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all the while the best line at the book read....
How soon will agent and S-Love
get married?
Before 12/31/06 -2000
After 12/31/06 +1800
So all the madjackers placed a few dimes on "before" and then....
How soon will agent and S-Love
Before 12/31/06 -2000
After 12/31/06 +1800
So all the madjackers placed a few dimes on "before" and then....
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next thing you know, Beantownjim shows up with a caps lock key stuck in his forehead and says...
ANYONE WHO DOESN'T THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY, IF YOUR DAUGHTER SHOWED UP WITH ALLEN IVERSON, BEN WALLACE, DENNIS RODMAN OR S-LOVE, WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS........At this point, the boys at the Irish Social Club........
saw this lady walking 2 little faggot dogs and her husband; all 3 had designer leashes and little designer I'm with Stupid t-shirts. The lady was yelling something in Czech that sounded like "Damnit Jonnie stop chasing the squirrels" Unfortunately, Jonnie broke loose of the leash and proceeded to chase the squirrels up on the roof of some guy's house. Then this middle-aged guy comes out of the house, shotgun in hand, and...
saw s-love and agent engaging in some lewd acts and said, "beantown jim bring out the gimp, we're going to have ourselves some fun."
and then................
and then................
the Gimp proceeded to wax the Czech broad's ass, while Beantownjim started shooting at Koko and Kiki, thinking they were squirrels. But then some Russian dude came out of his house and yelled-
"Jeem- dose are not squirrels you be shooting dat, they're....
"Jeem- dose are not squirrels you be shooting dat, they're....
clamped onto each of Yuri's testicles. Yuri screamed in agony, while Beantownjim proclaimed, "Serves you right you commy cocksucka". Amidst all of the commotion, some N i g e r i a n started walking off with Beantownjim's lawnmower. Then...
Ken Reeves shows up and says "Coolidge, give that racist mother phucker his lawnmower back." In the meantime, Beantownjane and Mrs. Kneifl meet for the first time and.......
they started arguing about which of their spouses was more stupid. Jane said "I'm with Stupid" while Mrs K fired back, "No, I'm with Stupid". They started kicking, biting, pulling hair, while Jim, Jonnie, Yuri, and Coach Reeves start yelling CATFIGHT. But then things really got out of hand. Johnny Knockdown came running down the street and...
and unknowingly steps in some fresh concrete. Some big guy named Blockhead jumps out of his cement truck and start chasing Johnny Knockdown. As they run by Beantownjim, he sticks out his foot and trips Blockhead and say "what you gonna do now you oversized gorilla". Blockhead tries to get to his feet but..........
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is overwhelmed by the amount of backhair that he notices, :scared and all he can do is....
Johnny Knockdown gave s-love a protein shake of his own :jerkit: :chew: :142hump: :s8: S-Love was all worked up with emotion
he returned the favor and then.....
some guy named Dogface shows up and says" boys, you haven't seen anything, let me show you some of my ropes." Obvioulsy impressed, S-Love starts to.......
still had plenty enough ropes left for both Mrs Kneifl land Jane ater that night, as he had watchedThe Dogface Ropes Course Instructional Series video earlier that morning. The video shows Dogface and Kosar enagaged in a variety of exercises designed to..
