I agree too early for the whole football thing. And what every you do, never say the word GAMBLE or BET in front of her until you are married. And the most trying time of you life is going to be when you are on a date at some restaurant and there is going to be a TV over her head with the game you just made the 10 unit bet on, and whether you block it out and talk to her or keep watching it over her head is going to be the deciding moment in your relationship.
College Boy(Man) Needs advice.....
- Thread starter hellah10
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PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE TELL ME I DID GOOD!!!
Srt0683: hey whats up!
hellah10: hey whats going on.
hellah10: hey I really enjoyed having lunch with you today
Srt0683: Me too! It has been so long?.I think the last time a guy took me out to eat AND pay the bill was my senior prom!
Srt0683: how was the game?? Did Marshall win. I Hate Marsha
hellah10: Yes the thundering Herd came through?it was a nice win.
hellah10: Leftwich had a real good game
Srt0683: Who is Leftwich
hellah10: ok?where you at the MAC champ game?
Srt0683: hell yea I was?lol
hellah10: ok?.remember before the game..a guy hurt his ribs from catching those balls??
Srt0683: Yea that big black fella was throwin those
hellah10: YEA! That?s leftwich! # 7
Srt0683: OMG! He is soooooooo big and scary. His arm was the size of both my legs
Srt0683: Hey I wanna ask you something
hellah10: whats up!?
Srt0683: What are you doing tomorrow? You are done with finals..right?
hellah10: yup..alllllll done with final
hellah10: me and my brother are going to the glass bowl to kick a few balls
Srt0683: OMG! arent you playin for Toledo next year? thats what I heard at least
hellah10: well I have to get some leg speed?other then that..i should be ready to go
Srt0683: Whats your longest kick so far?
hellah10:have gone 51 or yards.
Srt0683: that would soooooooo kewl if you kicked for Toledo?I could tell my friends I know someone on the football team!!
hellah10: well Iam not going to make a real decision until I can hit 50 yards on a consistent basis. And my kickoffs are shittttttttttyyyy?if Iam lucky?I can kick a ball on the 5 yard line. I can kick a field goal longer then a kickoff?real odd.
Srt0683: well what are you doing tomorrow night? Is there another football game on tomorrow?
hellah10: Iam not sure what iam gonna do. Yes there is a bowl game on tomorrow..NCst and Pitt?IAm realllllllllllll good friends with the Pitt kicker..Nick Lotz?he`s from Findlay
Srt0683: OMG I use to date a guy from Findlay. Findlay is a kewl town. Wasn?t there a sweet QB from there
hellah10: ben rothelisberger?!!? Yea I played against him. We got burned everytime
Srt0683: Clay SUCKS!! LOL
hellah10: hey now?.clay wasn?t that bad. Me and this fella named besgrove made all GLL first team.
hellah10:wow you know A LOT about football.
Srt0683: hehe..yea I have 4 brothers?I watched it a lot with them. I was gonna ask you if I could watch the game with you?but I didn?t know if you were gonna be with Zak and Rick and all them.
hellah10: what! I would of loved your company. Actually..I decided to stay home and watch the game..so I was home alone?hehe
Srt0683: soooo when will you be home alone again?
hellah10: well its only me and my brother?.and my brother is leaving for Florida Friday?soooo I would guess?friday!
Srt0683: Have u ever seen the matrix?
hellah10: hell yea I have?I own the collectors edition..i ahev posters?.matrix is bad ass
Srt0683: how about I come over and we watch it.
hellah10: ummm?yes..that would be nice.
Srt0683: why the ummmm?
hellah10: ummmmm as in of course!
Srt0683: hahahah your so funny
hellah10: hwo bout this?come over around 5ish?we go to the lights before Christmas?then we can go back to my place?have a few drinks and watch the matrixxx
Srt0683: that sounds great! I cant wait
hellah10: excellent?hey weren?t you going to your parenst ?
Srt0683: yea iam still goin Saturday
hellah10: oh.
