You're right, Weasel. In the spirit of comraderie, I found this and I thought it might make a nice peace offering. I think you'll like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm5AO4S04r4&feature=related
my computer is dial-up and so infested with spyware and virus that i can`t even whiff youtube....
i have a new computer sitting around waiting for me to find the time and the patience to go through several hours of torture and aggravation to set it up.....
i haven`t reached that place yet....