Michael-J-Bird in tha HOUSE!!!
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Hey fatdaddycool, You have done a brilliant job of taking bit's and pieces of a post to suit the sinister opinion you seem to have of me. You say thing's like "I mean you no harm",and "Welcome back and good luck" then blast away at me with degradeing comments. You say "You are not aware of any name calling" and "Nor do you believe you slandered me in any way" then you call me a "common braggart",you say my post "reeks of bravado" you use terms as "bragggadocio", "somewhat arrogant", you say I'm not a true capper,and call my post an "effigy". Yeah, your a great guy. May I remind you I'm not the guy pouring the concrete at your house,in which I'm sure you are paying to do so,and I'm not your mailman who has a job to deliver your coupons. My information here is free, and I take my time to help other's out. It's great when a guy like yourself waste my time away from capping to resond to your remarks that are totally uncalled for.I don't know why you appointed yourself "chief posting marshall" in my thread. If you don't like what I have to say,ignore it.I've never jumped into your business before, so I'll ask that you not jump into mine.
The funniest thing about all this,is you call me arrogant, and you say "YOU are the CHI TOWN HUSTLER" and call yourself
FATDADDYCOOL
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The funniest thing about all this,is you call me arrogant, and you say "YOU are the CHI TOWN HUSTLER" and call yourself
FATDADDYCOOL
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Here is why he is called Fatdaddycool
http://www.luxuryrealestate.com/bin/texhtmlSelector.pl?form=jblp.all.nf&key=613
What a mansion..$45 Million, are you kidding me, check out the other pics...
http://www.luxuryrealestate.com/bin/texhtmlSelector.pl?form=jblp.all.nf&key=613
What a mansion..$45 Million, are you kidding me, check out the other pics...
Dear MJB,
Your response to me is a little bit harsh don't you think. Besides the hypocritical remark at the beginning,
Look champ, I am truly sorry if you don't know what effigy means, or braggadocio, or bravado and don't personally care whether you do or not, but I will tell you this when someone says your post reeks of bravado that doesn't mean you personally reek of anything. May I suggest you re-read the post and you will see that the only thing I was talking about is the way you presented yourself.
There was no need for an introduction. There is no need to speak of you being in an elite group of cappers. Absolutely no reason to tell everyone how good you are. You can sit here and turn this into some personal issue till you are blue in the face and it still won't change the point or the fact that you seem to be remiss to admit, you came in, announced your triumphant return to the masses to help us less fortunate and seemingly inept cappers to give us your pearls of wisdom. When in reality you never really left did you J-Bird? You lurked for a few days, saw that some people spoke up on your behalf and you scheduled a victory parade. Fine. Don't get your feathers ruffled when you get called on it.
Chi-Town Hustler is a common nickname that Chicagoans assume when transplanted to another area of the nation. Fatdaddycool came from my daughter when I kiddingly told her I wanted to start a "gangsta rap" group with a couple of buddies of mine and she suggested the aforementioned name. That was ten or eleven years ago, it has stuck since.
If I have left my message somewhat unclear to its context feel free to let me know. I would say that I look forward to your reply, but with so many people on eggshells awaiting your posts on a sport that will soon go into hibernation with only one game remaining I am sure you are extremely busy. Good day Mike.
FDC
Your response to me is a little bit harsh don't you think. Besides the hypocritical remark at the beginning,
is unbelievable. The quotes I extracted from your post consisted of a total of 32 lines of text, which I did purposely so as not to be accused of taking things out of context. To which you replied the above quote and then went on to quote me a total of 34 WORDS out of an entire page of text. Yet I am the one taking bits and pieces of a story to fit my needs.
Look champ, I am truly sorry if you don't know what effigy means, or braggadocio, or bravado and don't personally care whether you do or not, but I will tell you this when someone says your post reeks of bravado that doesn't mean you personally reek of anything. May I suggest you re-read the post and you will see that the only thing I was talking about is the way you presented yourself.
There was no need for an introduction. There is no need to speak of you being in an elite group of cappers. Absolutely no reason to tell everyone how good you are. You can sit here and turn this into some personal issue till you are blue in the face and it still won't change the point or the fact that you seem to be remiss to admit, you came in, announced your triumphant return to the masses to help us less fortunate and seemingly inept cappers to give us your pearls of wisdom. When in reality you never really left did you J-Bird? You lurked for a few days, saw that some people spoke up on your behalf and you scheduled a victory parade. Fine. Don't get your feathers ruffled when you get called on it.
That right there is the paragraph you seem to be most upset about. Answer me this do you see the word YOU in there being used as a noun? Or is "your" being used as a possessive pronoun, in which I would not be talking about you specifically but something you claim ownership of. No slander, no insults, just what I took away from reading your PUBLIC posting. So don't come back and say "then don't read it" or that I was "being mean" or any more of that crap. The fact is, if you read your post it sounds as if you are looking for a little self affirmation and thanks from all of us. The only one I am indebted to in this forum is M-Jack, as a matter of fact the only one taking a bow should be Jack. It should not, in any case, be someone announcing their return like the second coming of Richard III. Read whatever else you want into it. I think your statements are arrogant and pretentious, yes I do. That is what I meant, that is what I wrote, that is what you read, that is what you should understand, and that is what you should take away from all of this. All that other crap you said is just that, I never once said MJB you are a common braggart, and for the record I don't think you are one. A common braggart is much less pretentious, you my friend are a spectacular braggart.
Chi-Town Hustler is a common nickname that Chicagoans assume when transplanted to another area of the nation. Fatdaddycool came from my daughter when I kiddingly told her I wanted to start a "gangsta rap" group with a couple of buddies of mine and she suggested the aforementioned name. That was ten or eleven years ago, it has stuck since.
If I have left my message somewhat unclear to its context feel free to let me know. I would say that I look forward to your reply, but with so many people on eggshells awaiting your posts on a sport that will soon go into hibernation with only one game remaining I am sure you are extremely busy. Good day Mike.
FDC
ok fatdaddycool (that does crack me up) . I meant know harm to you or anyone else in my thread on my return to the forum. There were some personal insults thrown my way by a couple of other poster's,that had nothing to do with handicapping and that was my reason for leaving.For your information sir, I got along well with 90% of the other people around here ,as evident in the post I'm referring to.I was also in contact with Madjack himself and a couple of other member's through private e-mails.I was encouraged by the fact that the personal attack's were going to be dealt with around here. I do love the forum ,and appreciate Jack for having it,and me. You came from out of nowhere to attack me,when I've never had any dealing with you whatsoever. You call me out,by namecalling,pointing out typo's,and petty accusation's. If people go back and read the thread in it's entirety,I think they would agree.In the meantime you have your own typo's in your post(I think you should go back and edit them by the way) and you try to use big words to show everyone how intellegent you are.You know they say thing's bother us in other people that we don't like about ourselves.I think your post show's why you have such a dislike for me.So let me see if I can break it down to you so you will understand it. I get tickled at the thought of you writhing in front of that screen,counting my lines and counting your letter's.I've really enjoyed your post especially the peroration's.The pernicious words you use,have a most malodorous tone,which show me just how persnickety you can be.I've come to the conclusion your nothing more than a kvetch.Now maybe I said all that in a way you and only you can understand it.
One last thing ,I love the way you explain the name you have given yourself. But if it were true it would be Phatdaddycool.I personally think you made up the story.But whatever it takes to make you feel good about yourself.
One last thing ,I love the way you explain the name you have given yourself. But if it were true it would be Phatdaddycool.I personally think you made up the story.But whatever it takes to make you feel good about yourself.
fdc - defense is superfluous when when the presumption of res ipsa loquitor lays the foundation of the case.
mjb - writing with words unaccompanied by personal familiarity never works - it only makes one sound like a guy from little rock with a thesaurus.
mjb - writing with words unaccompanied by personal familiarity never works - it only makes one sound like a guy from little rock with a thesaurus.
loophole said:
Loop, LOL!
I love the grand re-entry speeches almost as much as the 'i'm never posting here again' farewell gems. They crack me up, especially when they're peppered with plenty of self-promotion. IOW- this is one of the best!
loophole said:
that pretty funny loop. :argue: :lol:
Oh I almost forgot
:gf: :nutkick :nutkick
Scott King of Dogs
michaeljbird said:
MJB,
You are a gas dude, I really like you. It really is too bad you and I got off on the wrong foot. In deference to your earlier post I have to point out that I am quite happy that you took the time to go look up what you call "big" words. Fine job my friend, only one little snag that I can see and that is of course that you chose words that are somewhat less than apropos (not meant as homework it means relevant). Perorations? You especially liked the ends or the rhetorical part of the discourse, oops more homework for you sorry. Pernicious? Do you have any idea what that means, what did you look up mean or destructive in the thesaurus and that was your best choice. You need to sit down with the dictionary my friend and the first thing you should look up is "practical application"!
Due to the nature of your reply I have decided in order to make amends for all the cruelties and wrongdoings and whatever else you say I have lain upon your psyche, I will no longer use those mean old "big words" and try to do a little "dumbing down" if you will.
