I could use some help with my weekend check list

Woodson

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Keep it in your travel bag. Take your shit with the shower running so she can't hear it and then use the spray afterwards. Then take your shower like you normally do.

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I shit you not, Poopourrii is amazing. You spray it on the water in the bowl, take a dump, and there is no smell.
 

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Great tits. She's almost perfect. Has had a lot of work done over the years $$$


Boys,

Take a 9 volt battery and keep it close hand while you're down south. If at any time you imagine shes napping, take a long lick and hold that 9v to hit her spot. She'll start right up, guaranteed.

Thats why the cat is on the brand Boys... Eveready Gold - for that Golden Girl in you life!

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Let me get this straight, you are on a weekend trip with a supposed lady, yet you have been posting all morning to a website here. I think you are full of shit as usual, nothing out of the ordinary.
 

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Let me get this straight, you are on a weekend trip with a supposed lady, yet you have been posting all morning to a website here. I think you are full of shit as usual, nothing out of the ordinary.



At their age this is about midafternoon.....plus she's probably taking a nap to be good and ready for the next V Trip......:0074
 

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Let me get this straight, you are on a weekend trip with a supposed lady, yet you have been posting all morning to a website here. I think you are full of shit as usual, nothing out of the ordinary.

You've got that right. I'm leaving at approx 12 noon. Is there any other info you need? Had a mani/pedi and haircut and some waxing done yesterday.
 

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You've got that right. I'm leaving at approx 12 noon. Is there any other info you need? Had a mani/pedi and haircut and some waxing done yesterday.

So all this planning for a one night overnight????? You are so full of shit so often. Weekend includes Friday night with most people. I guess in your upper 60's you tend to get days confused, but that's OK.

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So all this planning for a one night overnight????? You are so full of shit so often. Weekend includes Friday night with most people. I guess in your upper 60's you tend to get days confused, but that's OK.

:mj07:

2 nights...........Obama put me out of business remember. Sunday night we'll watch the Academy Awards.

Shall we wager on this too? You gossip about me but you can't back it up, you never could. You're very small time Wineguy. Put your money where you big mouth is.
 

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Why worry what I post then? You seem pretty defensive. Guess your next post will be monday night then. Have fun. :142smilie
 

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Again, have fun Gary. Take the time to relax and recharge the dusty old motor and remember. .... be nice until it's time not to be nice anymore.


Roadhouse




Hope this helps,
FDC
 

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I shit you not, Poopourrii is amazing. You spray it on the water in the bowl, take a dump, and there is no smell.

I got some as a gag gift at Christmas a few years ago and I used it daily and there is no smell at all...was out for a few months and found it at bed bath and beyond Christmas shopping and bought two bottles, it's amazing
 
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