Wow. What a night. Well here we go...I picked her up around 5ish and we headed out to the Zoo. I was a little pissed because I just HATE this weather. But I dealt with it. She wasnt wearing anything special...but what can you expect in this weather. We were there for 3 HOURS!!!! But she had a REAL good time..I could tell she did. She was all up on me and hugging me..it was basically a movie date. Everything you want and need to get laid...all the ingredents...they were all there. But I`ll get back to that. After that we went out to eat...we went to a mom and pop place that she likes to go to. We were there for an hour or so. I payed the bill of course. So we left around 930ish...and got back to my place around 10. We put in the Matrix and we watched.
Iam not even paying attention to anything..Iam trying to construct a blue print in my head on how Iam gonna make a move. Then all of a sudden..she says...can I check my email real quick?! I said yea sure..sooo she got on...and she read her mail..then she was thrilled to see that I had a cable modem and a CD burner...so she asked me if we coulnt donwload some songs and burn them for her. So...of course I went ahead and did that. So that took about an hour so.
While the downloading was going on........
We went back to the movie....and another thing popped in my head..I wanted to check to see if JTSNEAKS had a 4 unit play. I didnt want to get up and have her follow me because I dont want her to know anything. I swear to god I was sooooooo pissed. I just had a feeling that JT had a 4 unit play. And sure enough...he FAWKING did. Iam sooo angry. But anyways....
I told myself to forget the 4 unit..and remember what the fellas at MJ told ya. Soooo I went ahead...and got close..the she got close...then I made my move..so I kissed her. Then it got a little heavy. I started taking her shirt off...and started to take her pants off. She unbuckles my pants...then out of ****ing nowhere....my father calls. I ignored the phone..but he left a message...in which I could hear..and I was concerned if something happen, becuase my dad is old and brittle. I woudl be crushed if something happened. So anywho..I picked up and he said "ahhh there you are....just wanted to ask you about the satellite cards" Apprently his DSS card got zapped by DAVE..and he was pissed that he was missing CNBC. So I put up with that crap for about 10 minutes...and she is just SITTING THERE ****ING NAKED. I was beyond aggravated. But I couldnt tell my pops...or even hang up on him.
Anywho...
I finally get off the damn phone...and she got up to check the songs..they were all done..so she sings off and we poped in a CD to burn the songs. Now 2 things were going through my head. JTSNEAKS and her. I know Iam missing out on some cash...but I really wanted to nail her. So FINALLLLY we get to business and she ended up giving me head. She asked me if I had a condom....I said "hold on let me check" I FAWKING LOOKED EVERYWHERE. NOT ONE!!!! GOD DAMMIT. I could of swore I had a box of them somewhere. So I am triple checking every spot. Then I get back and I had to say "no". I wanted to CRY. She "ohh thats ok". So Iam thinkin that Iam getting some...but instead she wanted me to go down on her.
Iam gonna be honest with you guys..I have never gone down on a girl. This was the first time ever for me. It was nicely shaved....I was worried that hair or something would get stuck between my teeth. But I do know the procedures to going down on a girl (thank you channel 598..vivid!) So she`s goin nuts...Iam getting tired...she keeps moving left and right. I swear to god I thought she was gonna have a orgasm or something. Then she gets up all of a sudden and starts kissing me. I WAS NOT HAPPY. She was givin me head! Iam tasting myself! BLAH!!!!!! Nasty. Very angry. Then she`s done kissing me and starts jacking me off. So now Iam going nuts....then I finally bust one all over her. I felt really bad. But it seemed to me that she liked it. So finally we clean ourselfs and we grab that CD.
Then I took her home..and I had to listen to whatever crap she downloaded. And STILL going through my head was..."Please god dont tell em that Sneaks had a 4 unit play..please god please...have one tomorrow..pleaseeeeee" So I drop her off and get another kiss and left. So Iam racingggg home to see whats going on. I get on...and JT HAD A 4 UNIT PLAY. Not happy....at all. No condoms...no 4 unit play...no banging...
so that was my night. Crazy as hell. Started smooth. Ended like hell for me. She seemed to enjoyed it. Oh BTW...I dont care that you guys have her on your buddy list...you guys can talk to me anytime..I would love too. I talk to Mr. Smooth sometimes. BUT PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE do not IM her. You never who could be on. Her sister...he roommate...her freinds even. Ive IMed her a couple times when it wasnt her. So pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dont IM her. PLEASE!!! You can talk to me
BTW njsf...sorry I missed your IM...but she was right there.. I couldnt talk to you!! sorry.
Couple things that were funny. When I payed for everything tonight...I had some cash on me..she kept askin me how I have so much money. I said..uhhh work. She said "yea right..your a salesman and a student and you drive a nice car...please dont tell me you sell drugs" I started laughing my ass off. I said...no. I just save up and play the stock market. I had no idea what to say.
Another thing was when she was on Internet Explorer...I was hoping she wouldnt go through my favorites because it says "madjacksports.com, sports gambling information" I was a little nervous. heheheh. But overall...I took EVERYBODY`s advice you guys left me. It worked. To bad Iam an idiot and cant rememeber where them condems are. Iam still lookin for them. BTW she did smell good. OH and Mr. Smooth...she loved it when I said something about her eyes. I think she was REALLY moved by that. That was the turning point!!
wow what a night...FAWKKKK 4 unit play. dammit dammit dammit. I lost on some SERIOUS cash...FAWK. Iam not happy.
She said she was gonna call me over break and talk or something. I told her ok. She`ll be back in January. She said she might not be going to Motor City Bowl either. Oh well...her loss. Chester!! BTW...
She can fawking talk and talk and talk and talk. blah blah blah about anything and fawking everything. She was asking me some wierd questions because Iam of arab decent...and she was askin me about the terroist attacks. I hate talking politics...she kept askin me about my view on jews and how the US Gov should handle this. I was getting nervous..I was starting to think that she was racists or prejuidce or something like that. I was really nervous...then I told her I was in the US ARMY for 2 years and served in Kosovo in peace keepin missions and that people around the world are totally different then what you see on television. Then I got myself into some serious shit. Her father was in the Army for 20 years and was a drill sergeant of all fawking things. So she wants me to meet him. Unreal...she kept asking me what I did in the Army and what my accomplishhments were. I told her it was boring and that I went to Combat Eng. school...Airborne school...and that was about it. My first 4 months I went overseas and sat on my ass and did jack shit. She was surprised on how I described my Army experience..she expect it to be very hard and torchering. I basically told her it was hard...but I didnt let it get to me. Then she said.."I like guys with a tough self-esteem" So I guess Iam tough
But overall I guess it was good..I got head !! But way to many errors in my path to nail her. I must try again when I see her. Dammit I got a girlfreind..damn! Now I have to fork up money. I just wanted some poo-tang...
I need to go to vegas and get me a hooker for 500 bucks.
Thanks Fellas...F*CK CUSA...GO ROCKETS!
