Bowling

[RichD]

Hmmmmmmmm...You have prison experience.....MJ's 1st Ex Con ?????? Is your Fudge Pot still a Virgin ???

Never ask that question to an ex-con ..

 

[hammer1]

Last 50 Ex Cons i asked...answered in the affirmative so i prob don't have to ask any more.




Q : Whats the most commonly used pick up line in a Gay Bar ??????????








Ans : May I push in your Stool ?????

Never ask that question to an ex-con ..

 

[gardenweasel]

Found my bowling ball a few years back...My Dad let his new wife and friends use it ...I was pissed.. How could he let that wench use my ball? ...So i took it ...

Well its been sitting in my shed for 4 years ...I got this ball as a kid about 12 y.o.... Damn thing is like 13 lbs , a grown mans ball...

I was living in Topeka and lived so close to bowling alley that parents bought me a ball ...Spent alot of time bowling ..It was so cheap like a $1 per game..Remember watching Eric Dickerson rush for like 200 yard vs.Redskins in playoff game while i was at bowling alley .

Anyway ...I`m going to start bowling again ...It was fun as a kid .Why not now ? Maybe join a league ? I never learned how to throw a curve ...I don`t believe its to late to learn how to do it ?

When i was real young in the late 1978-81 ...Me and my Mom watched bowling on ABC saturday afternoons...Mark Roth ,Marshall Holmen, Earl Anthony it was great stuff...At about that time my Mom also invented Nachos...Yep I`m pretty sure she invented that awesome dish...She just never capitalized on the craze ..Oh well

Rich. If you joined a league, who would you assemble for your team? I'd like to hear more if you have the time to share. :0003

never thought i`d be on the edge of my seat waiting for more "bowling stream of consciousness" posts...

this place never ceases to amaze me.....

 

[Mr. Poon]

Ok, I think this thread shows a bowling emoji/smilie is long overdue. Jack - I did the tedious leg work to find a couple:







My vote is the first one. But I think that's just because I can't view it without thinking of PaSprint.

 

[THE KOD]

What is there to add? You wanna get a boner over this shit, that's fine. Not too many people really give a shit about bowling, though. I understand that you're one of these guys who walks in with at least 9 balls in tow, chest stuck out, head held high.....

Yucking it up with all the other hayseeds about how you woulda, coulda, shoulda, back in yesteryear. Wearing your rings to Nationals, with the team all decked out from head to toe in the same swag.

It's a scene, man!

Do I need to add more substance?

thats fucking funny as hell

didnt expect that from the likes of you

 

[PAChicky]

What I've learned in this thread is bowling is great, but bowlers are jackasses. :0003

Whoa whoa whoa back the truck up..........not ALL bowlers are jackasses. xstop:lol:

 

[gardenweasel]

Whoa whoa whoa back the truck up..........not ALL bowlers are jackasses. xstop:lol:

I`m with chicky...you can`t spend your entire life gambling,drinking and playing golf.....

some days,ya` gotta bowl!!

 

[Wineguy]

What is there to add? You wanna get a boner over this shit, that's fine. Not too many people really give a shit about bowling, though. I understand that you're one of these guys who walks in with at least 9 balls in tow, chest stuck out, head held high.....

Yucking it up with all the other hayseeds about how you woulda, coulda, shoulda, back in yesteryear. Wearing your rings to Nationals, with the team all decked out from head to toe in the same swag.

It's a scene, man!

Do I need to add more substance?

OMG, this is one great post!!!! Nailing Sprintyboy. :mj07::mj07::mj07::mj07::mj07::mj07:

 

[PaSprint]

OMG, this is one great post!!!! Nailing Sprintyboy. :mj07::mj07::mj07::mj07::mj07::mj07:

Oh cmon! 9 balls to league? Maybe 6 or so? We do have some pretty hideous outfits though. But that's what the sponsor gives us. At least they aren't powder blue pants this year!