In what's sure to be the most anticipated matchup in the history of the French Dirt Open, Ernie makes his return to center court and the hearts of a nation. Long known as a second son and the most influential honorary Frenchman, Ernie looks to appease the heart of woman who don't shave their armpits everywhere.
The line is just wrong. Jo Willy is one of the old guards of the sport. Ernie is the fresh face of tennis. He plays how modern tennis should be played. He doesn't fake injuries like Raonic. He doesn't quit like Raonic. He doesn't work glory holes like Raonic. He is just pure passion and what the modern athlete should be. I observed Ernie and Lebron doing leg lifts this summer and it was great to see Ernie pass on some of his knowledge to American athletes. He's just an all around swell guy and lucky for us the face of tennis for the foreseeable future.
Ernest's Gulbis + 181 x a gazillion units
