Calling all Ohio Stink fans....

[BobbyBlueChip]

I was only trying to bring the Michigan and the Ohio State fans on the one thing that they both can agree on : Notre Dame fans are pricks.

The last Saturday afternoon of football season, a man walked into a sports bar in Ann Arbor with his dog. "Wait a second, dogs aren't allowed in here!" the bartender exclaimed. But the man insisted that his dog was a Wolverine dog and that he just wanted to watch the game. After much argument, the bartender allowed the man to let the dog in the bar, but only if he behaved. So the man sat down with his dog and had a beer as they watched the game. By and by the Wolverines get into field goal range and they kick a field goal. The dog goes crazy: He jumps all around, slapping people high five, cheering, and barking 'Hail to the Victors'. The bartender says, "Hey, that's really great! What will he do if they beat Ohio State?" To which the man replies, "I don't know, I got him after Tressel left Youngstown."

 

[GENO]

Ctown check the infinity contest thread Mercury is in 3rd place this week. Pretty solid capping in my opinion. I really feel we should not judge people by what point in time they found MadJacks.

 

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Tressel 1 Michigan 0

Tressel 1 Michigan 0

Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it." The first University of Michigan fan asks, "Why not?" The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me." :thefinger :thefinger :thefinger

 

[Taximike]

#1 BCS

#1 BCS

Q. What did the Michigan graduate say to the Ohio State graduate?
A. "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order, please?"

 

[djv]

I believe I understand the big 10 well. I guess that comes from being in it for 60 years. OH ST better pay attention this week and not look ahead. Period. See how this week goes will give a idea how game with Mich will go. Mich is lucky it's my Wisky team they play this week. With talk from that team about OH ST game out already. If they had anyone a little stronger they would lose this week. As it is both teams may not cover this week.

 

[bigdad2]

Two boys are playing roller hockey in a school yard in Columbus, Ohio when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed German Shepherd. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes the hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter from the Columbus Dispatch is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Blue Jackets Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal" , he starts writning in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Blue Jackets fan", the little hero replies.

"Sorry about that, since we're in Ohio I just assumed you were." says the reporter as starts to write in his note pad again.

"Buckeyes Fan Rescue Friend From Horrific Attack", he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Buckeye fan either", the boy states.

"Oh, I assumed everyone in Ohio was either a Blue Jackets or a Buckeye fan. What team do you root for?" asked the reporter.

"I'm a Michigan fan", the boy replies.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his not book and writes:

"LITTLE BASTARD FROM MICHIGAN KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET!!"

 

[JSMOOTH]

I heard that sissy Clarett is gonna try and play against Illinois. I really wanted him to sit and rest this week so Victor Hobson could be responsible for ending his career next week. I guess he still could.

People say that the close calls came when Clarett didn't play. Boy, if you have to rely on an eighteen year old kid, something's wrong.

I'm outta here, headed for Ann Arbor. Be back Sunday.

A group of Ohio State football players sit in remedial english. The professor asks, "What comes after the sentence?" They answer, "The appeal."

 

[wannabe whale]

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!!!!

MICHIGAN 56
OHIO ST 35
TIES 6

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

enough talk and lets play football!

 

[PUHD]

Smooth,

You gotta give the OSU fans their "moment in the sun". Hard to do as a Michigan fan I know, but it won't last much longer. Just think of them as the red headed dork on American Pie that bragged about all the poon he got but really wasn't chit. Just picture the Shermanator walking around saying " Say goodbye to Chuck Sherman the boy....I am now a man. I highly recomend you join the club. We were doing the wildthing...all night.......It was just my time, it was just my time. Confidence is high, repeat confidence is high." For now they are #1, but no way the will be the champs at the end of the season.

Good luck boys!

 

[A1Capper]

this thread should be moved to the general area, has no business in here.

 

[wox11]

jsmooth when u lose the bet u will what?


i didnt see the other side of this bet. im in let me know for what.u wanna wager anything on illini 2day?
:shrug: anyway please let michigan win 2day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MadJack]

hey guys. i'm moving this to the general forum where you can slug this out for as long as you want.

 

[hellah10]

:argue: :argue:

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

GO BUCKS GO

 

[rockyfeller]

:thefinger on to the motor city bowl for michigan:thefinger

 

[JSMOOTH]

jsmooth when u lose the bet u will what?
i didnt see the other side of this bet. im in let me know for what.u wanna wager anything on illini 2day?
:shrug: anyway please let michigan win 2day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wox11,
It really doesn't matter cause I will not lose, but just for sh*ts and giggles the bet is.....

Ohio Stink wins = I'm outta here, My annoying Michigan ass has to leave MJ's.

Michigan wins= Bigdad2 is outta here...he has to leave the site. But all other takers have to use my avatar under their name for a year. Not to mention, I will be piping into a few certain people's threads for a long time.....

Seems to me that you are the only who truly believes that OSU will win. Everyone else is just talk.

Sorry I missed your Illinois challenge.

 

[JSMOOTH]

A nice drive almost got ruined.

After leaving the Big House, we tuned in to listen the Ohio Stink game. It was very hard trying to root for them, but I was. Listening to that pathetic, waste of a team almost lose to Illinois...Illinois for Christs sake!....was scary. Tressel is the worst play caller in DI, bar none. Nice clock management at the end of regulation you moron. Anyways, luckily they pulled it out.

I wanted 2 things today and I gottem. The first was for that sissy, Maurice Clarett to sit out of the game. I was sooooo afraid that he might play and get hurt by the punter or something....the second was for Ohio Stink to win the game. Whew, that was a close one.

BTW - Wisconsin sucks and Ohio Stink swallows!

 

[JSMOOTH]

almost forgot

almost forgot

Q: Whats the difference between Ohio State and OJ Simpson?
A: OJ won the one that counted!!!

Also, Congratulations Iowa Hawkeyes......and BTW - You're Welcome!

 

[SingleMalt]

God I love this thread...

First...

How do you get a fomer Michigan football player off your porch???

Pay him for the pizza!!!!


JSMOOTH,

Is there any difference from relying on an 18 year old kid from relying on an 21-22 year old kid??? Besides 2-3 more years of getting the hottest Co-eds on campus???

Tressel will find a way to win next week. This is not Knute Cooper's team anymore. Defense wins championships.