Well that's good, he can give you another loan for all the losses you keep racking up in tennis. Maybe he'll sell one of his jets and give you the cash:shrug:
Australian Open - January 16th to 29th 2017
- Thread starter kickserv
- Start date
Well that's good, he can give you another loan for all the losses you keep racking up in tennis. Maybe he'll sell one of his jets and give you the cash:shrug:
I'm gonna do something here I rarely do.
I'm gonna let you in on a secret. These plays have NOT been released yet on my twitter but I'm gonna give them to you early before they get eaten alive and lose value. You can thank me later. I know you struggle and like to randomly click 10 boxes and see what the payout is, but this is real tennis action. From a professional. Not a casual fan like yourself. Someone who knows the sport in and out. Not some Canadian hack who played on his club team because he wasn't good enough for the curling team.
Jo-Willy/Jack Sock Over 3.5 sets -187 x 4
Paire/Fognini Over 3.5 sets - 225 x 5
I think a lot of your struggles kick come from your ego. That's why guys like me are here to help. I just post winner after winner after winner. I don't randomly click boxes. But I'm here for you. Whenever you need it. Just like your mom was for me.
Thanks for passing that along bdb
To be honest I'm surprised he remembered me considering the amount of booze and blow we took down that night - I kept telling him that we should slow down, especially considering his 1st round match at Wimbledon against Jack Sock started in about 3 hours, but well, you know Ernie.........
Your twitter followers like to bet 10 grand to win a dollar, that is a silly bunch of twitter followers you got there. Handing out -187 and -225 odds is such a ballsy play, man what guts. Those twitter followers must be elated when they make that dollar profit.
And for the record I am an absolute god on the curling rink, an absolute fucking god.....
Milos has a super tough second round, and goes out on court and wins in straight sets, that is how you fucking do it. That ladies and gentleman is why he's 3 in the world, goes out there against a super tough Muller and beats him down in straight sets.
Canadian heart and determination x44:x44:x44:
Canadian heart and determination x44:x44:x44:
And BleedDodgerBlue is wrong again...........kickserv hits some more parlay action:0071
kickserv hits some more parlay action, nice job by the pony tail man Dolgopolov for wrapping up a nice +614 odds parlay
2017 Tennis Record
-------------------------------
Parlay 8-41
Head to Head 0-0
Over/Under 0-0
Game Spread 1-0
Prop 1-0
Futures 0-0
+1.98 units
Thong will need to bring an extra batch of timbits to my latest seminar, should be a big crowd coming next week.
2017 Tennis Record
-------------------------------
Parlay 8-41
Head to Head 0-0
Over/Under 0-0
Game Spread 1-0
Prop 1-0
Futures 0-0
+1.98 units
Thong will need to bring an extra batch of timbits to my latest seminar, should be a big crowd coming next week.
More for Day 4..................
Parlay
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ana Konjuh +1.5 games beat girl who freaks out on court every 7 minutes
Timea Bacsinszky beat Danka Kovinic
Hot bible thumper -1.5 sets beat Mirjana Lucic-Baroni
Lucie Safarova +5.5 games beat Scum Bitch
odds = $6.46 (+546) *0.75 unit
Parlay
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ana Konjuh +1.5 games beat girl who freaks out on court every 7 minutes
Timea Bacsinszky beat Danka Kovinic
Hot bible thumper -1.5 sets beat Mirjana Lucic-Baroni
Lucie Safarova +5.5 games beat Scum Bitch
odds = $6.46 (+546) *0.75 unit
BleedDodgerBlue takes Djokovic to win the Aussy Open, Djokovic wins a grand total of one match, yep one match:142smilie
BleedDodgerBlue Twitter followers are now on Food Stamps.
Good thing I am a nice person and have invited BleedDodgerBlue to my seminar for free, man I am a nice guy.
"Easy winner":mj07: Novak won a grand total of one match:facepalm:
For those attending my seminar, when you see BleedDodgerBlue please direct him to the table with free timbits and give him a hug, he needs it.
A -225 odds winner, BleedDodgerBlue Twitter followers now have enough money for a slice of bread:00hour
if you hit this parlay, you can throw a sausagefest party with an inflatable party palace with slip'n'slide
i would say that i'm pretty sure bdb's twitter followers have no problem laying 225 when a bet wins this easily and basically never has a chance to lose
Finally someone understands not only betting but conceptual profiteering betting which has been discussed ad nauseum in my blogs and feeds. The line was wrong. Very wrong. And we hammered it. Sure I lost one lousy unit on the joker future, but I won 5 by staying alert and pounding a very soft line. The real future was Wawrinka which you failed to quote kickserve but that's pretty standard coming from you.
Once again Bleed Dodger Blue is crushing the Australian open. Go stick your one inch pecker in your Tim Horton's processed jelly donut.
Glad you are enjoying the run LA Burns. Only more great things to come. First we need to hit the Sock/Tsonga over and then I can release more for your bankroll.
You won one bet at -225 odds, lost a -135 odds selection and said "easy winner" on Novak to win Aussy open and he won one match, yep you are killing it:142smilie
At my seminar not only do you need a hug but you need a calculator, you are in a hole and think you are in profit, help is needed.
Your Twitter followers are on suicide watch and are starving, Twitter needs to be shut down, the pain is to much to bear.
Oh and Bleed thinks Novak is the greatest tennis player of all time:mj07:
His Twitter followers are starving, their problems are finding places with a hot meal and a warm bed, they have no money to lay.
Since I am a nice guy I have invited all 5 of Bleeds twitter followers to attend my seminar for free, not for any advice, just so they don't have to stay out in the cold. They can come inside where it is warm and enjoy some free timbits.
kickserv = makes profit and helps the less fortunate.:SIB