Srt0683: Thats why I want to do something with ya on friday!!
hellah10: sounds good to me!
Srt0683: ok..well gtg. Good luck kicking tomorrow.
hellah10: thanks! Gnite
Srt0683: ~goodnight~
Srt0683: hey whats up!
hellah10: hey whats going on.
hellah10: hey I really enjoyed having lunch with you today
Srt0683: Me too! It has been so long?.I think the last time a guy took me out to eat AND pay the bill was my senior prom!
Srt0683: how was the game?? Did Marshall win. I Hate Marsha
hellah10: Yes the thundering Herd came through?it was a nice win.
hellah10: Leftwich had a real good game
Srt0683: Who is Leftwich
hellah10: ok?where you at the MAC champ game?
Srt0683: hell yea I was?lol
hellah10: ok?.remember before the game..a guy hurt his ribs from catching those balls??
Srt0683: Yea that big black fella was throwin those
hellah10: YEA! That?s leftwich! # 7
Srt0683: OMG! He is soooooooo big and scary. His arm was the size of both my legs
Srt0683: Hey I wanna ask you something
hellah10: whats up!?
Srt0683: What are you doing tomorrow? You are done with finals..right?
hellah10: yup..alllllll done with final
hellah10: me and my brother are going to the glass bowl to kick a few balls
Srt0683: OMG! arent you playin for Toledo next year? thats what I heard at least
hellah10: well I have to get some leg speed?other then that..i should be ready to go
Srt0683: Whats your longest kick so far?
hellah10:have gone 51 or yards.
Srt0683: that would soooooooo kewl if you kicked for Toledo?I could tell my friends I know someone on the football team!!
hellah10: well Iam not going to make a real decision until I can hit 50 yards on a consistent basis. And my kickoffs are shittttttttttyyyy?if Iam lucky?I can kick a ball on the 5 yard line. I can kick a field goal longer then a kickoff?real odd.
Srt0683: well what are you doing tomorrow night? Is there another football game on tomorrow?
hellah10: Iam not sure what iam gonna do. Yes there is a bowl game on tomorrow..NCst and Pitt?IAm realllllllllllll good friends with the Pitt kicker..Nick Lotz?he`s from Findlay
Srt0683: OMG I use to date a guy from Findlay. Findlay is a kewl town. Wasn?t there a sweet QB from there
hellah10: ben rothelisberger?!!? Yea I played against him. We got burned everytime
Srt0683: Clay SUCKS!! LOL
hellah10: hey now?.clay wasn?t that bad. Me and this fella named besgrove made all GLL first team.
hellah10:wow you know A LOT about football.
Srt0683: hehe..yea I have 4 brothers?I watched it a lot with them. I was gonna ask you if I could watch the game with you?but I didn?t know if you were gonna be with Zak and Rick and all them.
hellah10: what! I would of loved your company. Actually..I decided to stay home and watch the game..so I was home alone?hehe
Srt0683: soooo when will you be home alone again?
hellah10: well its only me and my brother?.and my brother is leaving for Florida Friday?soooo I would guess?friday!
Srt0683: Have u ever seen the matrix?
hellah10: hell yea I have?I own the collectors edition..i ahev posters?.matrix is bad ass
Srt0683: how about I come over and we watch it.
hellah10: ummm?yes..that would be nice.
Srt0683: why the ummmm?
hellah10: ummmmm as in of course!
Srt0683: hahahah your so funny
hellah10: hwo bout this?come over around 5ish?we go to the lights before Christmas?then we can go back to my place?have a few drinks and watch the matrixxx
Srt0683: that sounds great! I cant wait
hellah10: excellent?hey weren?t you going to your parenst ?
Srt0683: yea iam still goin Saturday
hellah10: oh.
Srt0683: Thats why I want to do something with ya on friday!!
hellah10: sounds good to me!
