A) Just remember to kiss her afterwards
B) I didn't know your surname was Greek
C) Thats a steep fee on the tollbooth for the Hershey Highway
D) At least draw the line at Golden Showers
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A) Just remember to kiss her afterwards
B) I didn't know your surname was Greek
C) Thats a steep fee on the tollbooth for the Hershey Highway
D) At least draw the line at Golden Showers
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Wow, I haven't been around lately and the first thread I read is about Marine making fudge pops...Beanie boy was funny but everybody knows he's a homophobe. Make sure you get to pick out the size of the dildo and you should get some odds.
For every time you take it up the rump you get to give it to her 3 times. Just think of this symbol as a reminder for the odds: :gf:
For every time you take it up the rump you get to give it to her 3 times. Just think of this symbol as a reminder for the odds: :gf:
I am pretty liberal sexually, but I would draw the line at this exchange. Heterosexual men should not take it up the azz. I know that is prejudcial, hypocritcal and politically incorrect. I urge you to say no. You might tell her that if you really liked it, it may cause you to explore options there...that may scare her away.
One thing that I just CAN NOT figure out.. looking at pictures and stuff on the websites... like a chick drilling another chick or something...(in the crapper) they will show it like half in and half out... but it is PERFECTLY CLEAN! How how how! How do they do it?
Insert it into the poop area... pull it out... its just like sticking yourfinger in a jar of peanut butter! SOMETHING has to come back out!
And what if it really hurts when she does it? I mean... I guess I would have totake it doggy style and swallow the pride... but what if it hurts so much Icry? Will my wife think I am a sissy?
I can just see and hear her taunting me 20 years down the road when we sit on the porch and drink lemonade...
"Hey, remember when i popped yer can and youcried like a lil girl?"
One thing I just thought of that might make it a cleaner procedure is an enema. Anybody ever done one of those before? But then again.. how do youget in a romantic mode after jamming a garden hose nozzle up yer pooper?
What kind of mood/scene should I set in the bedroom?
Do I go with soft music and candles before I get it hard and deep?
Or do I go with Nine Inch Nails and put red lights on the lamps and throw steel chains around the bedposts?
The bad part working against me here guys is that she got accidently poked once when she was younger by somebody and she said it hurt and wah wah wah... so if i ever "accidently" tried it... Iwould suffer dearly in the long run.
But all you guys that have popped the can... was it good? Feel any different? Thats what I wanna know! Not, if its gonna hurt when Itake it.. I wanna know if it is really worth it for me to get pleasure... pleasure from other than my prostate massage.
AND who can tell me what "givingn the monkey a banana" means?
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Insert it into the poop area... pull it out... its just like sticking yourfinger in a jar of peanut butter! SOMETHING has to come back out!
And what if it really hurts when she does it? I mean... I guess I would have totake it doggy style and swallow the pride... but what if it hurts so much Icry? Will my wife think I am a sissy?
I can just see and hear her taunting me 20 years down the road when we sit on the porch and drink lemonade...
"Hey, remember when i popped yer can and youcried like a lil girl?"
One thing I just thought of that might make it a cleaner procedure is an enema. Anybody ever done one of those before? But then again.. how do youget in a romantic mode after jamming a garden hose nozzle up yer pooper?
What kind of mood/scene should I set in the bedroom?
Do I go with soft music and candles before I get it hard and deep?
Or do I go with Nine Inch Nails and put red lights on the lamps and throw steel chains around the bedposts?
The bad part working against me here guys is that she got accidently poked once when she was younger by somebody and she said it hurt and wah wah wah... so if i ever "accidently" tried it... Iwould suffer dearly in the long run.
But all you guys that have popped the can... was it good? Feel any different? Thats what I wanna know! Not, if its gonna hurt when Itake it.. I wanna know if it is really worth it for me to get pleasure... pleasure from other than my prostate massage.
AND who can tell me what "givingn the monkey a banana" means?
:shrug: :shrug:
I think it is preety good. You can feel a little bit of a difference, but man if she is gonna say you get it before her, screw it, it aint worth it. But if you do go threw it, my wife sells sex toys, I can try to find something that won't hurt that much. She wanted to know if i wanted to try it up my ass, i said hell no. all in all i think it feels good though to bang her in the ass
Jesus Murphy, I can't believe what I just read...tears are streaming down my face from laughing so hard.