I don't hate you dude, its just that well you know dude i was jus tryin to tell you that makin this big ole show and sayin all dem things aint cool man. i mean c'mon dude, who cares, look at it this way, being that you are like this really hard hittin capper and like only have 490 posts...dont ya thik it woulda been like a better idea just to you know kinda just start postin agin insted of announcing it in the general forum which you never went into to post picks in before. Im just saying dude,...those general dudes man ...they dont know you dude they dont know the real you dude ...you know the dude that signed on in october and had a decent run for three whole months and now are in line for your own radio talk show. Think about it dude those guys in the general are losers dude. they ain't never seen anyone have THREE WHOLE MONTHS like you did dude. they dont know who you are man. general forum......bro dont even waste your time in there. JUST GO POST YOUR PLAYS.
O.K. you get it now? I didn't make petty accusations, I didn't lead you into total destruction (pernicious loosely translated) or any of that crap. So quit trying to make mountains out of molehills. Take responsibility for your own actions. You wrote Michael j Bird is in tha house, and went on to brag about your self. You even admitted in your own stinking (malodorous- loosely translated, actually means fetid as in foul odor) post for craps sake. My reply was exactly that, I read your post, found it ridiculous and conceited and replied. You don't like it, fine. I would, however, take my words into consideration next time you decide to pull the same stunt again.
Also, the story about my nickname is absolutely true. My daughter is now eighteen and a senior in highschool and we still joke about it. That being said, you calling me a liar did not go unnoticed, nor will it be forgotten. You question my integrity on something so thin as an afterthought, and call me a liar and somehow out of all that you expect people to lay money based upon the decisions you make, yet you haven't made a good one yet as far as I can tell. So I will leave you with this. You post all the picks you want and all the announcements of your whereabouts your little heart desires and I will continue in my opinion of your POSTS.
One more thing.....do not ever call anyone in here a liar again unless you have indisputable proof. I have three times the post you have and been around a helluva lot longer than (not then) you and have never had my integrity questioned. Watch what you say. Learn something from KOSAR's post. Since LOOPHOLE's post is way to deep for you I won't even bring it up.
Loophole, I have to tell you, that is a good one. I took Latin way back in High School and I can't even begin to tell you what res ipsa luquitur means and I am not sure if it is even latin but I will find out. I hope it is good. I am kind of excited now to find out.
Hope this helps J Bird
F (not ph-that tests alkalinity)DC
It 's nice that a couple of you want to join in with fatdaddy on the daily bashing of me.
Loophole - I used the words in my response to fatdaddy because he was trying to talk above my head with his condescending comment to me. No, I don't use those words in my basic vocabulary. I was trying to prove a point. Thank's for throwing in your 2 cents worth,while making jokes about where I live and needing a thesaurus. OH by the way you did misspell res ipsa loquitur ,it's spelled with a u not an o.
Kosar- Anyone can see that you are running to the aid of your friend who just posted a "I'm sorry" thread to you 2 day's ago. That's very admiral of you. I guess one good thing can come out of all this crap. Fatdaddy and yourself can be big buddies now.
Loophole - I used the words in my response to fatdaddy because he was trying to talk above my head with his condescending comment to me. No, I don't use those words in my basic vocabulary. I was trying to prove a point. Thank's for throwing in your 2 cents worth,while making jokes about where I live and needing a thesaurus. OH by the way you did misspell res ipsa loquitur ,it's spelled with a u not an o.
Kosar- Anyone can see that you are running to the aid of your friend who just posted a "I'm sorry" thread to you 2 day's ago. That's very admiral of you. I guess one good thing can come out of all this crap. Fatdaddy and yourself can be big buddies now.
Oh my god, brother if I never read another thing again that statement will have to be the funniest fuhking thing I have ever read......"admiral" of you....."admiral"....and the best part is you write it immediately after correcting loophole...wow....now that is funny.....
You know what MJB I am not bashing you. I am merely trying to point something out to you, sorry you can't see that.
Loophole, I can't figure out what loquitur means, but I figured out the other part so what is it?
Kosar, Are we going steady all of a sudden and noone told me?
exactly ....I don't get the joke and you don't get the point.
Anthony, yea I got it wwas going to reply when I got done playing.
Anthony, yea I got it wwas going to reply when I got done playing.
Hey fatdaddy...you better stop bashing him, man. He might take off again, then we wont win anymore of our bets.:hail
c'mon man...there ya go again. Calm down...just pickin at ya. I think you're a good capper. No need for the intro...I kinda laughed at it. But yea, were cool. Good luck to ya!!
