College Boy(Man) Needs advice.....

[yyz]

hellah,

I wish you all the luck in the world, but from what I remember, chicks don't date guys who hang out in the library. Perhaps you will break the stereotype!

 

[BAINS]

I'm feeling lucky, put me down for a dime that you get hooked up.

 

[scrubbo]

Get one of your hot girlfriend friends to talk to her. Tell them to casually bring your name up and how big your COCK is.
Works every time....

If you'd rather take the gentlemans approach just have your friends tell her how great a guy you are and that they're interested in you. Once a woman knows there are other hot women intersted in you, she'll come to you for a date.

 

[BAINS]

Just use some of the lines the Porno guys use. Their lines always work. Maybe if you play your cards right you can bend her over a computer and .......

 

[goofy]

the friend thing isn't the kiss of death (though it's definately not "i saw you at that party and thought you were hot as shit").

be patient. you just have to make sure you stay above it. at first, make yourself very available, make sure she has a really good time and lots of fun. talk about sex alot and the things you like to do (dont be blatant, bring it up and slip it in). lots of mention of foreplay, kissing and oral sex (for her, not you, dummy).

then you need to be sure that you don't wanna be just friends cause playin it this way will kill the friendship nine times outta ten (though I married the tenth one).

if you decide friendship with you usually requires the other person having a dick (and it usually does for most of us) then here's what you do...

start to fade away, gradually make yourself less accessible and by all means, have other hot girls around you always. a girl once told me, "i don't think any guy is worth having unless he already belongs to another girl. show's he's got something worth having".

eventually, she'll start to miss you and be sad. she'll see you at a bar or party where she's at and she'll get drunk, be missing you and you'll have a little nookie. make sure she's not too drunk cause worst case you'll end up with a daterape thing or she'll just forget if you were any good or not.

if you're good, the nookie will continue for awhile and you might even find that elusive "f**k friend" we all dream about (it does happen, albeit rarely).

if you're bad (and even if you're good, you'll eventually wind up here) she'll say it was a mistake and she wishes you were still just friends...but by then it's too late anyway.

process usually takes 2-4 months.

obviously you are still finding some time to go to bars and call up past girls to supplement your appetite during this.

good luck

 

[hellah10]

Well I just got back from lunch. We went to Applebees! Why is it that whenever a guy takes a girl out to dinner or lunch...they ALWAYS get a salad!?!?!?!? I was pretty hungry so I got a fat juicy steak and some fries..and a salad! And she ate realllllllllll slow. I freakin beat her and I had more stuff to eat. We had alot to talk about...about the past and what to expect for the future...crap like that. But then I finall asked...I asked her if she wants to go out saturday night...she said "YES I`d love too!"...So I got all happy...then she excused herself and went to the bathroom...then she came back and like 2 minutes later she said..well actually my parents wanted me to come home this weekend..but I will try to postpone that till sunday.

Now Iam realllllll lost here...what the hell just happened!!!!!! She said yes....she said it as if she hit a 10 team parlay or something. It surprised me. Soooooo now I have to play the waiting game...I got pissed and told her not to call me tonight because I will be watching the Marshall game. So I guess she will call tomorrow.

This will be the last time I go after her if she decides to go home. I hate head games...I always lose. Stupid head games..

I should say fawk it and go with yyz's technique.

GO ROCKETS!

 

[hellah10]

OH BTW...Thats an excellent write-up goofy. I will for sure keep that in mind.

To me...the freind thing is the WORST thing ever. BLAH. I`d rather hear a girl say...your a dork, leave me alone. But I guess Iam retarted like that...heheh

 

[hellah10]

Originally posted by goofy:
[Bstart to fade away, gradually make yourself less accessible and by all means, have other hot girls around you always. a girl once told me, "i don't think any guy is worth having unless he already belongs to another girl. show's he's got something worth having".

That has to be the greatest thing ever...hehehe. Love the advice! Love the humor too...ie : yyz!!



[This message has been edited by hellah10 (edited 12-19-2001).]

 

[SixFive]

Sounds like she likes you to me. Know any of your offensive linemen there at TU? One of them is my first cousin. Go Rockets!

 

[scrubbo]

Don't sweat the parents thing. It doesn't sound like a blow off. if she starts giving you the run around just ask her to blow you and move on. If she sucks you then you can keep her as a friend.

