Australian Open - January 16th to 29th 2017

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hope you had a good bday yesterday bdb, if nothing else I'm sure the 4 and 5 unit wins did nothing to detract from the celebration

sadly I play with locals who have limited options when it comes to tennis so don't always have access to totals or game lines - used to play with pinny until the govt fucked that up and never have signed up with 5 dimes as the good with my current situation greatly outweighs the bad so....................anyway, good calls, not surprising


my thoughts for today after taking a quick look at numbers

- Roberto Bautista Agut -200? Ferrer's name still must muster some respect from past performance, looks like they are begging for Ferrer money
- Monfils obviously been hot over the past year or so and a hot name for a while now but feel like he's getting a lot of respect laying 360, though I am now noticing that he's gotten the better in this matchup 12 out of 14 times (with both of kohlschreiber's wins coming on grass) - but I am definitely a fan of kohlschreiber +2.5 sets -180


going to look a bit further into

Thanks for the well wishes and understanding of basic wagering ideological ideals which fail to be comprehended by other individuals in this thread.

As for today, and interesting spot is Karlovic. The best server on tour will provide a formidable opponent to Goffin. Karlovic has conditioning issues and Goffin is in much better form, but the serve is still there and we will definitely see a few tiebreakers in the match. I really like Karlovic/Goffin to go over the posted total.

Karlovic/Goffin Over 3.5 sets - 180 x 4.

gl
 

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on this great day in our nation with a new leader paving the way to greatness I will bid you adieu and wish you well. I hope we meet again before the wall goes up on our Northern front and you are forced to fend for yourselves.




The wall is almost done, we need to keep the Americans out.
 

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Thanks for the well wishes and understanding of basic wagering ideological ideals which fail to be comprehended by other individuals in this thread.

As for today, and interesting spot is Karlovic. The best server on tour will provide a formidable opponent to Goffin. Karlovic has conditioning issues and Goffin is in much better form, but the serve is still there and we will definitely see a few tiebreakers in the match. I really like Karlovic/Goffin to go over the posted total.

Karlovic/Goffin Over 3.5 sets - 180 x 4.

gl


Keep posting those -99999 selections, they are bold selections, really putting yourself out there.

And when you don't count all the money you lose on big chalk plays it makes it that much easier, I guess with Trump in office the losing wagers you posted in this thread don't count.

Trump = makes wagering great again.
 

yyz

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Can these bitches play tennis without sounding like an elephant's cock is going in their ass?

30 years ago they didn't do this annoying shit.
 

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Can these bitches play tennis without sounding like an elephant's cock is going in their ass?


That sounds painful.



Oh and by the way..........90 percent of the females in the Top 1000 only scream in matches. Many times I have practiced with a chick and she doesn't make a sound. Then she'll go out for a match 2 hours later and the elephant cock will show up.

There are some that have that annoying grunt/scream during practice and matches but that is rare.

The annoying screams all started with young girls in the early 90's at age 10-14 they picked up this habit and it stuck. I so remember playing juniors and having these teenage girls scream every time they hit the ball, so annoying playing on a court next to them.

Thankfully many tennis organizations around the world are finally putting a stop to it. Tennis Canada now has a rule in Under 12/14 tournaments that no "screaming/grunting" is allowed. Yes some tennis parents bitch but fuck them.

In 10 years the "elephant cock" screams will go down drastically because the juniors that make their way to WTA Tour won't have that annoying habit.

The most fucked up thing about the whole situation is almost all these chicks with the annoying "elephant cock" scream don't do it in practice. Meaning they don't have to go on the court with an elephant cock, but they do.

Oh and look at the chick doubles, almost none of them scream in doubles, but they do in singles, makes no sense.
 

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Are Elephant cocks even that big? Or is this like getting fucked with the trunk?

I think Horse Cocks would do - those are huge.

And, now that's what I will be envisioning when I watch tonight. Thanks guys.
 

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Are Elephant cocks even that big? Or is this like getting fucked with the trunk?

I think Horse Cocks would do - those are huge.

And, now that's what I will be envisioning when I watch tonight. Thanks guys.


Solid handicapping right there.
 

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No big parlay action winning streak on Day 4/5, but hit some nice doggie action on various straight bets:)

2017 Tennis Record
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Parlay 8-47
Head to Head 3-1
Over/Under 0-1
Game Spread 1-0
Prop 1-2
Futures 0-0

+0.12 units
 

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Solid handicapping right there.

Looked it up - yes Elephants do have huge cocks! Largest of any land animal. The blue Whale has a bigger one, but it's much easier to picture the elephant.

I may have to change the saying to "I have to piss like an Elephant." Although 'Piss like a racehorse' has a better ring to it.

Carry on... Go A Zverev!!
 

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Day 6


Parlay
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Dominic Thiem
Roberto Bautista Agut
Milos Raonic x43:
Elena Vesnina
Feliciano Lopez/Marc Lopez
Pierre-Hughes Herbert/Nicholas Mahut
Kiki Bertens/Johanna Larsson

odds = $6.48 (+548) *0.75 unit
 

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Elena Vesnina/Jennifer Brady U 20? -115 for Game

Nicole Gibbs/Serena Williams U 17? -110 for Game

:0008
 

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Parlay #2
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Milos Raonic :canada1
Timea Babos/Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova
Juan Sebastian Cabal/Robert Farah
Raven Klaasen/Rajeev Ram
Dominic Thiem -5.5 games
Roberto Bautista Agut

odds = $6.80 (+580) *0.75 unit
 

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Parlay #3
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Under 17.5 games Stanford babe and Scum Bitch Serena
Milos Raonic:canada1
Roberto Bautista Agut

odds = $3.30 (+230) *1 unit
 

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Karlovic/Goffin Over 3.5 sets - 180 x 4.

Another chalk loser, this time at -180 odds, at the next seminar we will be discussing these kind of betting errors.

Hopefully Trump can give your Twitter followers their money back.

Trump = makes wagering great again:00hour
 

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Elena Vesnina/Jennifer Brady U 20? -115 for Game

Nicole Gibbs/Serena Williams U 17? -110 for Game


A win and a loss, if you attended my seminar yesterday you would have known to stay away from the Brady match, thus you would have won cash.

Oh well.......it happens.
 
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