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MadJack

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I have to fix this sleep schedule of mine.

At least it's beer day....... but I'm having vodker.

Ever since I semi bragged that we haven't had any snow, it snowed all week. Now I can control weather too.
 

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That's golf weather. :0003


I refuse to play this time of year.....:0008

Februarys Rules are in affect in Maine....

1) no snowmobiles in the fairway
2) no snow blowers on putting greens
3) replace your ice divots
4) all players must register with local Game Wardens before play
5) To allow for faster play, all Snow Shoe Players must allow Snowmobile Players through unless using a two stroke engine
6) Snowball & Ice Chunk fight will not be tolerated
7) Contact Ranger if anyone in your party is lost in a snow drift
 

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I refuse to play this time of year.....:0008

Februarys Rules are in affect in Maine....

1) no snowmobiles in the fairway
2) no snow blowers on putting greens
3) replace your ice divots
4) all players must register with local Game Wardens before play
5) To allow for faster play, all Snow Shoe Players must allow Snowmobile Players through unless using a two stroke engine
6) Snowball & Ice Chunk fight will not be tolerated
7) Contact Ranger if anyone in your party is lost in a snow drift

Plus the cart girls aren't delivering beer. Sheese!
 

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Plus the cart girls aren't delivering beer. Sheese!


My recliner is in the living is right beside a window.....I placed a chair outside the window so I can stick my beers on to stay cold and to cut down on needless walking to the kitchen.....last night I had to drink my beers in under 17.5 mins to avoid freeze up on my next beer.....bring one in, set one out....I call it beer me beer me.....I placed my warm Power Ade outside and it froze in 48 mins....I need to find some sort of warming glass for my Whiskey....This has nothing to do with your comment but I thought I'd share it anyways......:0008
 

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My recliner is in the living is right beside a window.....I placed a chair outside the window so I can stick my beers on to stay cold and to cut down on needless walking to the kitchen.....last night I had to drink my beers in under 17.5 mins to avoid freeze up on my next beer.....bring one in, set one out....I call it beer me beer me.....I placed my warm Power Ade outside and it froze in 48 mins....I need to find some sort of warming glass for my Whiskey....This has nothing to do with your comment but I thought I'd share it anyways......:0008

Appreciate that.

Not only are you a witty guy but you have good survival instincts. :0008
 

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My recliner is in the living is right beside a window.....I placed a chair outside the window so I can stick my beers on to stay cold and to cut down on needless walking to the kitchen.....last night I had to drink my beers in under 17.5 mins to avoid freeze up on my next beer.....bring one in, set one out....I call it beer me beer me.....I placed my warm Power Ade outside and it froze in 48 mins....I need to find some sort of warming glass for my Whiskey....This has nothing to do with your comment but I thought I'd share it anyways......:0008

Now all you need to do is figure out a way to keep from having to get up to go piss. If you figure that one out please do post it! :0008
 
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