SEX info and advice wanted!

[LuckyIrish]

The crapper? Geeezus.

 

[lawtchan]

Marine,

Just give the wifey some AMBIEN CR about 20 minutes before she goes to bed and you could run the cavalry up her
'arse' and she won't remember


Good Luck l

 

[BRUSHMAN]

Dude this is some sick chit....If you want it clean tell her to use a enema...Clean all that chit out!!!!!If you even think about taking it you are done!!!!Just have one of your mates can you!!!!

 

[freelancc]

not this thread again.. :nooo: :nooo: :help:

 

[LuckyIrish]

Yeah you might get some corn on your johnson...nasty!

 

[hm23]

Maybe Marine was really - "In the Navy."

 

[marine]

This thread is officially shut down to all wise cracks from people with less than 500 posts.

And No, I have still have my cherry.

 

[tigerfan]

Bump

 

[ppabart]

Someone got bored :mj07:

 

[hedgehog]

kurby :scared :sadwave:

 

[Axle]

This was some funny shit.....no pun intended...:mj07:

 

[freelancc]

not this thread again.. :nooo: :nooo: :help:

kurby kurby

 

[tigerfan]

This thread makes me laugh all the time - I had no other choice but to bump it to the top.

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

I had seriously never read this thread before, but with all the side comments in other threads I always thought marine was gay. I guess this explains it. :mj07:

 

[Franky Wright]

:SIB Not this 'Shit' again? kurby

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

:0003

 

[MadJack]

:0003

:mj07:

 

[MadJack]

Go for it!!!! That should help keep your marriage going strong; at least sexually. Let her play a couple rounds of BUTT DARTS with ya. You guys can alternate giving the monkey the banana. If ya do this, ya gotta come back and tell the rest of the fellas what it's like. Best of luck.

:mj07:

 

[MadJack]

One thing that I just CAN NOT figure out.. looking at pictures and stuff on the websites... like a chick drilling another chick or something...(in the crapper) they will show it like half in and half out... but it is PERFECTLY CLEAN! How how how! How do they do it?
Insert it into the poop area... pull it out... its just like sticking yourfinger in a jar of peanut butter! SOMETHING has to come back out!

And what if it really hurts when she does it? I mean... I guess I would have totake it doggy style and swallow the pride... but what if it hurts so much Icry? Will my wife think I am a sissy?
I can just see and hear her taunting me 20 years down the road when we sit on the porch and drink lemonade...
"Hey, remember when i popped yer can and youcried like a lil girl?"

One thing I just thought of that might make it a cleaner procedure is an enema. Anybody ever done one of those before? But then again.. how do youget in a romantic mode after jamming a garden hose nozzle up yer pooper?


What kind of mood/scene should I set in the bedroom?
Do I go with soft music and candles before I get it hard and deep?
Or do I go with Nine Inch Nails and put red lights on the lamps and throw steel chains around the bedposts?

The bad part working against me here guys is that she got accidently poked once when she was younger by somebody and she said it hurt and wah wah wah... so if i ever "accidently" tried it... Iwould suffer dearly in the long run.

But all you guys that have popped the can... was it good? Feel any different? Thats what I wanna know! Not, if its gonna hurt when Itake it.. I wanna know if it is really worth it for me to get pleasure... pleasure from other than my prostate massage.



AND who can tell me what "givingn the monkey a banana" means?
:shrug: :shrug:

opcorn2

 

[Betone]

WTF :mj07: :mj07: