Pet Peeves

[Bluemound Freak]

Hey Zoso, check this out! I am just KIDDING! It was a joke, have yourself a beer or a J-bird and settle down. Man I am making reference to some jackass that passed me one day and bout took out my mirror and scared the shit out of my girlfriend. I told her I'll bet he would have slowed his ass down if I had opened my door! I never did it and it says no where that I did do it!


And as a matter of fact Mr. Zoso, I do own a Motorcycle! But it is a Dirt bike. Man some of you thin skinned folks need to learn how to laugh.

Hey Fat, thank you for the reply.

 

[JT]

People who don't use their blinkers when changing lanes.
People who use cell phones when driving.
People who pull in front of you when no one is behind you and THEN GO SLOWER THEN YOU.
People who do not speed up when there are a line of cars behind them in the left land of a 2 lane highway to pass a slower vehicle. NOTE TO MORON, A CAR WILL SLOW AUTOMATICALLY TO YOUR PRESET CRUISE CONTROL SPEED.
People who talk or use cell phones during movies.
People who take babies to movies.
Waitresses who after you have ordered coffee never come around. Do we not understand caffine addicts can't have just one???
Waitress who come around to warm up your cup every two minutes. Come on people, find a balance.
Checkers who put a bunch of change on top of your bills with those stupid coupons. Give me bills first, change second, coupon in bag. THANK YOU.
People who chew with their mouth open.
People who are indecisive.
People who are unable to comprehend that you need to move on and can't shut up to end a conversation.
People with those fake laughs who use it all the time.
People who complain about other people complaining. Hey note to Einstien, you just joined the club.
People who can't appreciate sarcastic smart a**es like me with good ol' dry wit. Damn you!
I have more but they are more work related.

 

[TBONEZ0295]

*ss kissers-brown nosers
mothers- fathers who have no control of their children

BlueM I know you were just kidding but I also was waiting for someone that rides to chime in. I DO agree with FDC if my memory serves me correct blueM was talking about the guys who ride on the shoulder (not only illegal but dangerous) and I would have to wonder a little about the parent that would ride on a highway with a 6 yr old don't get me wrong all of my kids have rode (?) but only threw the neighborhood........not on any major highways

 

[Zoso]

Zoso,
I agree that people mess with bikers and I personally don't like it. I also don't like when people have 6 year old kids on the back of a motorcycle and is splitting the lanes of traffic just to make better time. Motorcyclists are bound by the same rules of the road as other vehicles and most should use far better judgement than to do that with a child on board, not saying that messing with them is acceptable because I don't think it is. But a dead 6 year old is quite a stretch from a joke on bulletin board dude.
Not all jokes are good ones and not all are meant.

Fat, The 6 yr old was an extreme example. Doesn't matter if anyone is on the back or not. It could be a newbie rider or a hot chick.
Also, motorcycles are NOT bound by the same rules, check your laws, lane-splitting IS legal in somes states. It's not legal in my state and I've never done it.
I must be consfused, this looked like a pet-peeve thread, not a joke thread.

 

[boilermaker]

Foreigners speaking their foriegn language in front of you. THIS IS AMERICA . Speak the language or go back to where you came from.
Kids sagging their damn pants so low you can see half their boxer shorts. Pull your damn pants up, I don't want to see your underwear.

 

[LARGE]

People who are scared to do something, ie.. they ask me to do it.(ie..would you ask for dir., would you call them)
People who don't speak the truth, or won't tell you what they think. (lie)
people that call you lazy, then sit down to work.
people who listen to your idea, then say " what if we do it this way"
People who call you early in the morning to tell you something, anything.
I have to agree with you about the language thing, they don't speak english, they don't belong.
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO RIPPER "i like my thong" it makes it easy to scratch myself.

 

[AR182]

FatDaddy....Thanks for your help,knew I can count on you(LOL)!

Additional Peeves:

Lazy People

Junk Mail

Bullies

Gossip

Discrimination

Personal attacks on Forums.....Come on people how can you personally attack some one that you don't know.

People who don't know what is,is.

