Stanley Cup Jord/kickserv recap......
- The Panthers win the Cup, and somehow the Edmonton Enrons made it to the final and cost kickserv his testicles
- Jord had to resort to prostitution to make ends meet with the Canes loss to the Rangers
- kickserv no longer likes bacon
- Jord is sad Edmonton lost but still owns his Connor McDavid blanket and as long as he still has that, he's good
- kickserv no longer has his testicles, but still owns his sexy black Madjack T-shirt, so not all bad.
- That was one hell of a Stanley Cup Final, wow