Pet Peeves

[Bluemound Freak]

Talking to Monk on IM and him leaving me hanging

Having someone talk to me when I'm on the damn phone like I can listen to 3 people.

Getting cut off in a conversation.

Phuckin House Flies! Damn I hate a Fly. :bigun:

Sunburn

A soar Elbow

A skent knee


That's about it

 

[yyz]

- people that have to get right up your ass when standing in line. relax, pal, the line ain't going anywhere. give me at least a foot or two of room. sheese!

Along this theme, are the assholes at a burger joint. You are standing in line, they come sweeping in, and "cut" in front when
the gal says "Next". I no longer tollerate this. I just say, "You can wait your turn....I was here first."


-people that have to 'back-in' to their parking space. wtf is that all about? just pull your car straight in. you'll get a chance to drive in reverse when you leave.

This is acually illeagal here in Wisconsin, but too many dipshits do it anyway. The thing that really gets me, is that the asshole usually doesn't line up right, and is hanging over one of the lines.


-when the plane comes to a stop, EVERYBODY jumps up to get in line and get their shit out of the baggage thingy. relax, folks, the damn door isn't even open yet.

Another one of my major peeves, and I will be seeing it again in two weeks. LET THE PEOPLE IN FRONT GO FIRST! All these fuhkers do, is slow everyone up.

This ties a little bit into this next one:

People who refuse to merge on the highway when signs say, "This lane closed in two miles" Those pieces of shit keep right on motoring along at 80mph, get past all the lemmings in the correct lane, and........(Another pet peeve) Some IDIOT lets them in!!!!!!! FUHK THEM!!!!!!!!! Let them sit, until they run out of gas!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY are the reason traffic is stop and go!!!!!!!! If they would have merged, the open lane would be moving right along.


-when i have to wait for the waitress to bring the damn check. hurry up! i'm in a hurry.

No shit..............When you bring the grub, bring the bill! If I order more, you can add it on!


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More of my own:

• People "getting their groceries" at the gas station.
• People paying for their cigs with loose change.....Try getting a fuhking job, you loser!
• People who pull out infront of you on the highway, when there isn't a car behind you for two miles, and THEN turn about a half mile up the road!
• People who shit their pants, and can't take the blame.

 

[Cartman88]

I can see now that this thread has the potential to become very long .......

I get really pissed off when cyclists are riding 4 wide on the road and make you swerve to miss them.

 

[Cartman88]

I also get fairly upset when the chihuahuas crap on the carpet.

 

[Cartman88]

People who shit their pants and can't take the blame.

LMAO at that one !!

 

[Ripper]

People on cell phones driving slow in the left lane.

Fat people in thongs.

You find out at home your fast food order is wrong.

Rookie pay services.

Business places that have automated phones and it takes forever to talk to someone.

:shrug:

 

[Big Daddy]

1 - Telemarketers calling in the morning.

2 - Telemarketers calling in the afternoon

3 - Telemarketers calling at night

4 - Telemarketers calling me at work

Fuchk you all, you worthless pieces of schitt!!!!!!

(Sorry for the attitude, but these people really piss me off)

 

[Senor Capper]

Idiots who know I have money riding on a game and they root for the opposite team for no fricken reason whatsoever

 

[ssiproop]

Idiots who know I have money riding on a game and they root for the opposite team for no fricken reason whatsoever

Do that to my brother to get under his skin. I email him in the morning for his picks so I can fade him. It works out extremly well for me. I figure we have to keep the money in the family.

 

[AR182]

Big Daddy...Very funny!!I'm with you on these telemarketers,they are real pains.

People who procrastinate.Come on people make a decision already.

People on the checkout line paying for items that total $5.00 with a check.

People cutting you off because they are in a hurry &.
going less than the speed limit.

My ex-wife breathing.

People on a cell phone in a movie theater,driving their car,or while you talking to them & answer a call on their cell & act like you are no longer there.

Senior Capper...I completely agree.I had ex-friends who did this.That is why they are ex-friends.

Close talkers.

People who repeat things over & over again.

Negative people.

People who are front runners.True fans stay with their team win or lose.

My wife asking me questions during a movie.

My ex-wife breathing.

I'm sure I will have more.

 

[fatdaddycool]

My fat lazy ass cat taking a dump in the litter box when I am in the bathroom myself, now I have to sit there with an unbelievable stench of "Seafood Whiskers Delight" wafting through every pore in my body....ugh!

People who get in the right lane and don't turn at the light!

Getting taken off someones ignore list when I worked so hard to get on it!

Thyroid disease

drug testing

politicians

Ar182's ex wife's breathing.....little help for ya bro

 

[giantfandave]

i hate when waiting in line at a local convenience store to buy a cup of coffee and another register opens and the cashier says she'll take someone down hear, the person last in line automatically thinks she's calling them and they run to the newly opened register.

it's funny stopped at a red light and theres a girl next to me in another car looking in the rear view mirror playing with a small part of her hair trying to get it to look just right, and then when they are done they think it looks just perfect, when in all actuality it still looks the same.

also cars driving up the shoulder on the highway during traffic because they are getting off at the next exit which is still 1 mile away.

 

[MadJack]

people that end their questions with "or"

are you eating dinner with us tonight or?

are you coming over tonight or?

are you watching the game or?

"or" fuhkin what?

if the question is over, leave out the OR and if the question isn't complete, finish it.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Jack,
are you going to be able to shrink that picture I sent you for an avatar or..?

 

[MadJack]

fatdaddy :thefinger

 

[Felonious Monk]

Hey Jack, you ever gonna send me that shirt or...?

 

[fatdaddycool]

Jack,
I am here to help, thank you for your support

 

[Phil Turcotte]

TOP number one pet peeve of all time:

You wait in line for five minutes at a fast food restaurant or other type of establishmen with a posted menu/list of services. When the person in front of you finally gets to the front of the line, they arent ready, they need to look and hem and haw and oh gosh what do I get now? Where am I again?

Number two:
Anything related to the New York Yankees.

Three:
The DC Public Works department or whoever is in charge of filling in these car swallowing potholes.

Four:
Calvin Schiraldi (one strike away you rat bastard)

 

[Zoso]

Biggest Pet Peeve: Ignorant people who F*ck with motorcyclists just because the rider is making better time. If you don't like it, buy a motorcycle.

Next time you try to make a rider "flinch", they may very well have their 6-year old daughter on the back of the bike. Now, what if said flinch made the rider hit the back or side of a car and the daughter goes through a windshield! Boy that would be real f*cking funny wouldn't it! You could laugh til you got to a posting forum and bragged to one other "peep" on your intellectual level. Meanwhile, a Mother and Father lost their child and everyone else at said posting forum thinks your a clueless, immature moron!

Everyone, Please be courteous to riders. They don't have a 2-ton cage around them.

Oh, and I hate when I walk through spiderwebs, and it gets all over your face. That would also be a small pet peeve of mine.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Zoso,
I agree that people mess with bikers and I personally don't like it. I also don't like when people have 6 year old kids on the back of a motorcycle and is splitting the lanes of traffic just to make better time. Motorcyclists are bound by the same rules of the road as other vehicles and most should use far better judgement than to do that with a child on board, not saying that messing with them is acceptable because I don't think it is. But a dead 6 year old is quite a stretch from a joke on bulletin board dude.
Not all jokes are good ones and not all are meant.