pretty pathetic and laughable that grown men(I think) become so obsessed over a team that cares not two cents about them.Must be some kind of need for them to be associated with a winner, because they certainly are not.
Calling all Ohio Stink fans....
- Thread starter JSMOOTH
- Start date
ctownguy,
Just as I thought. No faith in your team. :lol: :lol: So far, Bigdad2 is the only one to show that he has a set. (As long as he holds true)
Q: What do the buckeyes and Marijuana have in common?
A: They both get smoked in a bowl.
Just as I thought. No faith in your team. :lol: :lol: So far, Bigdad2 is the only one to show that he has a set. (As long as he holds true)
Q: What do the buckeyes and Marijuana have in common?
A: They both get smoked in a bowl.
ctownguy said:
Pretty original. Did you come up with that on your own?
joke...jerk...moron...
sticks and stones. :nono:
JSMOOTH,
Enjoy your insight and passion for the game.
BUT the blind joke , very tasteless. Grow up! That is completely uncalled for and I take offense to it as I am sure many others do. Keep the forum to football and football only. I am sure if Jack sees it he would think the same as well. Great way to get the thread locked.
GL with your plays!
HORNS
Enjoy your insight and passion for the game.
BUT the blind joke , very tasteless. Grow up! That is completely uncalled for and I take offense to it as I am sure many others do. Keep the forum to football and football only. I am sure if Jack sees it he would think the same as well. Great way to get the thread locked.
GL with your plays!
HORNS
I take that back. The Wolverines record is starting to look good now that they don't go to the Rose Bowl anymore.
ctownguy
ctownguy
Hey Mr. Ctownguy. Why pick on Rednecks?? I'm from the deep south where being a Redneck is a good thing and is seldon associated with being a lowlife. The term possibly has a different meaning up north.
Just an observation!! Keep it Positive, Topdog
ctownguy
Hey Mr. Ctownguy. Why pick on Rednecks?? I'm from the deep south where being a Redneck is a good thing and is seldon associated with being a lowlife. The term possibly has a different meaning up north.
Just an observation!! Keep it Positive, Topdog
Topdog - only using the term redneck as a negative term associated with a mich fan, I personally love all other rednecks
TRESSEL 1 michigan 0
TRESSEL 1 michigan 0
BobbyBlueChip said:
Man, ND finally gets bowl eligible so now you pick on Michigan and the Rose Bowl.
Sorry for offending anyone with the blind joke.
I was in a bar the other day. Standing next to me was Ohio State football player, so I said to him, "Want to hear a really funny OSU joke?".
"Before you tell me," he said, "you should realize that I'm an OSU football player.
Furthermore, my friend beside me, who is 6'3" and weighs 240 pounds is also a OSU football player. And next to him is our friend, who is 6'6" tall and weighs 270 pounds and also a OSU football player. Now, are you sure you still want to tell me that OSU football joke?
"No," I said. "Not if I have to explain it three times".
BTW - I'm going to Ann Arbor early in the morning...If anyone cares, I'm taking La. Tech +27 1/2. Maybe more later.
mercury - thanks for your deep philosophical insight, especially from someone that's been here for 5 minutes. To think that in that short period of time you can assess the situation and come up with the brilliant conclusion that someone isn't a winner.
Your amazing, where do you practice, are you listed in who's who, geez Man now I'll be able to face the day. :fingerc:
Your amazing, where do you practice, are you listed in who's who, geez Man now I'll be able to face the day.
:fingerc:JSMOOTH,
You are a stand up guy! Thanks for acknowledging the matter about the joke.
GO Illini!
HORNS
You are a stand up guy! Thanks for acknowledging the matter about the joke.
GO Illini!
HORNS
Smooooth,
That blind joke was not right. But, WTF.......they aren't going to see it!
BTW, stay away from hair-lip, cripple, blonde, rapist, molesting, religous, ethnic, sexist, political, and gay jokes, as well.
Now, get back to the spat......it is a hoot.
That blind joke was not right. But, WTF.......they aren't going to see it!
BTW, stay away from hair-lip, cripple, blonde, rapist, molesting, religous, ethnic, sexist, political, and gay jokes, as well.
Now, get back to the spat......it is a hoot.
This thread is a blast....Bobby Blue Chip....your bashing Michigan's Bowl Record but at least we get to a bowl game unlike ND! All I have to say is most career wins!!!
buckeyefan....you are really showing your a true OSU fan with those spelling errors.
SPITS:moon: :thefinger :moon:
buckeyefan....you are really showing your a true OSU fan with those spelling errors.
SPITS:moon: :thefinger :moon:
Still no takers withe avatar bet. Hmmmm, I bet they're all waiting to see how their beloved Suckeyes do against Illinois.
You're stranded on an island with three people: a cannibal, a murderer, and an Ohio State fan. You a have gun with only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
The Buckeye fan... twice.
