If someone is nice enough to smooch my nether regions, the least I can do is make sure she doesn' gag on pubic hair. . . . geesh
have you ever consciously avoided wearing white before memorial day?...if not,you`re o.k....
If someone is nice enough to smooch my nether regions, the least I can do is make sure she doesn' gag on pubic hair. . . . geesh
I will definetely keep that in mind, guess I can see where you wouldnt want to know about my balls.
I just thought when Im ready to play a little skin flute I can appreciate Jakes silky smoothness, im sure you guys that have women must like them to keep it nice and groomed so its not like going to Vietnam when your down there.
I wouldn't worry about what anybody here likes, Chief........... Squaw, Sascrotch, whatever it is that you guys call each other when you aren't on the job.............or knob.........or whatever might be the case. You can't get too wrapped around what the guys here tell yo...okay that didn't come, shit(the unpacked kind), out right. I mean, it will drive you nu...... okay, nevermind that you are already on those. What I am trying to say is sometimes these guys can be a pain in the as........ okay well, you're already there to. Anyway, fuck th........., no forget I said that. Look, just because somebody tells you that they don't want to hear about you being Greek doesn't mean you have quit letting Thad cane pole for carp in that farm pond you call a sphincter or quit talking about your "boys only" treehouse. Say whatever you want Elton, in between facials of course. Okay. good talking with ya, I need to go shower and you need to bleach your glory hole.
Hope that helps,
FDC
If someone is nice enough to smooch my nether regions, the least I can do is make sure she doesn' gag on pubic hair. . . . geesh
kurby I dont wear white that often, just button down shirts to work or a t-shirt in the summer...I dont think I would classify myself as a metro sexualkurby
I used to shave a girls a-hole but that story is for another time.
I used to shave a girls a-hole but that story is for another time.
I used to shave a girls a-hole but that story is for another time.
I used to shave a girls a-hole but that story is for another time.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Hope that helps,
FDC
I used to shave a girls a-hole but that story is for another time.
didn't the army use agent orange for exfoliation back in 'nam?
/weasel ducks
I wasn't going to comment but I've been with a high number of ladies and I've never run across one that had enough hair to shave. I really am about as sick as I can be right now.
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