trying to talk myself out of laying 190 with bouchard, but think i am going to sit back and watch it all unfold for another day or so before diving in

thx for the input though appreciate your tennis knowledge as much as anyone re any sport around here
 

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started to think about that while i was in the process of trying to talk myself out of laying 190 with bouchard, but think i am going to sit back and watch it all unfold for another day or so before diving in

thx for the input though appreciate your tennis knowledge as much as anyone re any sport around here

except for maybe myself during a hot golf run :SIB
 

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thx for the input though appreciate your tennis knowledge as much as anyone re any sport around here


Sadly his knowledge lacks when it comes to making money at tennis wagering, I continue to offer him lessons on how to actually win money with tennis betting, but sadly he isn't able to figure out the passcode to the weekly conference call.

He does know about women with penises though, so that is something.


kickserv = 7 straight years of posting profits on tennis wagering at Madjacks, there should be a statue of me outside of Bleed's dumpster.
 

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coco vs the french itf player looks pretty safe, especially after watching duan play really tough earlier tonight as the loss in sydney doesn't look so horrible
 

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coco vs the french itf player looks pretty safe, especially after watching duan play really tough earlier tonight as the loss in sydney doesn't look so horrible

Coco has no mental game at all, she's one I always stay away from, she is mentally as fragile as the box BleedDodgerBlue lives in.
 

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Sadly his knowledge lacks when it comes to making money at tennis wagering, I continue to offer him lessons on how to actually win money with tennis betting, but sadly he isn't able to figure out the passcode to the weekly conference call.

He does know about women with penises though, so that is something.


kickserv = 7 straight years of posting profits on tennis wagering at Madjacks, there should be a statue of me outside of Bleed's dumpster.

#mixeddoublesparlays

:canada1:canada1:canada1
 

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Never fear LA burns. I know you came here for my advice so I'll give it to you because, well, I'm an expert and you're a guy looking for advice.

Peng +1.5 sets over that stupid cunt canadian at only -135 is a steal.


The Canuck Bouchard wins in straight sets, BleedDodgerBlue loses a -135 odds wager. You see this is why you need to attend my seminar, betting on chalk and losing is one thing, betting against a Canadian with more heart then a blue whale is another thing.

Then you say "I'm an expert" and "-135 is a steal" only to have the Canadian shove it right in your face (and not in a good way like LA Burns wants it).

Again, get the seminar password from Thong, I'll give you my expertise and no cost, I am here to help.

The domination of Canadian tennis continues....x44:x43:x44:x43:x44:x44:
 

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adding for Day 3.........


Parlay #3
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Monica Puig -1.5 sets
Garbine Muguruza -5.5 games
Shelby Rogers -3.5 games

odds = $8.40 (+740) *half unit
 

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Way to go Seppi, beat that piece of shit Kyrgios, awesome, simply awesome. Kyrgios was pulling all kinds of bullshit and Seppi stayed focused, and he came up huge fighting off a match point with a huge forehand down the line winner.

Men's tennis = mentally tough as fuck.

Kyrgios is the biggest fuck face on the tour since Rios.
 
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