SEX info and advice wanted!

[marine]

Ok madjackers...
Every so often i tease the ole lady about nailing her in the crapper and giving her a slap on the ass and laughing about it. Half serious... half joking... mainly just looking to get a reaction out of her for shits and grins.

So yesterday on the phone she tells me that if i let HER get a strap on and nail me in the crapper, she will in turn spread cheeks and let me mark my rightful turf!

I kinda wanna do it to her... just cuz, well... I never have before and she is probably the last chance I will ever have. But is it worth the reciprocation?
Do I do it?
I have had a finger or two up the ole bunghole before...no big deal... the doctors office and what not.

So maybe all you freaky liberal p*ssies can tell me what it is like to take it in the crapper and if I should let her try it....

Open to suggestions.

and good dr. freeze... I anxiously await to see you in this thread...

 

[freelancc]

 

[ussrv]

Man I almost pissed my pants reading this. Wow too funny.

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

I feel awful for two hours after taking a good-sized dump, so I can't imagine that that would feel any better.

Not a good trade-off at all in my opinion.

Maybe S-Love would have a more informed opinion.

 

[Penguinfan]

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[Penguinfan]

Re: SEX info and advice wanted!

I have had a finger or two up the ole bunghole before...no big deal... the doctors office and what not.

What not?????????:shrug:

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

Re: Re: SEX info and advice wanted!

Re: Re: SEX info and advice wanted!

What not?????????:shrug:

damn man, you beat me to that one....!!!

sure marine, doctor's office...yeah, that's it.

Here's a piece of advice given by BEANTOWNJIM:

"...the male's g-spot is in his sphincter...."

(remember, i'm just quoting him)

 

[Mickstr68]

I simply cannot believe that this question was posed by Marine!

No way!

 

[S-Love]

Bobbie- maybe your craps wouldn't hurt so bad if you were to have your proctologist remove all the broken Lee press-on nails from your rectum. And tell your boys to use a stronger adhesive!

Sorry can't help with the strap-on question- maybe Bobbie's fiance can recommend a satisfying one

 

[Chopsticks]

Go for it!!!! That should help keep your marriage going strong; at least sexually. Let her play a couple rounds of BUTT DARTS with ya. You guys can alternate giving the monkey the banana. If ya do this, ya gotta come back and tell the rest of the fellas what it's like. Best of luck.

 

[marine]

yea... well... lock yourself in a hotel room in white trash-ville USA for 3 weeks and see where your mind runs!!!
All I do is sit here and look at porn and watch tv and twiddle my diddle.

I did some slight research and from what I can tell it doesn't really HURT anything that would cause problems...
I even saw a few pictures of "in action" shots at various adult websites... everybody sure does look like they are having a good time with it. haahaha

as for the "what not" comments...

Don't tell me you have never been laying pipe while on top of a sweet lil girl and she reached around and popped a finger in yer sphincter!

or,
Hasn't every laid down on their backs in front of a woman and strummed the guitar and right before you "hit that high note" she jams a thumb in yer pooper!

christ... admit it guys... it happens to all of us.

doesn't it?

Also, if i do get to stick it to the wifey... will I have poop on my schnocker when I am done and pull out? I think that would be pretty gross.

 

[THE KOD]

marine

I voted no.

Once you go crap you never go back.


KOD

 

[THE KOD]

Also, if i do get to stick it to the wifey... will I have poop on my schnocker when I am done and pull out? I think that would be pretty gross.

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marine

lets think about this. Is there the possibility of poop being on your snocker ?

Hmmm shithole, place where all poop comes from, hmmmm

naww but maybe you will have some chili with beans on your snocker and you can scrape them off and have them for lunch the next day.

KOD

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

LMOA at this thread

It isnt worth it Marine I would even think twice about it

My advice is to get her drunk enough one night so shell try it or work out another deal with her. When doin her from behind slowly slideyour finger up there and see what she thinks. lol
Any yes you can get a lil brown on yourself but who cares.

 

[ageecee]

This is probably the funniest thread i have read EVER................


My vote would be Yes let her do it although i have never had it done to me..

 

[Pujo21]

I say You should do it ! AND....DO it to while playing " The Arrowhead Chant " that was in the other thread...

OHHHHHHHHH.oh .oh.oh .oh


:lol:

 

[beantownjim]

WHAT THE F-CK AM I READING HERE MARINE ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO TAKE IT UP THE ARSE TO FIND OUT IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT AND YOU WANT SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA I MEAN YOUR WIFE TO DO IT TO YOU.ARE YOU FOR REAL MAN THIS THREAD SHOULD BE LOCKED RIGHT AWAY.IT LOOKS TO ME MARINE LIKE YOU ARE A HOMO YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO GET BONED UP THE ARSE AND THEN YOU WANT TO BANG YOUR WIFE UP THE ARSE THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM YOUR TRYING TO FIND YOUR MANLY SIDE I THINK YOUR QUEER.DO YOU ALSO WATCH MENS FIGURE SKATING MARINE AND THINK ABOUT BONING RUDY GALENDO UP THE ARSE OR IS IT ONLY WITH YOUR WIFE WOW THIS IS ONE SICK DUDE.YOUR LUCKY YOU GOT OUT OF THE MARINES BEFORE THE (DONT ASK DONT TELL QUESTIONS CAME UP OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DISCHARGED FOR BEING A HOMO) IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO GET BONED UP THE ASS MARINE GO TO ANY LOCAL Y.M.C.A. AND BEND OVER FOR THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER ROOM:moon: I CANT BELIEVE I JUST READ THIS SHIT:nono:

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR GAY BROTHER WAS DATING MICHELLE JACKSON,RUPAUL,LITTLE RICHARD,OR OUR MARINE WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS BEND OVER MARINE AND GIVE ME ANAL SGT. FAG

 

[freelancc]

:scared :scared :scared

 

[Captain Crunch]

This is to funny. I am trying to think of what audio would be good to embed into this thread, but I haven't come up with any yet. Any suggestions, I will see what I can do.

The Arrowhead chant scared Jack so I will refrain from using that one!!!!!!

 

[fletcher]

I had to take almost 10 mins to read this thread was laughing so hard my side hurt and had tears in my eyes. Felt like i was back in college smoking the cronic:shrug:

I would have to pass on that one it is a exit not a entrance

HELL SHE COULD COME HOME WITH A 10 INCHER AND SPLIT YOUR STAR FISH

STILL LAUGHING:com: