First time you had sex........
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Not my first time obviously but I had met this girl through a friend and took her out to dinner and realized that although she was cute she needed some emergency dental work and she brought her daughter to meet me too. Next night I am out with the boys way to late as I had a bass tourney the next morning and had to get up at 330a. Unfortunate part was that i had gotten a dwi not long before and had to get a blower installed in my truck. Needless to say I failed miserably so I call "Mary" to come over and hum into the sumbitch. anyway she got there early and I was sitting on my boat in the driveway when she got there. She pulls up, gets up on the boat and proceeds to do her thing. Next thing I know I am sitting on the boat and she turns around and fits me into her 4a slot in the mudwhistle. Dont worry that it was like throwing a hot dog down the highway, I was cramming her in the can and she decides to do the whole ass to mouth thing. Long story short she has to follow me for the hour drive so she can do the blower thing every 13 minutes or so. She follows me all the way to the lake and successfully doesn't fail a test. I get to the boat ramp and am backing the boat for launch and my co-angler shows up and decides to back me in. Well sure enough the tester starts buzzing and sure enough my co angler decides to do me a solid and blows into the thing. The thing is that they disposable mouthpieces. Anyway he come strutting down to the boat announcing to the world I have a blow machine in the truck and everybody celebrates............It was at that time that I decided to inform him he just blew me by proxr
Why is the 1st time so traumatic?
I was a senior and had 1st period Home Skills class with 2 buddies and the rest girls. We mainly made breakfast every morning for the class. I just had my 18th birthday and one of the girls in class was known as "Swamp Woman" which I had no idea what that meant (I so would find out).
So one morning I was at my desk and my two buddies were cooking breakfast and she stops by my desk. The next 2 mintues changed my life forever:142smilie
She said I heard you just had a birthday and I said yea. Then she asks if I am a virgin. I said yes. The next few words resonate with me to this day, "So would you like to fuck sometime" I got an immediate hard on and was glad I was sitting down:mj07: I said when she said tonite if you want. I had to wait several mintues before running to my buddies and telling them the news!
One of my buddies said his parents were going out for the night and his girlfriend was coming (pun) over and I might as well invite Swamp.
So, I sprinted over to her and said meet me tonite at NAME house's tonite around 7. I gave her directions and didn't see her the rest of the day.
I get over to my buddies house around 6 just as his parents were leaving. They were fun parents and we made small talk for a few moments.
Finally, she arrives almost at 7 on the dot. My buddy and his girlfirend were on the couch. She came in wearing a low cut blouse and tight pants and smelling like lickable honey. Anyway it didnt take long for my friend and his girl to go back to his room. Swamp asked me to come (pun) with her and we went into his parents room. We got naked quickly and I put it in and knew something was wrong but wasn't sure first time and all. Well we went at it for a few mintues and I lost my junk in her. Figured she had to be on the pill being so aggressive and everything.
We got dressed and I went home around 11 that night thinking life was great and she said she wanted to do it again. At midnight my life changed:scared The phone rang and it was my buddy who said you better get over here RIGHT NOW. I said why he said I would find out.
His dad was waiting at the door when I pulled up and yanked me into the house:scared He then lead me to his bedroom where in the middle of the bedspread was a HUGE wet spot and I mean HUGE. He told me to take the bed spread throw it away and go buy a new one first thing in the morning. I did but he still called my parents and told them what happened. I was sooooooooooooooo embarrassed.
However, I quickly recovered and we probably did it another 10 times before I meet my high school sweetheart.
Good times:00hour
tonk
I was a senior and had 1st period Home Skills class with 2 buddies and the rest girls. We mainly made breakfast every morning for the class. I just had my 18th birthday and one of the girls in class was known as "Swamp Woman" which I had no idea what that meant (I so would find out).
So one morning I was at my desk and my two buddies were cooking breakfast and she stops by my desk. The next 2 mintues changed my life forever:142smilie
She said I heard you just had a birthday and I said yea. Then she asks if I am a virgin. I said yes. The next few words resonate with me to this day, "So would you like to fuck sometime" I got an immediate hard on and was glad I was sitting down:mj07: I said when she said tonite if you want. I had to wait several mintues before running to my buddies and telling them the news!
One of my buddies said his parents were going out for the night and his girlfriend was coming (pun) over and I might as well invite Swamp.
So, I sprinted over to her and said meet me tonite at NAME house's tonite around 7. I gave her directions and didn't see her the rest of the day.
I get over to my buddies house around 6 just as his parents were leaving. They were fun parents and we made small talk for a few moments.
Finally, she arrives almost at 7 on the dot. My buddy and his girlfirend were on the couch. She came in wearing a low cut blouse and tight pants and smelling like lickable honey. Anyway it didnt take long for my friend and his girl to go back to his room. Swamp asked me to come (pun) with her and we went into his parents room. We got naked quickly and I put it in and knew something was wrong but wasn't sure first time and all. Well we went at it for a few mintues and I lost my junk in her. Figured she had to be on the pill being so aggressive and everything.
We got dressed and I went home around 11 that night thinking life was great and she said she wanted to do it again. At midnight my life changed:scared The phone rang and it was my buddy who said you better get over here RIGHT NOW. I said why he said I would find out.
His dad was waiting at the door when I pulled up and yanked me into the house:scared He then lead me to his bedroom where in the middle of the bedspread was a HUGE wet spot and I mean HUGE. He told me to take the bed spread throw it away and go buy a new one first thing in the morning. I did but he still called my parents and told them what happened. I was sooooooooooooooo embarrassed.
However, I quickly recovered and we probably did it another 10 times before I meet my high school sweetheart.
Good times:00hour
tonk
Was 15 with high school girlfriend. After months of foreplay we finally did it one night. I'm sure I was terrible. I saw fireworks though. :shrug:
