Jack-A lot of us were thinking along the lines of what you said in you first post.Don't worry though, a lot of these guys are gonna be re-incarnated in the next life as the poor overweight woman in the party dress.Can you imagine how brutally shes treated each day?
If I see Warner's ugly wife one more time...
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This is really some of the funniest stuff that I have read in a long time. And that pix that Mr Smooth posted was right on time. I think that now that she is married to a millionaire, she could try to change her image a little. I really thing that she could make her self look better if she wanted, then again maybe she likes going around looking like a dyke.
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This is really some of the funniest stuff that I have read in a long time. And that pix that Mr Smooth posted was right on time. I think that now that she is married to a millionaire, she could try to change her image a little. I really thing that she could make her self look better if she wanted, then again maybe she likes going around looking like a dyke.
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For the first time ever, while reading anything at my computer, I actually bust out laughing at something!
That was some funny shit!
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gardenweasel said:
For the first time ever, while reading anything at my computer, I actually bust out laughing at something!
That was some funny shit!
how many of YOU.....
how many of YOU.....
would have a level of class this high?
In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working when a new
voice
> came over the speaker asking for a carry out at check register 4.
Kurtis
was
> almost finished, and wanted to get some fresh air, and decided to
answer
the
> call. As he approached the check-out stand a distant smile caught his
eye,
> the new check out girl was beautiful. She was an older woman (maybe
26,
and
> he was only 22) and he fell in love.
>
> Later that day, after his shift was over, he waited by the punch clock
to
> find out her name. She came into the break room smiled softly at him,
took
> her card punched out, then left. He looked at her card, BRENDA. He
walked
out
> only to see her start walking up the road.
>
> Next day, he waited outside as she left the supermarket, and offered
her a
> ride home. He looked harmless enough, and she accepted. When he
dropped
her
> off, he asked if maybe he could see her again, outside of work. She
simply
> said it wasn't possible. He pressed and she explained she had two
children
> and she couldn't afford a baby-sitter. He offered to pay for the
> baby-sitter. Reluctantly she accepted his offer for a date for the
following
> Saturday.
>
> That Saturday night he arrived at her door only to have her tell him
that
she
> was unable to go with him. The baby-sitter had called and canceled.
To
which
> Kurtis simply said, "Well, lets take the kids with us."
>
> She tried to explain that taking the children was not an option, but
again
> not taking no for an answer, he pressed. Finally Brenda, brought
him
inside
> to meet her children. She had an older daughter who was just cute
as a
bug,
> Kurtis thought, then Brenda brought out her son, in a wheelchair, he
was
born
> a paraplegic with down syndrome. Kurtis asked Brenda, "I still
don't
> understand why the kids can't come with us?" Brenda was amazed.
Most men
> would run away from a woman with two kids, especially if one had
> disabilities. Just like her first husband and father of her
children did.
>
> That evening Kurtis and Brenda loaded up the kids, went to dinner and
the
> movies. When her son needed anything Kurtis would take care of him.
When
he
> needed to use the rest room, he picked him up out of his chair, took
him,
> brought him back. The kids loved Kurtis. At the end of the
evening,
Brenda
> knew this was the man she was going to marry and spend the rest of her
life
> with. A year later, they were married and Kurtis adopted both of
her
> children. Since they have added two more kids.
>
> So what happened to the stock boy and check out girl? Well, Mr. &
Mrs.
Kurt
> Warner, now live in St. Louis, where he is employed by the St. Louis
Rams
and
> plays quarterback.
>
how many of YOU.....
would have a level of class this high?
In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working when a new
voice
> came over the speaker asking for a carry out at check register 4.
Kurtis
was
> almost finished, and wanted to get some fresh air, and decided to
answer
the
> call. As he approached the check-out stand a distant smile caught his
eye,
> the new check out girl was beautiful. She was an older woman (maybe
26,
and
> he was only 22) and he fell in love.
>
> Later that day, after his shift was over, he waited by the punch clock
to
> find out her name. She came into the break room smiled softly at him,
took
> her card punched out, then left. He looked at her card, BRENDA. He
walked
out
> only to see her start walking up the road.
>
> Next day, he waited outside as she left the supermarket, and offered
her a
> ride home. He looked harmless enough, and she accepted. When he
dropped
her
> off, he asked if maybe he could see her again, outside of work. She
simply
> said it wasn't possible. He pressed and she explained she had two
children
> and she couldn't afford a baby-sitter. He offered to pay for the
> baby-sitter. Reluctantly she accepted his offer for a date for the
following
> Saturday.
>
> That Saturday night he arrived at her door only to have her tell him
that
she
> was unable to go with him. The baby-sitter had called and canceled.
