Something that you did not know

[yyz]

Did you know that if you took 30 women with different Ovulation Cycles, and asked them when their birthday was, the odds are 100% that the bitches with PMS would kick you square in the nuts. The ones who are pigs would still refuse to fuhk you, regardless of the size or PSI of your "screwdriver".

15 of them would not fuhk you on the road, and 15 would not fuhk you at home, but all of them have slept with someone from Penn State.

Lastly, if you rearrange the letters from beantownjim, you will get jim want bone!

Now, put that in yer fuhkin' hat!

 

[Snake Plissken]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in their head.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones ).

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabet Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Rats and horses can't vomit.

"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. if you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat
70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

 

[Myron]

The skin of the armpits can harbor up to 516,000 bacteria per square inch, while drier areas, such as the forearm, have only about 13,000 bacteria per square inch.

The skeleton of an average 160 pound body weighs about 29 pounds.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

The first official baseball hat was made of straw.

The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches!

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!

If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!

Cat urine glows under a black-light!

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!

Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!

 

[fatdaddycool]

one of my testicles hangs lower than the other

 

[dr. freeze]

hey Myron....the tongue isn't a muscle.....and if it was, i don't think it would be the strongest muscle in the body....

 

[Gatorbait]

......speaking of testicles........last night at a bar, my buddy unzips his pants, stands up, pulls his sac out the zipperhole, pulls his jeans up, and tells these hotties we met at the bar that he just sat in gum .........think he got laid..........you betcha

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

I just did it
I think I also dislocated my shoulder

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

hey Myron....the tongue isn't a muscle.....and if it was, i don't think it would be the strongest muscle in the body....

Yes it is

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

I disagree with this one, Ive heard it before and Ive seen every episode about 5 times. I dont think its true unless lil ones are hidden in Jerrys apartment

 

[dr. freeze]

calling the tongue a muscle is like calling your arm a muscle.....

 

[wareagle]

This women is single!!!

 

[taoist]

...some of my unanswered questions in life....

...some of my unanswered questions in life....

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why can't they make the whole damn plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?

....just a few of the questions that crossed my mind today. can anyone help? :shrug:


now for 1 thing that you didn't know...other than the pig thing.

The orgin of the word "Sidekick" - A "kick" by definition in Old English was a pocket in the side of a man's trousers, not much different from a man's pants pocket today, though somewhat deeper. Early pickpockets knew the difference between a "kick" and a "pratt." (...a "pratt" being the back pocket....) The "kick" was almost impossible to pick because it hung inside the trousers next to the skin, as opposed to the back pocket which (as you all know) has another layer inbetween it and your ass cheek. Over time, a "sidekick" became known as a faithful friend who, just like a man's pocket, was always by his side.

However, in a small town in Tennessee, this evolved once again to the phrase....

"If yer skeered, you can get in my pocket...." :thefinger

 

[PerpetualCzech]

http://anatomy.uams.edu/htmlpages/anatomyhtml/muscles_head&neck.html

At least 3 of these muscles are "within tongue" . Maybe the tongue consists of nothing but muscle, but to call it "a muscle" seems wrong.

 

[dr. freeze]

lol....yep....tongue also consists of glands, epithelia, nerves +recepttors, and connective tissue.....

 

[dr. freeze]

i am not sure what the strongest muscle is....per unit volume my guess would be lateral pterygoid -- which is the only muscle that protrudes & opens your jaw.....the lateral pterygoid isn't any bigger than the tongue -- but is many times more forceful -- try resisting a tongue movement with your hand....then use the same resistance to see if you can begin to stop your jaw from protruding.....

 

[PerpetualCzech]

I always thought it was the gluteus maximus (no kidding)

 

[dr. freeze]

could be.....

 

[marine]

the tongue is in fact a muscle. look it up in your old unused college med books you quacks. as for being the strongest, maybe/maybe not.


Now for an interesting tidbit...
The term "rule of thumb" orginated way back in the day when there was a law that a husband could legally beat his wife, so long as the weapon was not thicker than his thumb.

 

[PerpetualCzech]

marine,

We already showed earlier in the thread that it's a mistake to call the tongue a muscle. Get with the program.

 

[marine]

i disagree. Donkey Kong is by far the best video game ever made.

oops.. wrong thread..

i disagree, the tongue is a muscle. I asked the Doc on board here and he looked it up in some of his med books and it shows the tongue as being a muscle.

also, a weak proof of it, when you get your tongue pierced, it bruises, just like a muscle does.

 

[PerpetualCzech]

Come on, did you click on the link earlier in the thread? It clearly shows the tongue is *made* of several muscles, but it is not "a muscle".