Complete the sentence

[Felonious Monk]

next Great Depression. One time I went to his house and noticed.....

 

[Bluemound Freak]

....That his zipper was down, the toilet wasn't flushed and the cat was pregnant but he thinks it was some other guy named.....

 

[Red Raider]

Monk, who can never keep his hands off of......

 

[hellah10]

.....BahamaMama, and she seemed to like the touches from Monk because........

 

[double down]

she is really a he and Monk's hands felt like...........

 

[hellah10]

.....a vibrator, just like the one at.....

 

[Bluemound Freak]

...furry slippers because of all the hair in his palms from......

 

[TBoyrent]

.....thumping his monkey,momma always said not to......

 

[hellah10]

....hump the dog, so that is way he....

 

[hello there]

.......chokes the chicken when he watches........

 

[Bluemound Freak]

...Punky Brewster reruns and dresses up like Emanuel Lewis and pretends he is only 3 feet tall so he can look up skirts and see if they are...

 

[double down]

always disposes the evidence in the..

 

[hellah10]

......area of no return, as he looked up her skirt, he got sucked in by one of the holes and now he finds himself in........

 

[Brick]

between a gigantic turd and a hemmeroid so he...

 

[hellah10]

......knew there wasnt a way out, so he remembered the movie Cast Away and survived by eating her.......

 

[Bluemound Freak]

.....Wilson every time he got a chance and it tasted like......

 

[hellah10]

......burgers right off of the George Forman grill, which he bought at Kmart for a mere price of only.......

 

[marine]

....$19.99, the same amount he got from lubing up his hands and taking care of all the firemen in town by greasing their poles....

 

[hellah10]

....with the one and only lubricator, KY Jelly, which he bought in Las Vegas where he is meeting a hooker right now, doing....

 

[Bluemound Freak]

... The Donkey Show just south of town in an old brick wharehouse that used to be owned by the guy that...