To
which
> Kurtis simply said, "Well, lets take the kids with us."
>
> She tried to explain that taking the children was not an option, but
again
> not taking no for an answer, he pressed. Finally Brenda, brought
him
inside
> to meet her children. She had an older daughter who was just cute
as a
bug,
> Kurtis thought, then Brenda brought out her son, in a wheelchair, he
was
born
> a paraplegic with down syndrome. Kurtis asked Brenda, "I still
don't
> understand why the kids can't come with us?" Brenda was amazed.
Most men
> would run away from a woman with two kids, especially if one had
> disabilities. Just like her first husband and father of her
children did.
>
> That evening Kurtis and Brenda loaded up the kids, went to dinner and
the
> movies. When her son needed anything Kurtis would take care of him.
When
he
> needed to use the rest room, he picked him up out of his chair, took
him,
> brought him back. The kids loved Kurtis. At the end of the
evening,
Brenda
> knew this was the man she was going to marry and spend the rest of her
life
> with. A year later, they were married and Kurtis adopted both of
her
> children. Since they have added two more kids.
>
> So what happened to the stock boy and check out girl? Well, Mr. &
Mrs.
Kurt
> Warner, now live in St. Louis, where he is employed by the St. Louis
Rams
and
> plays quarterback.
>
You just don't get it do YOU.....BEAUTY is not tits and ass....it's
in your head.........and you're an air head.........
in your head.........and you're an air head.........
gene siskel had a chance
gene siskel had a chance
to date mrs warner`s sister.....but he took the easy way out.
gene siskel had a chance
to date mrs warner`s sister.....but he took the easy way out.
Billy IM with you MONEY and BEAUTY will not make you happy.
personally I think there is nothing wrong with the way she looks.
IM sure everyone that has written on this topic is a real prize
personally I think there is nothing wrong with the way she looks.
IM sure everyone that has written on this topic is a real prize
clubfoot, your character is showing it's ass....i will not crawl down
to your level...miserable people spend their entire life trying to
bring misery to everyone else....i do not choose that path...i dwell
on the positive....truth is, if you met Mr. and Mrs. Warner, you
would not blurt out such trash....but because you have such a
rotten attitude towards life in general and yourself in particular,
you will never get it......
to your level...miserable people spend their entire life trying to
bring misery to everyone else....i do not choose that path...i dwell
on the positive....truth is, if you met Mr. and Mrs. Warner, you
would not blurt out such trash....but because you have such a
rotten attitude towards life in general and yourself in particular,
you will never get it......
agree BILLY, the people that knock warners wife or anybodys wife are WEAK LONELY COWARDS. i have more respect for women than that. i'd bet they wouldn't say it to warner face to face. they obviously are depressed men. their wifes must have cheated on them numerous times. or they have never been able to get a women. this has left them bitter. and they must be a failure at handicapping too. because they spend more time degrading women then talking about capping. i hope they clean up this web sight. and leave it to decent respectable people who wish to talk about important issues & capping. i said before i was sorry about butting in. but enough is enough. i'm sure after my post i'll get to hear how DANGEROUS EVERYBODY IS. but rest assured. i'm not impressed. or worried.
IT WAS A JOKE. IF YOU DIDN"T LIKE IT I'M So SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some of you are now getting rediculous. I guess it's like a train wreck. You don't want to read it or see it but you still can't keep yourself from reading it. Right Smoke? I know that I have enough of a life that if I don't like a topic I will stay away from reading it. As for cleaning up this website, I'm sorry you feel that way it wasn't my intention to start trouble. Won't due it again as a matter of fact I'm outta here. Done posting. I may still brouse once in awhile, because some people have some knowledge and humor,but I don't need to be aggrivated.:thefinger
Seems like the website was fine before you and your 46 posts came in, Smoke. If all you want out of the site is quality handicapping, then why in the hell are you still in this post or in a post labeled "Post the hottest chick." You say that everyone who has a barb on Warner's wife hates women, it sounds to me more like you hate yourself.
sorry some are upset
sorry some are upset
was an attempt at humor...if some ugly wife jokes are the worst thing the millionaire and his spouse endure in this life,he`s way ahead of the game....most of the guys on here can take a joke,and also take some criticism....lighten up....we all have much more serious shit to deal with in our lives.....good luck on sunday......
sorry some are upset
was an attempt at humor...if some ugly wife jokes are the worst thing the millionaire and his spouse endure in this life,he`s way ahead of the game....most of the guys on here can take a joke,and also take some criticism....lighten up....we all have much more serious shit to deal with in our lives.....good luck on sunday......
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