Srt0683: ok..well gtg. Good luck kicking tomorrow.
hellah10: thanks! Gnite
Srt0683: ~goodnight~
yak, man haven't we all been there. for me, it wasn't so much when I was dating in college cause i never had enough money to make a really big play but man, sitting around with your wife and in-laws with a game in the background is absolute torture...especially since they aren't big sports people and are basically asking you to rehash and explain the plays that are killing you.
hellah, sounds very promising. critical juncture. she's made a date and promised libations and fun but at the same time she's also mentioned how hot another guy was.
good call not to notice that. you could make a mad powerplay dash for the goalline but I'd say play it cool a while longer. still very early.
two ways she's going. she's either A,testing you to see how you handle being alone with her (ie wants to see if you're gonna paw all over her) or if you're lucky b, decided you're a stud and she want's to put another notch on her bedpost.
happens...rarely but happens
wow. something to look forward to this weekend.
and remember... foreplay to a woman doesn't mean a parlay. slow and steady wins the race baby. sometimes multiply
hellah, sounds very promising. critical juncture. she's made a date and promised libations and fun but at the same time she's also mentioned how hot another guy was.
good call not to notice that. you could make a mad powerplay dash for the goalline but I'd say play it cool a while longer. still very early.
two ways she's going. she's either A,testing you to see how you handle being alone with her (ie wants to see if you're gonna paw all over her) or if you're lucky b, decided you're a stud and she want's to put another notch on her bedpost.
happens...rarely but happens
wow. something to look forward to this weekend.
and remember... foreplay to a woman doesn't mean a parlay. slow and steady wins the race baby. sometimes multiply
She jumped in Friday because she's gone Saturday. Nice touch on her part. She wants to get to know you better. Keep your dick in your pants Friday unless she gets it out for you. And ask her what things she likes. do not stay on sports all night. If you do it will flop. Movie is grazy but a fun one to watch with someone. GL. Hey don't forget to get your picks in.
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and be a gentleman!!!!!!!!!
the first thing you should compliment should be her eyes.
BTW- Don't ever let her see this thread!
the first thing you should compliment should be her eyes.
BTW- Don't ever let her see this thread!
This is huge. Good call J. I had thought about saying something like this myself.
If this all works out for you, there will be a day when she will ask you about how you played it so cool at first or whatever and you'll think "I'll show her this thread and she'll think it's hysterical".
DO NOT DO IT.
Honesty is a good thing in a relationship but remember this
IGNORANCE IS BLISS
it's always better to tell them what they want to hear than the truth. Hopefully, those two things are usually the same.
You have to keep this going! 5 years married and child #1 on the way, I am living vicariously through you at this point!!
-Steve
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-Steve
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I love my wife and kids, but the care-free college days and chasing after college girls......hmmm.....the good old days, fond memories
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Good luck hellah!
Sounds promising. Congrats on the Herds, too.
Good luck hellah!
hahaha thanks fellas. Yea I think Iam gonan play it smooth. I shouldnt rush anything. I hope we have alot to talk about...I hate having one of those silent dates.
HAHAH Show her this thread...hahah thats fawking funny. That would be the most last thing I would ever do!
I wonder what she`s trying to do though...I hate these tests! I shoudl be a Tony Dungy and play this conservative..I got her in my grasps..I think. I just better not do anything stupid tomorrow....otherwise..everything is lost. Thanks for the advice fellas. I cant wait till tomorrow. I`l let you guys know how it turns out for sure!!
Here are tomorrows lines:
I get laid +350
I get head + 150
I get a kiss - 300
We make out but dont go real far -180
We do nothing... Even
I HOPE THEM DOGS ARE BARKIN...WOOF WOOF!!
HAHAH Show her this thread...hahah thats fawking funny. That would be the most last thing I would ever do!
I wonder what she`s trying to do though...I hate these tests! I shoudl be a Tony Dungy and play this conservative..I got her in my grasps..I think. I just better not do anything stupid tomorrow....otherwise..everything is lost. Thanks for the advice fellas. I cant wait till tomorrow. I`l let you guys know how it turns out for sure!!