P.s- To the ladies on this site, I'm really not this crude I'm just having some fun with a college boy. Some of us remember back that far. Not djv, thats obvious

 

[goofy]

i think it's a good sign she's playin with you a little. you always have to weigh these things in terms of how much effort work you wanna put in. if it was too easy, it would be worth it.

definately don't give up. it's a test to see how you handle the pressure. no one likes the head games really but if you have to be involved in them, make sure you're better.

remember. patience is the key. there are alot of other girls you can be working on at the same time this is going on. play it cool.

this is fun. let us know how it works out.

 

[hellah10]

thanks goofy

She said she was going to the computer lab tonight but, I told her Iam done going there because I have finished my final project. I do however, have to go take my Math exam. I might go see her before I take off. But Iam trying to decide...do I go see her for a few minutes...or do I go straight home and watch the THUNDERING HERD! I think Iam going straight home to watch a MAC team win! I figure that with a girl...a few minutes of talk could turn out to be a few hours...blah...I ve been there too many times. Not tonight my freinds...for tonight...the MAC postseason begins! I hope she didnt get mad that I told her not to call me tonight...but she must understand my love for MAC football. Thanks for the insight fellas...I will for sure keep everybody updated...This might just be a soap opera....

 

[yyz]

Okay.....Now I gotta "grade your paper", young man:

Originally posted by hellah10:
Well I just got back from lunch. We went to Applebees!

First mistake. Applebees? Christ! You might as well have taken her to McDonalds! Could have saved a few bucks, too. NEVER take a first date to a franchise restaurant. It might seem like a "nice place" to take her, but you are tipping your hand as a novice dater, leading to thoughts of a novice lover.....Strike one.


Why is it that whenever a guy takes a girl out to dinner or lunch...they ALWAYS get a salad!?!?!?!? I was pretty hungry so I got a fat juicy steak and some fries..and a salad! And she ate realllllllllll slow. I freakin beat her and I had more stuff to eat.

She ordered a salad to be polite, more than likely, which is in your favor. If she thought you were a waste of time, she would have had some real eats, and belched on her way out the door. So, you have one pip in your corner. (Don't get too happy. You gave the point back in the next breath.)

She ate real slow. She was feeling you out. She wanted to get to know you a little. This whole time, she is doing her "scouting report".

I freakin beat her and I had more stuff to eat. You were not racing, my friend. I can only assume that while you were eating, she was talking.....asking you questions, and looking for answers. It sounds like you didn't have time to answer many questions, and more importantly, didn't ask any!. (Girls want you to ask them things, find out what they like, etc.....you need to show an interest in them.)

We had alot to talk about...about the past and what to expect for the future...crap like that.

Crap like that!??? If you feel that way, she saw it, partner. Another strike, Hoss.

But then I finall asked...I asked her if she wants to go out saturday night...she said "YES I`d love too!"...So I got all happy...then she excused herself and went to the bathroom...then she came back and like 2 minutes later she said..well actually my parents wanted me to come home this weekend..but I will try to postpone that till sunday.

Well, I'm lost here, too. It could mean a dozen things, or could mean nothing. I'm guessing she is playing poker here, and re-checking her hole cards.

Now Iam realllllll lost here...what the hell just happened!!!!!! She said yes....she said it as if she hit a 10 team parlay or something. It surprised me. Soooooo now I have to play the waiting game...I got pissed and told her not to call me tonight because I will be watching the Marshall game. So I guess she will call tomorrow.

So I guess she will call tomorrow.

I wouldn't make book on that. Don't call, because I'll be watching the game????!!!!

What are you, stoned? You just told her that a game was more important than her? I'm guessing she probably let out that belch, shortly after that.


This will be the last time I go after her if she decides to go home. I hate head games...I always lose. Stupid head games..


Son.....I think some of the "games" were being played by you, as well, so you have to foot some of the blame. It sounds like you didn't pass the "combine", my man. I wish you well, but you need some work on you game plan.

I should say fawk it and go with yyz's technique.

GO ROCKETS![/B]

Yes! You should have followed my advice! You would have saved some coin, and freed up an afternoon!


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"You can't polish a turd."

 

[djv]

You can always tell her you like middle aged gals 23 to 25. But in her case you will make an exception. Or go back to your handy work. Marshall did you say tonight.

 

[yak merchant]

All hot girls play head games. That is a good sign. Goofy is right Sharks feeding always works. I know a guy that has strippers on the payroll just for such purposes. Anyway, just play it cool and don't do anything stupid (like recite poetry, Sorry Darrin). She will continue to play head games, just to try to get you to say something stupid. Just play it like you have 10 girls just as hot as her lined up if she says no. And all girls will try to change the day of the date (its a test). If she does, tell her sorry you already have plans on whatever day she tries to change it to, how about next week. And whatever happens let her know you are not in it to be friends. Lunch for a first date is fine, but if you start hanging out and going to lunch, etc, before you know it she will assume you are just friends and will start asking your advice about other guys. Make it very clear that you will be going on a date and pick her up at an appointed time.
Good luck. And 10 team parlays are alot easier to win.

