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- Thread starter Felonious Monk
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...peanut butter over certain areas of her body. We came to a decision as soon as we saw 3 Great Danes and a Beagle approaching. So she hurriedly said....
...hey, I've got a great idea. Why don't we go to the petting zoo so we can see all those cute, little animals. I even think they have a horse that has this really big...
...Felonious Johnson, second cousin to Monk, that is flacid half the time and the other 50% it is contorted into the shape of a ......
bowling pin. As hellah pulled out his little black book of sheep stall numbers at the zoo, Bahama Mama promptly began.....
...running for her life. As she noticed the devious look on hellah's face, she started having flashbacks of the time when...
...her uncle Burt went on a rafting trip and told this horrid srtory of how his little fat buddy got humped like a pig, and that just made her think hellah just might be willing to....
unload his mighty pillar of love. As hellah began to give chase, he inadvertantly fell victim to the rythmic bouncing of......
...JSMOOTH as he was diggin a fresh new tune that he was spinning the night before at a local titty bar for the new dancers that Fletcher had just hired and he told hellah that it was time to get on down to...
......a little cotten candy from your local hooker, which happens to be standing right over.....
....me to drain m bank account faster then the Golden State Warriors has done to me, but just in case........
..Just in Case I'm taking the Warriors tonight and the Points at home, Too much value in home dogs.....
....is what I always say. Speaking of dogs did you here that this bartender Bluemond is going after happens to............
...to be one HOT Mutha Fuhka with the face of an angel and the Body of a Venus ,with arms that is, who loves to serve those good drinks made of...
.........ruffies and burbon, so that she can finally get with a guy due to her unfortunate looks. This does not deter Bluemond because he too.......
...swills booze, eats pills, and is tired of all the small talk, therefore he must admit defeat and go to the house and...