I think that this is just a dream, I will check back tomorrow to make sure.
I think that this is just a dream, I will check back tomorrow to make sure.
you have two options:
1. If you enjoy assuming a bent over position with your elbows on the table and having Dr. Freeze probe around you need a huge tube of lube, some morphine and an appointment with an internist and psychiatrist the next day
2 DO NOT TAKE IT UP THE ASS BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT AND I GUARANTEE YOU IT WILL AFFECT YOUR PSYCHE SEXUALLY FROM HERE ON OUT AND SEX WITH YOUR WIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AND YOU COULD DEVELOP ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS....regardless -- even if you do not develop all kinds of problems -- you will always have this incident in the back of your mind and it could harm your functioning as a man in the future
1. If you enjoy assuming a bent over position with your elbows on the table and having Dr. Freeze probe around you need a huge tube of lube, some morphine and an appointment with an internist and psychiatrist the next day
2 DO NOT TAKE IT UP THE ASS BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT AND I GUARANTEE YOU IT WILL AFFECT YOUR PSYCHE SEXUALLY FROM HERE ON OUT AND SEX WITH YOUR WIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AND YOU COULD DEVELOP ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS....regardless -- even if you do not develop all kinds of problems -- you will always have this incident in the back of your mind and it could harm your functioning as a man in the future
Geez, this is real.
marine, what got in to you man? You need to get your ass back home son.
If you do decide to go with the idea, just make sure not to tell the guys if you know what I mean. LOL
Will you be making a home video?
LMAO
I could just see your face on America's funniest home video's
marine, what got in to you man? You need to get your ass back home son.
If you do decide to go with the idea, just make sure not to tell the guys if you know what I mean. LOL
Will you be making a home video?
LMAO
I could just see your face on America's funniest home video's
Marine,
I voted no.
I am open to alot of things but I think you are on a slipperly slope.
What if you wife likes having a unit and she wants more?
What if the bargining chips were changed to....and you let me strap it on again....
If you must.....
Good luck dude, use some of Peety's Astroglide and buy a small gage "unit" and I guess you will be ok.
I voted no.
I am open to alot of things but I think you are on a slipperly slope.
What if you wife likes having a unit and she wants more?
What if the bargining chips were changed to....and you let me strap it on again....
If you must.....
Good luck dude, use some of Peety's Astroglide and buy a small gage "unit" and I guess you will be ok.
......................................
$29.95 small- mud packer
$39.95 medium-trip down Hershey Highway
$49.95 Backdoor special - Highland Tunnel revisited
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if your crowned up like the king of England it is going to hurt and stink. common sense tells you that. i like the "get her drunk" and try it. while nailin her doggy accidently, slip into Numero Dose, for a few pelvic thrusts. Thatway you can get a sense of smell, feel, and size before you have to commit to having your own mud punched
Well Marine as far as no stains on the dildo in porns. Most actresses will have an enima before shooting an anal scene.
As far as your wife doing it to you. A finger is just that a finger but if you are going to let her strap a dong on and ram it in ya, I sorry but that is a little too much toward being gay! If your gonna do it, just do it. don't make it a public announcement. Now I know why I joined the Army.
As far as your wife doing it to you. A finger is just that a finger but if you are going to let her strap a dong on and ram it in ya, I sorry but that is a little too much toward being gay! If your gonna do it, just do it. don't make it a public announcement. Now I know why I joined the Army.
Seriously the FUNNIEST thread I have ever read on MJ's, EVER!!
If you want a woman's opinion... I think you should let her do it. You want and she wants it. Just do it. I think it can only make you closer not drive you apart. Just my opinion!!
Miss Missy
If you want a woman's opinion... I think you should let her do it. You want and she wants it. Just do it. I think it can only make you closer not drive you apart. Just my opinion!!
Miss Missy
REALITY CHECK...
This is a post about a man taking it in the arse from his wife with a strap on.
DAMN, IS IT FOOTBALL SEASON YET?
This is a post about a man taking it in the arse from his wife with a strap on.
DAMN, IS IT FOOTBALL SEASON YET?