 

[Neemer]

If ya do happen to land the big fish, I'll que you in on a few things I've learned over the years. I've been happily married for nearly 9 years, so all this chit doesn't apply to me anymore. Once ya slide on that ring, EVERYTHING changes....


First off, the better ya treat her, the more she'll take advantage of it. Quite simply, don't treat the HO as if she has the upperhand in the relationship. I've always been a firm believer that it's possible to treat your woman too good. Sounds crazy but it's true! I'd say 90% of the biches will take FULL advantage of your kindness. Once they realize you've become some sort of obedient pansy-ass robot that jumps on her every word, you might as well pick up your walking papers and get the hell out of there with your tail tuck between your legs. Falling into the "whipped" category will be one of the biggest mistakes of your entire existence. Not only does your old lady lose respect for ya, but your friends will too. Sure, they love all that sweet chit in the beginning, but most will flip it around, and it becomes a MAJOR trump card in their deck.... I've seen it time after time, and to tell ya the truth, it is a pitiful looking site. I think if ya adhere to the few suggestions below, you'll be in much better shape down the road.

I hope I'm not giving the impression that you all of a sudden quit doing nice and polite things for her. What I'm trying to get across is the fact that you should: KEEP 'EM GUESSING. Once they've figured you out, you're BURNT toast!! When she calls ya on your cell, don't answer the damn thing every time. When she wants to know where ya been all day, give her a very general answer and by no means give her details to your every move. Don't and I repeat DON'T call her 15 times a day wanting to know her damn every move. Play the Joe Cool role and try to give the impression that she's right in the middle of your priorities for the day. Now, don't treat her like a bucket of chit and act like some dumb-ass egotistical sorry sum bitch who thinks he's God's gift to women, b/c that will get ya in the chitter faster than anything else. If there is one thing that women don't like to talk about, it's your stellar athletic carrer in high school, and how many chicks you banged in the backseat of your camaro!! Don't stop going out with your friends just b/c you got a new squeeze in your life. And for God's sake, don't you DARE give off the impression that you don't want her to go out with her girlfriends on a Friday or Saturday night! Keep in mind, that a big portion of relationships do not work out, so you wanna' at least have a few friends you can fall back on when she tells ya to pack your bags. I have seen this exact same situation happen to numerous frat bros. of mine and it's not a very pretty site.

The cooler ya play it, the better off you'll be in the long run. Even if ya don't have plans sometimes and she wants to catch a movie, make up some bullchit about a test ya have or you've promised a few friends of yours that you're gonna go with them to the Titty bars. When she blows her top, play the honesty card and tell her you could've easily given her some lie about your activities for the night. If there's one thing women admire in a man, it is HONESTY! YOu'll have her eating out of the palm of your hand!!

I'll wrap things up b/c I'm bringing up too many painful memories!!

 

[JSMOOTH]

I too think you may have f**ked up. ( Don't call, I'll be watching football )??!!!??

DUDE, I can remember talking on the phone (mostly listening) with my girl for hours. Sometimes, I would doze off, only to hear her say...are you asleep?

Now hellah, you know my love for Michigan sports, (you've seen my Michigan tattoo).....guess what....my girl only knew that I had an "interest" in football....not that I was infatuated with the Maize and Blue!

You just fumbled inside your own 20.

Anyways, if this chick is all that, and you start a relationship, save some little momentos from your courtship...i.e. movie ticket stubs, rose petals, pics....and put them in a little album for a special anniversary. It worked for me... and "my girl" that I've been referring to has been my wife for the last 6 years.

GO MAN GO!

 

[hellah10]

well.....I didnt mean it in a good way. I said it real polite...kinda..hehe. I brought it up and slipped it in. As a matter of fact...she just signed on line...well this will be interesting

 

[hellah10]

BTW Neemer - Yak - Mr. Smooooth...LOVE YOUR Insights...Iam gonna try some of your guys`s advice right about now. I will keep everybody updated for SURE!

 

[redsfann]

I've been married for 4.5 years, we've been together for 7.5, and I can't get enough of Hellah10 and his adventures with the ladies.....
Keep us up to date, Hellah10....