Jealous Yankee Haters...Get over people Steinbrenner plays the game well.He didn't set the rules.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Zoso,
I see your point but come on, I agree it may have been in poor taste but I am quite sure was never meant to offend. All threads are joke threads, unless you are talking about an obit. or request for support. etc..... Don't take everything so serious dude. Especially Bluemound.....lol

 

[TexasBC6]

- People that misuse the word "literally"
- People that always seem to be pissed off about something
- People rearranging or moving my stuff without asking me
- Dogs that won't stop barking
- People that use way too many smilies :moon: :shrug: :thefinger

 

[yyz]

Where is "lane splitting" legal? This seems like a very dangerous thing to be allowed by the DMV

A reminder to all cyclists:

Wear that helmet, shithead!

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

Dumbasses

People who have no clue how to bid on the Price Is Right
Say the first three people bid 400 450 and 500
You HAVE to either bid one dollar or 501
IVE SEEN PEOPLE BID 499 IN THAT SPOT!!!!!!

Non-gamblers who laugh as you lose a game they know you have money on
Dont they realize it just isnt funny????

People who have like 7 kids and cant even afford ONE

my dogs

ill think of some more

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

---basketball players who are down by like 20 points, hit a three, and act like they just won the championship..get back in the game asshole you are still down by 17!! That goe for any sports player too

---trucks ahead of you on a 2 lane road
they are goin like 35mph and you need to be going 60mph to get to work, I never get behind these MFs when Im goin home and not in a hurry

---the fact my wife hates football

---the fact that the later my lil kids goto sleep the earlier they get up WTF is that???

---MY NUMBER ONE PET PEEVE I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW
PUNTERS..How come no one will coffin corner kick the shit anymore??!!?!?!?!?!?!?! say you are at the forty, most punters land that shit in the end zone, or at the 5 and it rolls in the endzone for a touchback. KICK THAT SHIT OUTTA BOUNDS BETWEEN THE 19 AND THE GOALINE. THATS 19 YARDS THAT ARE BETTER THAN THE TOUCHBACK!!!!! Is ANYBODY with me on this one or price is right ones???? They really burn me up

 

[djv]

Someone starts talking to me when im aready on the phone talking to someone else. Dum Chit's.
SOB acrosse the street that cuts the grass once every three weeks.

 

[Dragon]

Drivers that wait until the last minute to pull out in front of you when they could have done so 3 times before they finally decide to. Then they go 20 mph under the speed limit.

People that don't have their money or credit cards ready before they are ready to pay for something they bought.

Family members that decide to pull out frying pans and cook greasy food after you just washed the dishes and cleaned the stove.

Family members that don't spray the nice potpourri in the bathroom after they just stunk it up for 45 minutes.

Neighbors that park in front of your house when they have an empty driveway.

Co-workers that send you an e-mail asking you a question, then walk to your desk immediately after you open it asking you the exact question.


I could go on and on...but I won't. I'm getting pissed as I type this!

 

[VaNurse]

I'm a little late getting in on this but....

I commute 2-1/2 hours each day in the Washington DC area. My pet peeves are related to the drivers I encounter every day.

1) Idiots who don't understand the concept of a merge lane. You know them; they're the ones who enter a highway with a merge lane then immediately stop with their signal on, waiting for someone to stop and let them in. There's still 1/4 to 1/2 mile of merge area but do they utilize it? Hell no! Unfortunately they're always the one in front of me.

2) When attempting to avoid gridlock, I stop at an intersection, before the light, until the way is clear to proceed on through. Invariably, when I stop, the driver from the cross street decides it's his/her right to make their right turn on red, starting a procession from the side street.:nono:

I'm not a hostile person (MJ, you may disagree ), but I can certainly understand road rage after dealing with these a-holes!

 

[Cartman88]

I have found lately that I get really pissed off with people that don't take responsibility for their actions. They spend so long trying to find others to blame they forget the reality that it is their own fault.

 

[Cartman88]

I hate when people over use the word "champion" in sports.

IMO a champion is someone that comes along once every few years and is so special that they make the 2nd best seem 2nd rate eg Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods.

There are thousands of world class elite sports people but they are not all champions.