This gal only had one arm and was maybe 5'1" and 100 pounds, tops, but the one arm she has packs a wallop! My sternum is still pretty sore and i'm being totally serious.
I think it's like how they say that blind, deaf, whatever, peoples other senses are more acute? Well, this chicks 'other' arm is more acute.
Somebody later told me that she's a 'mean drunk', and I can't disagree.
Totally opposite ends of the table and she casually strolls around after I 7 out, punches me and then just as casually walks back to her spot. :shrug:
This gal only had one arm and was maybe 5'1" and 100 pounds, tops, but the one arm she has packs a wallop! My sternum is still pretty sore and i'm being totally serious.
I think it's like how they say that blind, deaf, whatever, peoples other senses are more acute? Well, this chicks 'other' arm is more acute.
Somebody later told me that she's a 'mean drunk', and I can't disagree.
Totally opposite ends of the table and she casually strolls around after I 7 out, punches me and then just as casually walks back to her spot. :shrug:
she is Nole's buddy's wife. She played and won at poker a LOT, and she talked chit the whole time too. :mj07: I BUSTED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mj07:
Finally getting some time to post!
6-5 and Kosar, Amanda did this? Was this Friday or Saturday? After breaking wine glasses at 3AM Friday night(Saturday AM, whichever you prefer), I was a bit tired and went to bed.
When we drove home Sunday AM, she never mentioned it(what a shocker). Guarantee you she doesn't remember.
She was beating on those folks in the poker room too wasn't she 6-5?
I'm calling Tommy now. I didn't hear about this.
I've been on the receiving end of one her her punches once.....ONCE! I told her, "I don't give a shit if you got one arm or not, you hit me again you're gonna wish you lost both arms in that wreck! Phucking bruised me up I'm tellin' ya.
Back in a bit.
nole
Finally getting some time to post!
6-5 and Kosar, Amanda did this? Was this Friday or Saturday?
Friday.
:142smilie WTF are you even talking about? You don't remember that I was telling the story to about ten of us as we waited to tee off in the staging area and you told me that it was your buddys wife?
I had a somewhat rough weekend also, but man!
Friday.
:142smilie WTF are you even talking about? You don't remember that I was telling the story to about ten of us as we waited to tee off in the staging area and you told me that it was your buddys wife?
I had a somewhat rough weekend also, but man!
I just spoke with Amanda. She was roaring laughing so hard. She said, "Well, the phucker shouldn't have crapped out!".
jesus christ .you have took hers hundreds and pimp her off$$$ you guys are slow:142smilie
I just spoke with Amanda. She was roaring laughing so hard. She said, "Well, the phucker shouldn't have crapped out!".
Unbelieveable!
Ray, we are very stately and have no desire to 'pimp' people off.
No I do not remember you telling this story kosar.
Don't feel bad. I don't remember that shemale offering Jack and I money for 'golf.' Probably for the best.
She would have crushed BBC and/or smurph like a f*cking walnut.
Hey, Jack.......sre these the last two tee times waiting to tee off?
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she got cut off at least one of the nights. Friday night, she was playing two 1-2 nl tables at the same time! :mj07: Forgot where she sat, and sat down at another table after wandering off for a bit and starting winning there too.
On Friday night, a guy came up to her and handed her a drink (I think she was drinking Crown on the rocks). Anyway, she looked at me and said, "whooo wuzzz thatt?" I told her that she had just felted him a little bit ago, and she didn't remember. :142smilie
I saw her getting on the elevator Saturday morning, and she said, "Clint!! I woke up with a pocket full of chips! Guess I forgot about them; I was a little drunk." :mj07: ya think, Amanda?? LMFAO! :142smilie
Don't feel bad. I don't remember that shemale offering Jack and I money for 'golf.' Probably for the best.
She would have crushed BBC and/or smurph like a f*cking walnut.
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