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Parlay #4
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Caroline Garcia/Kristina Mladenovic
Milos Raonic :canada1-5.5 games
Philipp Kohlschreiber +2.5 sets
Karolina Pliskova

odds = $3.67 (+267) *1.25 units
 

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I have the over in Nadal's shit show. I'll be just fine.

I didn't know you could bet on how many time Nadal picks his butt xstop

over 21.5 buttpickings -200
under 21.5 +185

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I didn't know you could bet on how many time Nadal picks his butt xstop

over 21.5 buttpickings -200
under 21.5 +185


At the next seminar I'll be covering these kind of prop bets. One I'll be discussing is how many times ESPN shows Serena taking a shit while there are 19 matches being played across the grounds.
 

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Milos advances to the round of 16's with a super impressive win against Simon. Simon played great yet even with Simon great performance he only managed to win one set.

Milos had a brutal draw with Muller in Round of 64's then Simon in Round of 32's but it didn't matter, he rolled on through. Milos played great, just fucking great, just sucks for Simon he was up against greatness.

Milos is three in the world and he showed why, there are people on here that said he'd never be in the Top 20, but we don't want to name any names.

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playing kohlschreiber +2.5 sets -180

7.2 pennies to win 4



Chalk loser, but good thing you only wagered 7.2 pennies.

We will be covering the above wagering error in the next seminar, I hope Thong brings the timbits.
 

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Parlay 1/2/4 = loser:cry:

Parlay 3 = winner:00hour


2017 Tennis Record
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Parlay 9-50
Head to Head 3-1
Over/Under 0-1
Game Spread 1-0
Prop 1-2
Futures 0-0

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At the next seminar I'll be covering these kind of prop bets. One I'll be discussing is how many times ESPN shows Serena taking a shit while there are 19 matches being played across the grounds.

sounds good, partner. I love exploring these new possibilities in the handicapping world.

I'm looking forward to sitting in your seminar alone, it's like I'm your entire audience

any raffle giveaways in the future?
 

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Day 7


Parlay
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Jean-Julien Rojer and Horia Tecau
Pierre-Hugues Herbert and Nicolas Mahut
Mona Barthel +5.5 games
Andreas Seppi +7.5 games
Mischa Zverev +9.5 games

odds = $6.96 (+596) *0.75 unit
 

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Parlay
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Jean-Julien Rojer and Horia Tecau
Pierre-Hugues Herbert and Nicolas Mahut
Mona Barthel +5.5 games
Andreas Seppi +7.5 games
Mischa Zverev +9.5 games

odds = $6.96 (+596) *0.75 unit

parlay is a loser

I'll save you the trouble
 

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I'll save you the trouble



Surprised you have enough money to have an electronic device to access the Internet? With the amount of money you have lost on tennis betting I would have thought you sold all your belongings:SIB



"Another chalk loser" I'll save you some time.



By the way Milos is three in the world, just thought I'd let you know.
 

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The best part about being a professional tennis handicapper is that the passion is still there every day. To you guys it's kind of fun to watch a match with a little bit of coin on it, but me, my family eats on it. I know everything from the players raquest tensions to the millimieters above standard deviation center court is hanging that day. It's what I do and what I breath and why my followers take those steps with me. Sure you lose some along the way, but at the end of the day you say you know what, I made a good choice and didn't randomly click buttons or bet the pick 6 tennis selection each day randomly. I'm here to help you and of course others. But that is neither here, nor perhaps there. I am however willing to share some things along the way to maybe not make you better, but at least give you a glimpse of what goes on in the mind of a professional punter.

I will say to save some of your paychecks because we have a once in a lifetime guaranteed lock if penis Raonic were lucky enough to make the quarters. He has zero shot against either of his potential opponents. None. Zip. Zero. But that's for another day. But you, as the willing learner and in retrospect someone who wants to learn from me can take away is that we are always looking forward to see when that gem will arrive, when it will be posted so we can blast the book at a moments notice and make them feel the pain for basing a line on an arbitrary ranking rather than pure talent.

As for today, perhaps the two weakest players left in the draw matchoff in Federer and Nikoshori. One is a has been and the other is a never will be. It doesn't take much more than a pulse to beat Kei in a big spot these days and through no help of his own and purely the luck of playing in a down era, Fed has been in a big spot before. His recent foray into the Wawrinka roid camp has proven him formidable to make a QF here and there. He'll roll the little bitch Kei who will wilt in the heat.

I hope you've enjoyed learning from me as much as I've enjoyed sharing with you. It makes me feel good to teach you the uninformed about the sport I hold so dear to my heart.

Fed -1.5 sets + 115 x 2

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At the next kickserv seminar we will be having a raffle for BleedDodgerBlue, tickets are 15 dollars a piece or 3 for 30 bucks.

We hope to raise enough money so we can purchase The Commodore 64 for BleedDodgerBlue. It is a shame Bleed can't access the Internet any longer (had to sell all his electronic devices for food and water), the least we could do is pitch in..........

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