SEX info and advice wanted!

[Sportsaholic]

And you were saying.....:0003

 

[MadJack]

And you were saying.....:0003

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[hedgehog]

paging biggaycapper



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[marine]

And you were saying.....:0003

am i the one bragging about checking out people's facebook pages and throwing their resumes in the garbage?

 

[Theismann]

I haven't voted yet because I am still on the fence.
First let me say this, before you decide to sit the tailgunner position, keep in mind it is the deadliest. I don't know that I would want the wife crammin the ham, regardless of the payoff.
Also I am not sure if you have ever had a woman in this manner before but the threat of a carmel colored carnal camel crammer is certainly real. To be quite honest with you I would not trade my time with my beads for anything but that is a far cry from a latex man-steak. Dude, by the time she is done it will be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Next thing you know she will want to videotape herself playing prison guard, and you'll be on tape with a blazin raisin:nono:

Then again you might be cat clawed to the ceiling fan shuddering and shaking like Richard Simmons at the St. Patricks Day parade.:moon:

So I am kind of on the fence here......If you want some excitement try to give her a go while shes sleeping I guarantee someone will be getting a-caved that nightmoon1

Let me know how it works out.
FDC

OMFG TEARS :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[Betone]

You can not buy this kind of entertainment :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

I had to take that down. Just looking at it for a minute made me vomit. :mj07:

 

[LetsMakeMoney]

GLTU :facepalm:

 

[redsfann]

I think people are stuffing the ballot box so to speak To see marine get Willie the rubber wonder stick launched into deep space 9.

That thing is a rubber plunger she will pop your capp and pullout all your plumbing from the inside out Then you will have to turn around and see the chocolate banana:nooo:

:142smilie :142smilie

Holy Fuck! I forgot how damn funny this thread was/is. And now knowing that Kosar was Private petey is making me laugh even harder...:mj07:

 

[redsfann]

OH SHIT!!!!

GARVY, SAY IT AIN'T SO, MAN!!!!!

dude, she sucked your blue-veined junket pumper after you gave her a Liberace????

if that ain't LOVE, i don't know what is......

call me a romantic.

by the way Marine....hilarious thread, but i don't know if we all think of you in the same way after this one.....:nono:

and if she does do you anally....(hell, like you'd tell us....)
".....make sure she lubes your 10 inch strap-on real nice and then you procede to jerk your spunk stick at the same time to heighten your orgasm....."

that's another quote from BEANTOWNJIM......


-TORONTO-VIGILANTE, the BTJ quoter.

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[redsfann]

Well I must say, this thread certainly gets the mileage, no pun intended.

Have you decided on the chocolate covered raisin yet?

If so have sizes been discussed?

Of course, you don't plan on iron manning it do you? Use some Emla cream, a topical novocaine type drug, to loosen up the ole brown bottlecap.

I need to point out one more thing, the chances of your girl squirrel, being as large as the latex lumber she is going to give you the ole Rock Hudson with are slim to none.

Also, keep in mind that hers is latex, therefore unable to acheive orgasm. If there is one time where the bride definitely won't be faking one for the team, this is it. She's gonna roll on you like Dom Deluise on last nights meatloaf. Once you crawl to the corner screaming you have nowhere to go.......heeeeeerrrrrreeeeeesssss jjjjjoooooohhhhnnnnnnyyyy.

Just when you think you can't take anymore.......WHAM! here comes another inch.. I would have to go no here.

OMFG! My sides hurt and there are tears rolling down my face. And go Mavs!