College Boy(Man) Needs advice.....

[hellah10]

Ok...heres the story....this is my final week for this semester at the beatiful and site of the MAC champs...U of Toledo

I have been in the computer lab the past couple days doing my final project. Every time Iam in there, this one girl comes in for a few hours and does her work...and then leaves. She is definetly one of the most hottest college girls I have seen in a while. Anywho..I have tried talking to her, but I cant seem to further the conversation...as far as taking her on a date. I dont know why...I have never had problems with a girl like this before...what shall I do to convince her. Iam not being stupid around her or anything, and I talk like a gentlemen..rather then a retart...like I usually do.

Could it be that she has no interest...or am I taking the wrong approach to this. She is going to the Motor City Bowl, and so Iam I of course..but I didnt have the balls to ask her if she wanted to come up there with me.

Need thoughts....I know there are some pimps in here...and the few ladies that are here..pleaseeee help. Otherwise...Iam just gonna give up on her.

Thanks
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GO ROCKETS!
GO HERD(cant believe iam cheering for them)

 

[yak merchant]

Trying too hard, girls that hot need to be ignored. Then they wonder what's so special about you that you aren't chasing them around like every other hard on. Use the Sharks Feeding theory. Figure out a way to get one or two of the hottest girls you are friends with to meet you at the computer lab, and accidentally make it at the same time she is there. Little blood in the water and the deal is sealed.

 

[TJBELL]

i think the answer is quite simple (yak had a great idea too!) just simply reach into your pants and pull out your double digit.......figured checkbook that you won doing your great MAC plays this year. that should also seal the deal. keep the minds out of the gutter,

just say @#$%& it and ask her, send her an e-mail, or have another friend nicely inquire that you are a great person and have your eye on this someone special. hellah, whatever you do, DO NOT LET HER GET AWAY!!!! you WILL have regrets later!!!! i know! mister no balls in school cost me some nice dates. BEST OF LUCK!!! TOM

 

[yyz]

Stick to jerking off.

It's a time-tested love method practiced by many, but far too often, put on the back shelf, due to the the more common and more sought after "relationship".

A man and his hand is a bond that needs to be established continually. What did your hand ever do to you? I'll tell you.....Nothing! It's always been there for you. Never needed to be impressed. Never needed to be wined and dined. It was your first love, man! Stick with it!

That little harlet won't be there for you in the long run, while, barring a bizzar accident in the garage, your hand will be. Besides, if your like every other guy in the world, you can't handle a "hot" chick!

Yeah, you want to get next to that 'hair-lined ride', but then you'll spend all your time wondering why she's with a dork like you! (I'm not calling you a dork....that's you saying that.) You'll think every guy who looks at her when you two are out is some Don Juan ready to prove that he is a real dickmeister. You'll be a basket case! Of course, all the shit that attracted you to her in the first place, (her looks, dress, attitude, etc) will now be a curse! You won't want her to go out looking nice. You won't want her to smile at anyone. You will want to put her in a box, and not let her out. She will wind up hating you, as your Self Fulfilling Prophecy comes about full tilt!

Can you not see how doomed you are?

Do the right thing:

Get yourself an old video that you liked from a few years back, grab a six-pack of your favorite libation, get a girlie mag, and toss off like there is no tomorrow! You'll feel better, spend less, and won't have to be polite. (and.....you can let her be the object of your 'one man orgy', if you so desire!)

Buck up, little camper, and get a grip on yourself!

sites of interest:
www.jackmasters.com
www.pumpmeraw.org



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"You can't polish a turd."

[This message has been edited by yyz (edited 12-18-2001).]

 

[hellah10]

excellent insight!!! I think Iam gonan try that one theory. I have a couple hot friends(girls of course) that can hang out with me in the computer lab. Iam almost sure that she will be here tonight aroudn the same time because of teh exam schedule. Wow that was good idea...cant believe I didnt think of it. I must show her that she is not all that! Damn I hate being the underdog sometimes

But I will give it my best and try to see her facial expression when she see`s me with 2 fine ladies. And then I`ll have the ladies leave then hopefully..its sugar from there

Anyways..this will give those 2 ladies a good laugh.

Hopefully my best freind a.k.a "the hand" wont be needed in the near future...hehehe. With that in mind..I think will go to the nudiy bar this weekend, unless I have a date of course

Thanks Guys!!!!!

GO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCKETS!

[This message has been edited by hellah10 (edited 12-18-2001).]

 

[skulldog]

YYZ, that's fawcking a riot

 

[D?rrin The Spin]

Try to be more romantic my friend. Recite some poetry to her like this

" Votre Papa et un voleur, parce que il vole vos yeux vert d'un etoile dans le ciel.

Translation: Your Daddy must have been a thief to steal those sparkling green eyes from a star in the sky.

Try it it might work or she might say " WTF did you just say" or she might be saying HELL YAH I'll go out with you.
BONNE CHANCE MON AMI!

 

[hellah10]

does that only work in France??? I'd hate to get humiliated. I dont know how to speak french...I took spanish in high school

But if worse comes to worse...who knows..I`ll try maybe.

 

[D?rrin The Spin]

In France it is a very romantic city, lots of little cafe's and scenic areas and it's not like America. Girls like guys who are romantic, and when I'm on vacation i use these lines and girls love them. But you have to mean it and look her in her eyes. European girls are more open minded when it comes to sex and dating, but it can work for you if you put effort into it.

 

[hellah10]

chit chit chit chit...here she comes! I hope this works! Wish me luck fellas!!!

 

[hellah10]

Didnt go so well

I give up

 

[Billy]

ever heard jackson brown sing 'rosie', along
the lines of yyz, take the matter into your
own hand.......lmao....if i had a dollar for
every time i got turned down, i'd retire....
on the flip side, if you saw my resume of
positive relationships, you'd be impressed...
bottom line, grow some hair on your balls and
quit acting like a pantywaist...go for it...
all they can do is turn you down, take a big
breath and head to the next one...trust me,
this time next year you'll laugh at how niave
you approached this scene...i wished i was
your age again, ever heard the expression 'if
i knew then what i know now, i'd......you
will learn that expression on down the line..
in the mean time, give em hell hellah...

 

[hellah10]

Dammit your right Billy!!!!!! I cant let this happen! I must take advantage of the situation. I might not see her after this semester. I see her one last time tomorrow. Come hell or high water..I will have a date with her this coming saturday....

"By any means necessary..."
-Malcolm X

 

[barfly]

I had an old roommate by the name of Rusty and his motto always was.....When in doubt, pull it out Hey ya might as well give it a shot, nothing else seems to be working.

You would be shocked to hear how often this guy scored. It was borderline ridiculous! Right about now Gatorbait is laughing his ass off.

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Make mine a Double!,
Barfly

 

[Neemer]

I'd take this particular approach. First, see if the chick is dating anyone. If she is, then I'd find out how big the sum a' bitch was.(Ya might luck up & find she's dating a player on the football team)

If she's not dating anyone, then I would try to get some inside info. on the chick. If she is indeed that hot without a partner, then sumthin' is VERY wrong!!

A perfect situation would be a recent breakup with some slick NON-jealous dude that got caught with his pants down.

Ignore above comments if you're some ugly sum bitch that doesn't have a snow balls chance in hell to EVER go out with someone that looks 1/2 way decent....

 

[yyz]

Originally posted by Billy:
bottom line, grow some hair on your balls and
quit acting like a pantywaist

Bad advice! Trust me.....chicks dig the shaved bag, baby! They like that aerodynamic look, and you will love the feel. And for the love of Christ, fellas, shave your dicks! No woman is going to be impressed by a schlong that looks like a caterpillar crawling out of a robin's nest! By the way.....thatching your bush will give the illusion that your tool is bigger. Since love and romance is the biggest illusion this side of Siegfried making his dick disappear in Roy, I highly recommend this tactic. Besides, gals have make up, boob jobs, padded bras, water bras, lypo, nose jobs, hair doos, fake nails, hair extensions, and the list goes on. What do we have to enhance our manly look? Nada, baby! So, "Don't be rubes! Shave the pubes!"

And to the fairer sex? I know you like to judge us by the "pound", but remember.....We don't pick these things up at Wal-Mart! Give a smaller sized guy a break......a good tongue can make up for a lack of Johnson!

Take care, people.

"Short Stack"


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"You can't polish a turd."

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

only you yyz...you are crackin me up

 

[JSMOOTH]

An old friend of mine used to score by saying...." Hello, I'm Mike, but before you agree to a date, you should know that I have a 3 inch penis."

 

[hellah10]

Good News Fellas!!! I emailed her...and we are having alunch tomorrow after our afternoon exams. I must make a good impression on her. I also found out that she is not dating anybody right now...and that her last b-friend was a big pussy. I just know whats coming though...Iam gonna get the "I just want to be friends" excuse. I think I have gotten that excuse so many time.

yyz...hahahah your humar can probably charm this girl

HAHAH Mr. Smooth..I dont think I should say that!! We shall see what happens tomorrow. That would be sweet if I got the hook up right on the spot.

Heres the money line
I get hooked up +150
I get the freinds thing -185

 

[barfly]

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Make mine a Double!,
Barfly