Jord20's Aussie Open

[kickserv]

Not a great start.

Hit stepanek +2.5 again and a bit on +345

Step is one of the biggest dicks on tour, but I will say in his decades on tour he's smashed some top notch pussy.

And that concludes my analysis on your selection.

 

[Jord20]

Haha - love it. Tennis players rake.

If he can't win a set here, I will start capping off court personalities


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[kickserv]

Hit stepanek +2.5 again and a bit on +345

Jord is not happy with the Stepanek right now, nope not happy at all.

 

[kickserv]

This only pays 2-1, but I don't see how it loses unless DY can't take a set of Kohl...

Basketball #508 Boston Celtics -575 for Game
Basketball #518 Golden State Warriors -1700 for Game
Basketball #523 Virginia Commonwealth -650 for Game
Basketball #555 Illinois State -700 for Game
Tennis #8163 Donald Young +2? -265 for Game
Tennis #8169 Roberto Bautista Agut -1600 for Game
Tennis #8661 Karolina Pliskova -1700 for Game
Tennis #8676 Agnieszka Radwanska -705 for Game

You jinxed yourself, Young fucked it up for you, why did you mention his name, total jinx:facepalm:

 

[kickserv]

Monfils/zverev/aga/Whittington +2.5

Whittingham +2.5 -200 and +225

Jord will not be inviting Andrew Whittington over for dinner anytime soon. I was very close to playing Andrew Whittington on the game spread but backed off at last second. I thought Dr. Ivo would be exhausted from his last match, I guess he wasn't.

 

[Jord20]

Not only did none of my potential upsets win, but none of them even won a set. Very bad day for Jord20.

Zverev kept me afloat a bit because I tied him in a bunch of things - but yikes that was ugly.

Kick - how do I sign up for the seminar?!



I'm not done yet - going to find some fucking winners tonight. F this

 

[kickserv]

Kick - how do I sign up for the seminar?!

Contact Thong for the details, he takes care of all my potential clients.

 

[Jord20]

Just Seppi big for me tonight and Jaziri normal

 

[kickserv]

Just Seppi big for me tonight

#bigseppi
#thumbsupseppi
#chalkwinner
#allaboutseppi

Note: kickserv has Seppi in a parlay.

 

[THE_THONG]

Kick - how do I sign up for the seminar?!

fedex me hot krispy kreme donuts to this bitcoin address:

1F1tAaz5x1HUXrCNLbtMDqcw6o5GLj6mfBsbifRoD4miY36vNn4xqX

then go stand outside your door on the coldest night of the year and wait until you get confirmation :SIB

 

[kickserv]

fedex me hot krispy kreme donuts to this bitcoin address:

1F1tAaz5x1HUXrCNLbtMDqcw6o5GLj6mfBsbifRoD4miY36vNn4xqX

then go stand outside your door on the coldest night of the year and wait until you get confirmation :SIB

yep, sounds about right.

 

[Jord20]

Barty -140
Evans +140
Lacko +2.5 +200


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[Jord20]

Zverev +200 tomorrow. Yup


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[kickserv]

Just Seppi big for me

Seppi at -135 odds wins.......Jord is a happy camperx20:x32::0065

 

[kickserv]

Zverev +200 tomorrow. Yup

23 minute ban for not saying what Zverev it is.

 

[Jord20]

23 minute ban for not saying what Zverev it is.

Considering one is playing right now and only one of them is +200 tomorrow - think it's fairly obvious. I appeal the ban


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[Jord20]

Seppi at -135 odds wins.......Jord is a happy camperx20:x32::0065

I will be happy when my boy Zverev takes down Rafa tomorrow.


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[kickserv]

Considering one is playing right now and only one of them is +200 tomorrow - think it's fairly obvious. I appeal the ban

One of the brothers in Mixed, just sayin'

 

[Jord20]

Gosh, I've been horrific this tourney...

Love RBA today, but I don't want Kick to get mad at me for laying 205. May have to anyhow. May lay a set and half at -105

Or throw him in a bunch of pars. Or both.

 

[kickserv]

Love RBA today, but I don't want Kick to get mad at me for laying 205.

You are becoming a wise man.