If I see Warner's ugly wife one more time...

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I'm going to be sick. That woman could make Melissa Ethridge,Martina Navratilova, and Ellen degeneress straight. Pat Sommerall's wife is way better looking than her and she is 75! Oh wait a minute so is Warner's wife. I wouldn't do her unless I had this many:drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: And even then I would only enjoy it because I would no that I was screwing that grocery bagger over at the same time. Dude you are a millionaire now you can certainly afford to be with someone that looks a little better then Marge Simpson on crack with a bad hair day going.
 

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That bitch would make a train take a dirt road. What the hell is he thinking?? :confused: I can understand that he couldn't get the cream of the crop bagging groceries, but shit, as soon as I made it as a starter in the NFL she would've gotten her walking papers.
 
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hey, I thought Dorothy and TOto Ass Canned the WITCH :shrug:
 

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It's good to see Green Bay fans taking their stomping so gracefully. At least Warner's wife knows how to wear makeup.
Does Farve let his wife wear shoes yet:D
 

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Nice try bro. Not a Fudge packer fan here. Just no an ugly woman when I see one. If he played my team Warner would have thrown 4 picks himself.
 

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That whore would make right guard turn left. Its ridiculous, Kurt needs to drop that bitch.
 
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C-TOWN , HELL NO HER LEGS aare still in the air:D:

IS that C for CLOWN, if it is you must be Warners' wifes cosmo''
 

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You don't like seeing Warner's wife now, wait until next week when the Rams are rollin your cheese steak eatin asses and the camera is on her every other play:thefinger

C stands for Cleveland, we're coming back:D
 
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I KNow what the C stands For CclownGuy, just kidding around.....:D: CHEESE-steak ..What's Cheese???:shrug:
 

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Dude why do you think the Browns became the Ravens???? Because the bitches were all ugly. Did anyone ever sing a song about a Cleveland Girl? Doubt it!!! Go throw some bottles at a ref. You guys really distinguished yourselves as a classy city there.
Like Sam Wyche once said on the P.A system at a Bengal game, "Show some class your not in Cleveland"
I can't make this stuff up it's too good!!:shrug:
 

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I think you need to get laid, but I guess your signature says it all, maybe you should move to Cleveland, you might have a chance:D
 

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That was a good one :D
I agree with that since i got engaged it has definitely slowed down. I heard that was expected though. Thanks for Robbie Alomar though
 

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Warner's wife was the head butcher at the shop and bag that he worked at from 1959 until 1997. She tried to get a job in the health and beauty department, but her and beauty didn't sound right. God she is :moon: ugly
 

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Just wondering ?

Just wondering ?

I bet you all who have been bashing Kurt Warners wife's looks..

Have no woman in your life or a dam beast of a woman...

I was really wondering why you find it necessary to continue degrading this lady. So what she is not the prettiest and dresses wacky. Maybe just maybe she is a GREAT PERSON !

Oh by the way I heard Long Branch is famous for TRASH WOMEN who use 10 cans of hairspray ! Don't they keep the hairspay company in business or is the plant in your town ?
 
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Actually I have a great woman. I just think it's funny. Sorry if it offends you. I just find it amusing that someone so arrogant has such an ugly wife. If you have a problem sorry. If you don't agree with the topic you don't have to read it.
 

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Smash !! Just kidding around here !

Smash !! Just kidding around here !

Come on I am not offended...:D

I can tell you one thing...

If you were bagging groceries to make a living and playing in the ARENA league making peanuts....

Then get a shot in the NFL and damn well break all records your first 3 years and are MVP 2 out of 3 years and WIN a SUPERBOWL your first year !!

I think that constitutes ! CONFIDENCE !


He damn well should be and you know what HE IS GREAT and will go down as the one of the VERY BEST EVER !
 
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