Smitty's French Open

[Smitty]

guaranteed to be one of the top 3 french open threads or your money back!

time for some fun on the clay. just entered my first tennis contest. $20 entry... 3 players... winner take all ($54). big bucks.

don't like much early with the ladies, but let's start with...

siegemund/shnaider/tauson (+141) 2 units

on the men's side...

zz/moreno de alboran +1.5 sets (+128) 2 units
zz/moreno de alboran +1.5 sets/pedro martinez (+196) 1 unit
moreno de alboran +1.5 sets/pedro martinez (+110) 2 units
MDA (+150) 2 units

ok, it's well past my bedtime so i'm getting a little silly. but let's do this....

zz/mda/pedro/tabilo/altmaier (+846) 1 unit

and, because i can't stop....

zz/siegemund (+131) 3 units

 

[kickserv]

guaranteed to be one of the top 3 french open threads or your money back!

 

[kickserv]

just entered my first tennis contest. $20 entry... 3 players... winner take all ($54). big bucks.

You just bankrupted DraftKings.

 

[Smitty]

You just bankrupted DraftKings.

probably.

maybe you can explain this. it says i currently have no live contests.



same thing when i click on "history." any idea what happened? maybe the contest didn't fill (3 people!) so it was canceled?

kinda weird, because when i first looked at our pga championship contest, the same thing happened, but i went out and came back in and it was there. no such luck this time.

 

[kickserv]

maybe the contest didn't fill (3 people!) so it was canceled?

Yep, you didn't get three people, and it was cancelled, so the money would have been put back in your account.

Thanks for not bankrupting DraftKings, good to see they are still up and running.

 

[kickserv]

Things did not go so well for Smitty on Day 1 of French Open, but thankfully Zhizhen Zhang won, so all is not lost in the world, there is still some joy to be had.

☀️

 

[Smitty]

i'm off to a perfect start!!

0-7 (-13)

just noticed that shnaider lost. wow. glad i wasn't still alive in that parlay.

koepfer (+350) 1 unit
koepfer +1.5 sets (+155) 2 units
koepfer +2.5 sets/TSW (+155) 4 units

burel (+120) 4 units
pera in straight sets/tormo (+111) 2 units

 

[kickserv]

Well things went a tiny tiny bit better for Smitty on Day 2.....he won something....things are looking up

 

[Smitty]

Well things went a tiny tiny bit better for Smitty on Day 2.....he won something....things are looking up

what did i hit? pretty sure i kept my perfect record intact. this is getting ridiculous. i think i'm gonna have to withdraw from the french open.

0-12 (-26 units)

 

[kickserv]

what did i hit?

I was trying to be nice

 

[Smitty]

I was trying to be nice

awwwww... you canadians!

 

[kickserv]

Zhizhen Zhang gets destroyed in the Round of 32's......Smitty is devastated😢

 

[Smitty]

Zhizhen Zhang gets destroyed in the Round of 32's......Smitty is devastated😢

nah, he told me ahead of time he was taking a dive. seriously, how else would the greatest clay court player in history lose to some greek scrub who is only in the tournament because he's banging paula badosa?

 

[kickserv]

nah, he told me ahead of time he was taking a dive.

oh ok....that explains it.

 

[kickserv]

nah, he told me ahead of time he was taking a dive. seriously, how else would the greatest clay court player in history lose to some greek scrub who is only in the tournament because he's banging paula badosa?

Badosa is fine and all, but just thought I'd point out that some Madjackers have Supermodel wives, so no need to travel over to France to bang hot chicks.

pointspread fred has a SuperModel wife and loves me more then you love Zhang

Cup

It’s over, Yep....just like I said 6 weeks ago....Oilers have ZERO chance of making the Stanley Cup final. So yep it is over. No Bacon...and testicles are fine. Don't come back here crying...I keep warning you year after year about the Oilers and you never listen. Dallas wins the...

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and

2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

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[Smitty]

2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs

We have ourselves a winner :smilies1 :smilies2:smilies16 updated record....... 2024 NHL Playoffs Record ----------------------------------- MoneyLine 0-0 Puck Line 0-1 Over/Under 5-8 Parlays 0-5 Prop 17-34 Series 0- We have ourselves a winner :smilies1 :smilies2:smilies16 updated...

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my goodness, so much drama. i'm suddenly very concerned for your testicles.

 

[Smitty]

ok, fuck it.

gille/vliegen (-125) 125 units. that's right, if they lose, i'm gonna have to rejoin the workforce. retirement's over.

this match is scheduled to start in roughly 9 hours. i am currently at Dirty Dick (hey, i didn't name it) in Paris with rohan bopanna. we are doing massive amounts of cocaine with 6 parisian hookers. or, as they call them, prostituées. almost classy.

anyway, rohan is balls deep in adeline and amelie right now, while the crowd is chanting some shit in french. i don't think we're going anywhere any time soon.

 

[kickserv]

ok, fuck it.

gille/vliegen (-125) 125 units.

Why not 126?

 

[Smitty]

Why not 126?

125 includes my house and car. i woulda needed a loan to bet 126.

looks like i'm losing the house and car. whoopsie. i can't believe i'd lose a posted bet at this french open.

 

[kickserv]

ok, fuck it.

gille/vliegen (-125) 125 units.