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yyz

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On the course!
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​​​When Rodgers says...."Fuck you, I'm not losing a game on purpose"
What are they gonna do, fire Aaron Rodgers?:mj07:


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Why would he care? He's getting paid a ridiculous amount of money to do whatever the script calls for.

Listen. I certainly don't expect any of you to cross over, and I really don't care. You go ahead and watch this shit the way you want.
 

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If I might ask, Boxlocks......Why do you wager on boxing, one of the most corrupt things you can wager on?

:popcorn2
 

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You clearly missed the posts about magnets in footballs and remote controls.

Come on get with it:nono:



A field goal drifts from left to right and dudes lose their marbles like they've never heard of swirling winds before

Baker Mayfield throws a few good passes, combined with a couple 50/50 balls that land in Rams hands, and once again marbles are lost. Dudes trying to figure out what just happened like they've never seen a successful 2 minute drive before

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If I might ask, Boxlocks......Why do you wager on boxing, one of the most corrupt things you can wager on?

:popcorn2


I'm glad you asked. The corruption in boxing exists in sanctioning bodies, promoters, judges, referees, etc... not with the fighters and trainers
 

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A field goal drifts from left to right and dudes lose their marbles like they've never heard of swirling winds before

Baker Mayfield throws a few good passes, combined with a couple 50/50 balls that land in Rams hands, and once again marbles are lost. Dudes trying to figure out what just happened like they've never seen a successful 2 minute drive before

:facepalm:


yyz just got hired by the NFL to write scripts for next season, he'll make sure Baker Mayfield understands that he's not allowed to do that again, so yep, problem solved. :0008

Every odd time the players forget their scripts and just go out there and play, it fucks everything up. With yyz's new hire he'll make sure all the players remember their lines and of course drop passes when the script calls for it.

As for the magnets, they will also be in play for next season, so get ready for lots of missed field goals.
 
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Ok ok. Come on. Let’s just pick a winner tonight. Fricken dunkel goes 9-1 and of course when I include his pick in my 6 teamer last night. It ends up being the only loser.

jets or jags ?????
 

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jets or jags ?????

I just pick Greg "The Hammer" Valentine in every game and I seem to always win. And oh yeah, always go with the under when Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake is in play, yes, always.

Hope that helps:0008
 

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I need the script for tonight !!!!! What is it ??? Plzzzzzz


The Jets and Jags are currently practicing together in an underground facility. You know, the weekly dress rehearsal to make sure everyone knows which passes to catch, and which ones to drop, and what not. The script will be released when it's clear that everyone is on the same page
 
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The Jets and Jags are currently practicing together in an underground facility. You know, the weekly dress rehearsal to make sure everyone knows which passes to catch, and which ones to drop, and what not. The script will be released when it's clear that everyone is on the same page


ezpickin, yyz, MrSports, and eeeerock are there doing some last minute re-writes, once things are finalized they will send Slumdog the script.


Note: TouchdownJesus was seen putting magnets into all the Jets footballs, so when they miss the game winning field goal, we know why.
 

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ezpickin, yyz, MrSports, and eeeerock are there doing some last minute re-writes, once things are finalized they will send Slumdog the script.


Note: TouchdownJesus was seen putting magnets into all the Jets footballs, so when they miss the game winning field goal, we know why.

:mj07::mj07::mj07::mj07::mj07::mj07:
 

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Holy crap. Kick. Look at the new guys thread. Mdbasketball. He’s talking about a script ? Maybe ask him how it ends ….
 
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