Here are tomorrows lines:
I get laid +350
I get head + 150
I get a kiss - 300
We make out but dont go real far -180
We do nothing... Even
I HOPE THEM DOGS ARE BARKIN...WOOF WOOF!!
Perhaps it's just me, but she seems kind of forward & pushy in my opinion. I'd make damn sure you dig a little in regards to her background. Seems kind of fishy to me...
Handsome is as handsome does.
Treat her with respect.
Make her feel secure.
Ask her these 3 questions..
1. "What do you like better, picnics or parties?"
2. "Mountains or the beach?"
3. "What is your favorite flavor ice cream?"
However she answers, you say, "Hey, that's what I like too."
(The last time I dated, Brenda Lee was at the top of the charts.)
Treat her with respect.
Make her feel secure.
Ask her these 3 questions..
1. "What do you like better, picnics or parties?"
2. "Mountains or the beach?"
3. "What is your favorite flavor ice cream?"
However she answers, you say, "Hey, that's what I like too."
(The last time I dated, Brenda Lee was at the top of the charts.)
ohhhhhhhh buddy...i like those questions. So basically agree to everyhting she says? I hope she dont catch on to that...then again..I hope Iam not tryin to hook up with a stupid girl. but I do like those quesitons buddy and will keep those in the back of my head for sure...thanks everyone!
Lets go NC St!!!
Lets go NC St!!!
I think everyone is missing the most important point of the thread.
Get on the field and start practicing. We need someone out on that field next year who we can rely on to pull a few at the right time.
Good Luck tomorrow night. What year are you? It makes all the difference in the world in coming up with a strategy tomorrow night.
Get on the field and start practicing. We need someone out on that field next year who we can rely on to pull a few at the right time.
Good Luck tomorrow night. What year are you? It makes all the difference in the world in coming up with a strategy tomorrow night.
She already is on my nerves by saying "Oh my God"..or OMG on every IM line.
My strategy is start making out with her..then using your left hand try pushing her head down...well, you guys have been there...or most of you...i think.
My strategy is start making out with her..then using your left hand try pushing her head down...well, you guys have been there...or most of you...i think.
Jeezus.......I hope she doesn't like cum flavored ice cream!
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"You can't polish a turd."
HAHAHAHAHAHAH yyz....never seem to amaze me..LMAO! I have no strategy really....I am just gonna have to wait and play it out.
Blue...were you speculating about my kicking? If so...I kicked very well today. I still question my consistentsy...
GO NC ST.!!!!!!!
BTW Iam a sophomore...22 year old sophomore...hehe I spent 2 years in the Army if your wondering why a 22 year old is only a sophomore and not a senior.
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Blue...were you speculating about my kicking? If so...I kicked very well today. I still question my consistentsy...
GO NC ST.!!!!!!!
BTW Iam a sophomore...22 year old sophomore...hehe I spent 2 years in the Army if your wondering why a 22 year old is only a sophomore and not a senior.
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Hey Buddy.....man that reminds me of the first time I had my future wife alone, in my bedroom at my parents house.
We were just about to......well......and she asks me 3 questions.
Question 1
Do you like to see 2 girls kiss?
Question 2
Do you have any hidden cameras in here?
Question 3
Are you sure you wanna do this?
ahhhhh the memories!
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Hellah,
You better have a good explanation if some idiot e-mails her. The truth is always the right thing to do. You've been very positive about everthing you've written but some of us got a little crude trying to be funny.
Some of the mj's more eloquent writers could probably smooth things over if you need help. Good luck.
You better have a good explanation if some idiot e-mails her. The truth is always the right thing to do. You've been very positive about everthing you've written but some of us got a little crude trying to be funny.
Some of the mj's more eloquent writers could probably smooth things over if you need help. Good luck.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time,but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
right time,but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Hellah,
If you're ever in a situation where you have to introduce your date, introduce her as the "reigning Miss Ohio."
If you're ever in a situation where you have to introduce your date, introduce her as the "reigning Miss Ohio."
