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that's just funny... thanks for the pics. glad everyone had a good time...
 

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This gal only had one arm and was maybe 5'1" and 100 pounds, tops, but the one arm she has packs a wallop! My sternum is still pretty sore and i'm being totally serious.

I think it's like how they say that blind, deaf, whatever, peoples other senses are more acute? Well, this chicks 'other' arm is more acute.

Somebody later told me that she's a 'mean drunk', and I can't disagree.

Totally opposite ends of the table and she casually strolls around after I 7 out, punches me and then just as casually walks back to her spot. :shrug:

she is Nole's buddy's wife. She played and won at poker a LOT, and she talked chit the whole time too. :mj07: I BUSTED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mj07:
 

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This gal only had one arm and was maybe 5'1" and 100 pounds, tops, but the one arm she has packs a wallop! My sternum is still pretty sore and i'm being totally serious.

I think it's like how they say that blind, deaf, whatever, peoples other senses are more acute? Well, this chicks 'other' arm is more acute.

Somebody later told me that she's a 'mean drunk', and I can't disagree.

Totally opposite ends of the table and she casually strolls around after I 7 out, punches me and then just as casually walks back to her spot. :shrug:




Finally getting some time to post!

6-5 and Kosar, Amanda did this? Was this Friday or Saturday? After breaking wine glasses at 3AM Friday night(Saturday AM, whichever you prefer), I was a bit tired and went to bed.

When we drove home Sunday AM, she never mentioned it(what a shocker). Guarantee you she doesn't remember.

She was beating on those folks in the poker room too wasn't she 6-5?

I'm calling Tommy now. I didn't hear about this.

I've been on the receiving end of one her her punches once.....ONCE! I told her, "I don't give a shit if you got one arm or not, you hit me again you're gonna wish you lost both arms in that wreck! Phucking bruised me up I'm tellin' ya.

Back in a bit.


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she is Nole's buddy's wife. She played and won at poker a LOT, and she talked chit the whole time too. :mj07: I BUSTED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mj07:


:mj07: I busted you. I heard at some point she got kicked out of the poker room one of those days.

At the time of my sucker punch, I had no idea she had any connection to our group. I did subsequently find it out the next day when Chris (Nole) told me after he heard me telling the story as we gathered in the golf staging area.
 

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Finally getting some time to post!

6-5 and Kosar, Amanda did this? Was this Friday or Saturday? After breaking wine glasses at 3AM Friday night(Saturday AM, whichever you prefer), I was a bit tired and went to bed.

When we drove home Sunday AM, she never mentioned it(what a shocker). Guarantee you she doesn't remember.

She was beating on those folks in the poker room too wasn't she 6-5?

I'm calling Tommy now. I didn't hear about this.

I've been on the receiving end of one her her punches once.....ONCE! I told her, "I don't give a shit if you got one arm or not, you hit me again you're gonna wish you lost both arms in that wreck! Phucking bruised me up I'm tellin' ya.

Back in a bit.


nole

it was definitely Amanda, lol!! Gmroz was standing next to her at the craps table, and he told me she was beating the chit out of him too. This was late Friday night.
 

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Finally getting some time to post!

6-5 and Kosar, Amanda did this? Was this Friday or Saturday?


Friday.

:142smilie WTF are you even talking about? You don't remember that I was telling the story to about ten of us as we waited to tee off in the staging area and you told me that it was your buddys wife?

I had a somewhat rough weekend also, but man!
 

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Friday.

:142smilie WTF are you even talking about? You don't remember that I was telling the story to about ten of us as we waited to tee off in the staging area and you told me that it was your buddys wife?

I had a somewhat rough weekend also, but man!


No I do not remember you telling this story kosar. I was hitting the Crown about 1PM Saturday though and the heat might have got to me. I stopped drinking around 330PM though. It was just too freaking hot. I do remember smuphy saying he wouldn't mind......well nevermind.

I just spoke with Amanda. She was roaring laughing so hard. She said, "Well, the phucker shouldn't have crapped out!".

Unbelieveable!
 

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Friday.

:142smilie WTF are you even talking about? You don't remember that I was telling the story to about ten of us as we waited to tee off in the staging area and you told me that it was your buddys wife?

I had a somewhat rough weekend also, but man!

:142smilie :mj07:

she got cut off at least one of the nights. Friday night, she was playing two 1-2 nl tables at the same time! :mj07: Forgot where she sat, and sat down at another table after wandering off for a bit and starting winning there too.

On Friday night, a guy came up to her and handed her a drink (I think she was drinking Crown on the rocks). Anyway, she looked at me and said, "whooo wuzzz thatt?" I told her that she had just felted him a little bit ago, and she didn't remember. :142smilie

I saw her getting on the elevator Saturday morning, and she said, "Clint!! I woke up with a pocket full of chips! Guess I forgot about them; I was a little drunk." :mj07: ya think, Amanda?? LMFAO! :142smilie
 

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jesus christ .you have took hers hundreds and pimp her off$$$ you guys are slow:142smilie
 

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Ok, I have Tommy on the phone. Here's his response....

"Per our attorney's request, we can not confirm nor deny any rumors or alledged events which occurred at the golf outing or any future events which involves Amanda, Amanda's alcohol or Madjack's members. And besides that, kosar, you shouldn't have crapped out and pissed Amanda off!"

Yours truly,

Two-foot Tommy.



:mj07:


This is straight from Tommy, I swear to God!
 

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I just spoke with Amanda. She was roaring laughing so hard. She said, "Well, the phucker shouldn't have crapped out!".

Unbelieveable!

I felt bad when I first met her. You introduced us, and I patted her on the shoulder in my usual friendly greeting. Tommy walks up and she says, "can you believe this big guy just hit me in my arm? I just had surgery and he hits me right in my arm". I then noticed, she in fact only had one arm. Whoops!

Heck, she was playing poker at one table and handicapper at another the whole time. Another good reason I never played. Too tough!
 

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Hey, Jack.......are these the last two tee times waiting to tee off?

:mj07: :0corn


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Don't feel bad. I don't remember that shemale offering Jack and I money for 'golf.' Probably for the best.

She would have crushed BBC and/or smurph like a f*cking walnut.

dude, she wasn't a shemale! She was actually quite attractive; just kinda Amazonish/Brigitte Nielsonish!
 

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:142smilie :mj07:

she got cut off at least one of the nights. Friday night, she was playing two 1-2 nl tables at the same time! :mj07: Forgot where she sat, and sat down at another table after wandering off for a bit and starting winning there too.

On Friday night, a guy came up to her and handed her a drink (I think she was drinking Crown on the rocks). Anyway, she looked at me and said, "whooo wuzzz thatt?" I told her that she had just felted him a little bit ago, and she didn't remember. :142smilie

I saw her getting on the elevator Saturday morning, and she said, "Clint!! I woke up with a pocket full of chips! Guess I forgot about them; I was a little drunk." :mj07: ya think, Amanda?? LMFAO! :142smilie



:mj07:
 

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Don't feel bad. I don't remember that shemale offering Jack and I money for 'golf.' Probably for the best.

She would have crushed BBC and/or smurph like a f*cking walnut.

I vaguely remember seeing that girl. I remember Amanda walking up to her and smurphy I think and 10 secs later the blonde left. I asked Amanda what she said but I don't remember her answer.

Any clue?
 
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