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have you ever consciously avoided wearing white before memorial day?...if not,you`re o.k....

kurby I dont wear white that often, just button down shirts to work or a t-shirt in the summer...I dont think I would classify myself as a metro sexualkurby
 

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I will definetely keep that in mind, guess I can see where you wouldnt want to know about my balls.

I just thought when Im ready to play a little skin flute I can appreciate Jakes silky smoothness, im sure you guys that have women must like them to keep it nice and groomed so its not like going to Vietnam when your down there.

I wouldn't worry about what anybody here likes, Chief........... Squaw, Sascrotch, whatever it is that you guys call each other when you aren't on the job.............or knob.........or whatever might be the case. You can't get too wrapped around what the guys here tell yo...okay that didn't come, shit(the unpacked kind), out right. I mean, it will drive you nu...... okay, nevermind that you are already on those. What I am trying to say is sometimes these guys can be a pain in the as........ okay well, you're already there to. Anyway, fuck th........., no forget I said that. Look, just because somebody tells you that they don't want to hear about you being Greek doesn't mean you have quit letting Thad cane pole for carp in that farm pond you call a sphincter or quit talking about your "boys only" treehouse. Say whatever you want Elton, in between facials of course. Okay. good talking with ya, I need to go shower and you need to bleach your glory hole.

Hope that helps,
FDC
 

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i`m a "retrosexual"....it's been a while since i've done it and i'd kinda` ike to do it again some day for old times sake.......
 

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I wouldn't worry about what anybody here likes, Chief........... Squaw, Sascrotch, whatever it is that you guys call each other when you aren't on the job.............or knob.........or whatever might be the case. You can't get too wrapped around what the guys here tell yo...okay that didn't come, shit(the unpacked kind), out right. I mean, it will drive you nu...... okay, nevermind that you are already on those. What I am trying to say is sometimes these guys can be a pain in the as........ okay well, you're already there to. Anyway, fuck th........., no forget I said that. Look, just because somebody tells you that they don't want to hear about you being Greek doesn't mean you have quit letting Thad cane pole for carp in that farm pond you call a sphincter or quit talking about your "boys only" treehouse. Say whatever you want Elton, in between facials of course. Okay. good talking with ya, I need to go shower and you need to bleach your glory hole.

Hope that helps,
FDC

ROFL...:142smilie
 

fatdaddycool

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If someone is nice enough to smooch my nether regions, the least I can do is make sure she doesn' gag on pubic hair. . . . geesh

I agree. I don't want the ole gal to look like she is wearing pubic hoodie while she is pleasuring me. Besides, my pants fit better.


Hope that helps,
FDC
 

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I used to shave a girls a-hole but that story is for another time.


I wasn't going to comment but I've been with a high number of ladies and I've never run across one that had enough hair to shave. I really am about as sick as I can be right now.

To the orginal question-Yeah I shave them, have since 94 and ever girl I've ever been makes a big deal about it. It's just cleaner. I guess if you're not expecting a lady to be down there then it's no big deal but I do so I like to look nice.
 

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Hope that helps,
FDC

Jesus, do you ever shut up?











:)
 

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funny topic....my wife does electrolysis & over the years she has gotten phone calls from men who wanted work done in that area.... at first she thought that they were kidding. but after a while she took these calls more serious & of course she told them she wouldn't do it eventhough 1 or 2 calls told her that they would pay double the rate....
 

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I wasn't going to comment but I've been with a high number of ladies and I've never run across one that had enough hair to shave. I really am about as sick as I can be right now.

Well believe me I have ran into many before I decided to get married again. This woman took the cake though. I used to shave her anus because she had some hairs down there that would pull during sex. She loved anal. I would rank her #3 in the freaks I have met in my life.

She liked to stick a glass dildo up her ass as well while having sex. Hell I didn't mind, it felt kinda good actually. Don't knock it till you try it. :142smilie

And when she drank she wanted anal and everything else under the sun. It did not matter when or where. I actually ran her car into a cornfield one night while she was mounting me while I was driving. I couldn't see the damn road. Luckily I was able to drive it out without getting stuck.

But it didn't end there. We pull in my driveway around 2am and she proceeds to mount me again and while she is doing this her ass keeps hitting the horn. I finally convince her to go inside the house and she opens the door to the car and falls right in the driveway buck naked and her legs spread wide open. I get out of the car only to see my neighbor accross the street looking out his upstairs window getting an eyeful. I know he was enjoying it because this woman was smoking hot. Damn perve.

I could write a book on this woman to say the least.
 
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