Yea, well where were you yesterday when the beloved Agent almost got taken for 2300 in the Jonh Daly thread? Tell me, where were you? Kenny Cook was going to go postal on him, after taking him behind the woodshed for a little manscaping....
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Yea, well where were you yesterday when the beloved Agent almost got taken for 2300 in the Jonh Daly thread? Tell me, where were you? Kenny Cook was going to go postal on him, after taking him behind the woodshed for a little manscaping....
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It's a synonym for "a guy that fucks you out of your ride". You know, something like takes your rail pass, repossesses your car, etc...:shrug:explain? wtf is a metro sexual kurby
Hope that helps,
FDC
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congratulations on using the gay-est smiley face on the site.
Congratulations again for being confident enough in your sexual member to brag about its size on a male dominated sports board.
It's not gay, really.
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Metrosexual ..... a portmanteau of metropolitan and heterosexual, is a neologism of the 2000s that refers to a heterosexual man (especially one living in a post-industrial, capitalist culture) that has a strong concern for his appearance or a lifestyle that displays attributes stereotypically associated with homosexual men. Debate surrounds the term's use as a theoretical signifier of sex deconstruction and its associations with consumerism.
he exfoliates. ..he gets manicures....he gets pedicures. ...he gets facials( )....he gets his hair done every two weeks.....he accessorizes...
he loves cooking complex dishes. ..he?s a refined, evolved, sensitive guy....
/somebody set off some stink bombs and clear this damned thread out.....
)....he gets his hair done every two weeks.....he accessorizes...he loves cooking complex dishes. ..he?s a refined, evolved, sensitive guy....
/somebody set off some stink bombs and clear this damned thread out.....
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have you ever consciously avoided wearing white before memorial day?...if not,you`re o.k....
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Wife phucking loved this!
She says, "You pussy! Need to use hot wax!!!!"
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Nick, I'm still rollin'!!!!!!
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Who ever it is that I know that plucks his sack is going to never live it down.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Hope that helps,
FDC
Hope that helps,
FDC
I will definetely keep that in mind, guess I can see where you wouldnt want to know about my balls.
I just thought when Im ready to play a little skin flute I can appreciate Jakes silky smoothness, im sure you guys that have women must like them to keep it nice and groomed so its not like going to Vietnam when your down there.