You're stranded on an island with three people: a cannibal, a murderer, and an Ohio State fan. You a have gun with only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
The Buckeye fan... twice.
spits said:
Only because they've played more games and in the beginning of the Irish program, Michigan couldn't bring themselves to have to play against Catholics. Kinda like when they took ND off of the schedule a few years ago and replaced them with Bowling Green, while the Irish picked up Nebraska.
Highest % all-time is ND and unless Faust is rehired, it won't be taken over for a long time. This is through 2001. Comparing Ohio State and Michigan is a cause for debate, but Notre Dame and Michigan. It's like comparing "Saving Private Ryan" to "Jackass"
Rank/Team/Win%/Games played/Wins/Losses/Ties/Total
1 Notre Dame 0.74953 781 247 42 1070
2 Michigan 0.74529 813 266 36 1115
3 Alabama 0.71676 744 281 43 1068
4 Nebraska 0.71133 771 301 40 1112
5 Texas 0.70925 758 301 33 1092
6 Oklahoma 0.70507 711 282 53 1046
7 Ohio State 0.70353 731 293 52 1076
8 Tennessee 0.69640 726 301 55 1082
9 Penn State 0.69293 744 318 42 1104
10 Southern Cal 0.68829 684 295 54 1033
11 Washington 0.64236 627 338 50 1015
12 Miami-Ohio 0.63553 604 337 44 985
13 Georgia 0.63237 649 366 54 1069
14 Louisiana State 0.62765 628 363 47 1038
15 Central Michigan 0.62178 514 306 34 854
16 Auburn 0.62041 618 369 47 1034
17 Florida 0.61682 574 349 40 963
18 Army 0.61338 621 382 51 1054
19 Colorado 0.61197 616 384 36 1036
20 Texas A&M 0.60853 618 389 48 1055
21 Syracuse 0.60531 648 414 49 1111
22 Michigan State 0.59878 569 374 44 987
23 Georgia Tech 0.59564 608 406 42 1056
24 Arkansas 0.59474 602 404 39 1045
25 Virginia Tech 0.59034 588 401 46 1035
26 Arizona 0.58964 513 352 33 898
27 Clemson 0.58855 579 398 45 1022
28 West Virginia 0.58465 606 424 45 1075
29 Minnesota 0.58357 587 413 41 1041
30 North Carolina 0.58150 608 430 54 1092
31 Stanford 0.58019 529 376 49 954
32 Boston College 0.57759 551 398 37 986
33 Pittsburgh 0.57579 602 438 42 1082
34 Mississippi 0.57206 566 419 35 1020
35 Utah 0.57195 533 395 31 959
36 Western Michigan 0.57160 467 347 24 838
37 Tulsa 0.56271 498 384 27 909
38 California 0.55720 559 439 51 1049
39 Wisconsin 0.55258 541 433 53 1027
40 Navy 0.54432 579 480 58 1117
41 Oregon 0.53724 503 430 47 980
42 Illinois 0.53691 535 458 50 1043
43 Purdue 0.53684 522 447 49 1018
44 Missouri 0.53445 548 474 52 1074
45 Virginia 0.52899 560 496 48 1104
46 Maryland 0.52651 545 488 42 1075
47 Baylor 0.52102 499 457 43 999
48 Utah State 0.51893 451 417 30 898
49 Vanderbilt 0.51685 527 491 50 1068
50 Iowa 0.51411 509 480 39 1028
51 Akron 0.51390 444 419 36 899
52 Northern Illinois 0.51069 411 393 38 842
53 Kansas 0.51020 521 499 58 1078
54 Kentucky 0.50700 521 506 44 1071
55 Texas Christian 0.50387 493 485 56 1034
56 Washington State 0.50374 449 442 45 936
57 Rutgers 0.50307 553 546 42 1141
58 North Carolina State 0.50296 483 477 55 1015
59 South Carolina 0.49951 484 485 44 1013
60 Wyoming 0.49784 447 451 28 926
61 Louisiana-Lafayette 0.49780 437 441 30 908
62 Ohio University 0.49740 455 460 48 963
63 Mississippi State 0.49432 459 470 39 968
64 Cincinnati 0.48740 478 504 50 1032
65 Oklahoma State 0.48563 449 477 48 974
66 Colorado State 0.47993 426 463 33 922
67 Eastern Michigan 0.47717 405 446 47 898
68 Oregon State 0.46968 432 491 50 973
69 Tulane 0.46906 451 513 38 1002
70 New Mexico 0.46626 406 467 31 904
71 Iowa State 0.46552 450 520 45 1015
72 Temple 0.45434 382 464 52 898
73 New Mexico State 0.44676 391 488 32 911
74 Indiana 0.43370 413 546 44 1003
75 Kansas State 0.42338 405 559 41 1005
76 Northwestern 0.42203 412 572 42 1026
77 Wake Forest 0.39797 356 547 33 936
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BobbyBlueChip said:
Damn, All you had to do was cut and paste this years score! Anyways...head to head, Michigan holds the advantage. I'm concentrating on Ohio Stink for now....I'll get to you next Sept.
How do you stop a Buckeye from masturbating?
Paint his "thing" maize and blue and he can't beat it for years.
